View Full Version : Auckland, you aint ready.....
White trash
24th May 2005, 15:34
....for the Trash.
Be there in 6 weeks time.
Length of stay? Indefinite.
Right. Who wants to get pissed? :drinknsin
What will you be doing up in the big city?
Motoracer
24th May 2005, 15:45
....for the Trash.
Be there in 6 weeks time.
Length of stay? Indefinite.
Right. Who wants to get pissed? :drinknsin
Alright, that's da shit!!
Shall we have a big party somewhere to welcome the legend himself into our comunity?:drinknsin
....for the Trash.
Be there in 6 weeks time.
Length of stay? Indefinite.
Right. Who wants to get pissed? :drinknsinNow that is scary!
Which bike shop are you transferring to? :msn-wink:
I'll be outa here in 3 weeks,superb timing I reckon....
Skunk
24th May 2005, 15:48
I'll be outa here in 3 weeks,superb timing I reckon....
Where are you off too?
Big Dave
24th May 2005, 15:51
....for the Trash.
Be there in 6 weeks time.
Length of stay? Indefinite.
Right. Who wants to get pissed? :drinknsin
'It must be love, love, love......' - Madness 1982
Good for you.
strayjuliet
24th May 2005, 15:51
Just 1 question:
WHY AUCKLAND???? :confused: :blink: :unsure:
As for the question u asked, sure, anytime, but you will need to come to Hamilton. :drinknsin :beer:
ManDownUnder
24th May 2005, 15:53
Hey chap! - I hear you're the man to show us all the lines on these roads up here (yup - your rep goes far and wide!)
Swing by at some point... beer is good, ride is good, combining the two... nyaaaa not so good.
Anyhoo - be fun to meet you! Let us know when you're here (when you have an absolute date) and we'll jack up a BBQ or meal or summat!
MDU
Quasievil
24th May 2005, 15:54
the legend himself
i thought you had met him ? maybe not
White trash
24th May 2005, 15:55
Now that is scary!
Which bike shop are you transferring to? :msn-wink:
Only one bike shop to work at in New Zealand mate, and I'm leaving it.
The others aren't worthy of my talents. :msn-wink:
White trash
24th May 2005, 15:56
'It must be love, love, love......' - Madness 1982
Good for you.
Fuck yeah mate. Haven't been myself since the Hippy left.
Quick everyone - lock up your hamsters!
Skunk
24th May 2005, 15:57
The others aren't worthy of my talents.
:killingme ......
Quick everyone - lock up your hamsters!
He has one of his own. Or was that a goateeee WT? :nono:
ManDownUnder
24th May 2005, 16:11
Quick everyone - lock up your hamsters!
Bugger the hamsters! (or is that a description of the actual problem??):killingme
Lou Girardin
24th May 2005, 16:24
WT, you'll just have to visit Ponsonby Rd wearing your race suit dearie. The denizens will think you're just faaabulous.
White trash
24th May 2005, 16:34
What will you be doing up in the big city?
Fuckin' around.
Fuckin' around.
You're going to be a rent boy?
Sensei
24th May 2005, 16:47
Wish you'd stay one one place WT will have to come to Dorkland now to chase ya round the roads :drinknsin
White trash
24th May 2005, 16:51
Wish you'd stay one one place WT will have to come to Dorkland now to chase ya round the roads :drinknsin
Fuck off mate! I've been here 12 years, that's long enough aint it?
Quasievil
24th May 2005, 16:53
Fuck off mate! I've been here 12 years, that's long enough aint it?
thats what wellingtonians have been saying for the last 12 years:killingme
Paul in NZ
24th May 2005, 16:53
Oh dear....
Now what the hell am I gunna do? The last bike salesman in wellington that talks to me... sob!
Cheers
Big Dave
24th May 2005, 16:54
Fuck off mate! I've been here 12 years, that's long enough aint it?
for whom???
Skunk
24th May 2005, 17:39
Oh dear....
Now what the hell am I gunna do? The last bike salesman in wellington that talks to me... sob!
CheersSame here. It's not me though - it's them. :whistle:
Two Smoker
24th May 2005, 18:03
WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO SELL ME MY K5 1000!!!??? :angry2:
Welcome to the big smoke, i expect to have lots of beers with you, and go on lots of road rides...
Marknz
24th May 2005, 18:07
more importantly, when is the farewell piss up? AND, you ain't leaving to you come have a look at the suspension on the stead.
Slipstream
24th May 2005, 18:20
Bye.
I tried to put a smilie to this, but none seemed right, so opted for one I've never used.
:raghead:
SPORK
24th May 2005, 18:41
Ye-WHAT?!
Traitor.
badlieutenant
24th May 2005, 18:48
haha have fun riding for ages to get to empty roads, and on that note let show you round up north :D
DEATH_INC.
24th May 2005, 19:06
Hmmm,might have to step up the game a bit....... :devil2:
Kwaka-Kid
24th May 2005, 19:13
Wicked!!!
Welcome... here lies 22.... apparently... somewhere?
ManDownUnder
25th May 2005, 07:05
Wicked!!!
Welcome... here lies 22.... apparently... somewhere?
Yeah - it's that road with all the bits of broken bike along it...
Just listen for the sound of scraping, falling and swearing - you'll find it!
MDU
Badcat
25th May 2005, 07:45
....for the Trash.
Be there in 6 weeks time.
Length of stay? Indefinite.
Right. Who wants to get pissed? :drinknsin
sweet!
if you need anything....
k
White trash
25th May 2005, 07:50
sweet!
if you need anything....
k
Ta mate. I'll bear that in mind.
Badcat
25th May 2005, 08:04
Ta mate. I'll bear that in mind.
i know holeshot suzuki were looking for someone....
if you fall on hard times etc.
jo is leaving.
k
Sparky Bills
25th May 2005, 08:46
HAHA!
Now if i step up my wheelies, I might be the new wheelie king in Welly!!! :niceone:
White trash
25th May 2005, 09:01
A mate e-mailed me this yesterday.
I could get used to AK traffic.
have you lost your fucking mind?
White trash
25th May 2005, 09:10
have you lost your fucking mind?
Possibly.
I'm looking forward to living 20minutes from a race track though.
Or are you concerned about where to get tyres and keys from? :D
Sparky Bills
25th May 2005, 09:11
Oh yeah!!...
I forgot to call you a....
JAFA!!!!
Mr Skid
25th May 2005, 09:21
I'm looking forward to living 20minutes from a race track though.
SH16 or SH22?
Lou Girardin
25th May 2005, 10:03
Possibly.
I'm looking forward to living 20minutes from a race track though.
Or are you concerned about where to get tyres and keys from? :D
It'll take more than 20 mins to get to Taupo.
A mate e-mailed me this yesterday.
I could get used to AK traffic.Lol what a crazy 'skilled' nutcase of a driver that was! Couldn't do that in Auckland though Jimmy...traffic is always heavy in both directions! :nono:
Big Dave
25th May 2005, 10:16
sweet!
if you need anything....
k
He could do with a shave, 5 kilos, and an attitude adjustment.
ManDownUnder
25th May 2005, 10:39
It'll take more than 20 mins to get to Taupo.
Lou - SH1 is the track he's talking about... and from what I've heard... yes it would take WT over 20 minutes... but not a lot...:ride:
MDU
White trash
25th May 2005, 10:44
He could do with a shave, 5 kilos, and an attitude adjustment.
Attitude adjustment? Attitude addjustment?
Man, if I had and extra 30kgs, I'd give you a fucken attitude adjustment.
(please don't hurt me dave)
The Tazman
25th May 2005, 10:56
I know you have to do what you have to do WT
Hope all goes well for ya mate.
There is always a room here and beer in the fridge when you need to come back to wellywood
Taz
White trash
25th May 2005, 11:46
It's been a tough descision all round really.
My kids are obviously here, as are a huge number of really good friends I've been fortunate to make.
Thing is, Auckland's only a 6.5hr ride from Wellington and I'll be back down here frequently. Visiting the kids and what not.
I am really going to miss Wellington and it's people though. :weep:
6.5 hrs with a rest stop long enough to read Penthouse cover to cover on the bog? I knew guys on Spuzuki's who could do it in less than 5.5 over 20 yrs ago! Once you're in Orcland you'll learn to ride like that....
White trash
25th May 2005, 12:26
6.5 hrs with a rest stop long enough to read Penthouse cover to cover on the bog? I knew guys on Spuzuki's who could do it in less than 5.5 over 20 yrs ago! Once you're in Orcland you'll learn to ride like that....
Bwahahaha.
Already can. Just didn't want any abuse from our local constabularity for my actions............ :whistle:
Actually, my record stands at 6 hrs 10 mins from Papkura to Newlands, via 22 and Paraparas. Not generally regarded as "the quick way" so I'm sure I can improve.
Sorry,I stand corrected - I can do it in 12hrs,but usualy take a couple of days,and that's trying hard....
Motoracer
25th May 2005, 13:18
Sorry,I stand corrected - I can do it in 12hrs,but usualy take a couple of days,and that's trying hard....
Last time I went to Wellington, it took about 12 hours as well. And that was a combined effort of me and Trashy going pretty fast, which included getting 1 speeding ticket!
White trash
25th May 2005, 13:22
Last time I went to Wellington, it took about 12 hours as well. And that was a combined effort of me and Trashy going pretty fast, which included getting 1 speeding ticket!
Yeah. But the second half of the journey only took 2 and a half hours mate! Fucken glad I got that ticket where we did.
Mitch
25th May 2005, 14:51
Will miss you cunt!! :Punk:
Skunk
25th May 2005, 14:55
Gonna miss your ego...
unless my aim improves soon...
White trash
25th May 2005, 15:25
Will miss you cunt!! :Punk:
What a crock of shit. You've been gleefully wringing your hands together thinking "I'll get the big room, I'll get the big room...."
Mitch
25th May 2005, 19:09
No I will just continue as I always do to divert any attention away from the fact that I really do give a fuk :D will miss ya mate!!!!!!!!!!
Riff Raff
25th May 2005, 19:12
No I will just continue as I always do to divert any attention away from the fact that I really do give a fuk :D will miss ya mate!!!!!!!!!!
I'll send him back to you whenever he's in the dogbox!!!!
Big Dave
25th May 2005, 19:32
No I will just continue as I always do to divert any attention away from the fact that I really do give a fuk :D will miss ya mate!!!!!!!!!!
Cheer up. Think how much steinlarger will be left in wellington
Skunk
25th May 2005, 19:36
Cheer up. Think how much steinlarger will be left in wellingtonHe can take it with him...
SHitt ... :slap: ... HOwd I miss thiss .. :thud:
:wait:
I Know ... :doobey:
dangerous
26th May 2005, 06:20
Hmmm,might have to step up the game a bit....... :devil2:
LOL, nothing like a bit of compatition *ding ding* in the blue corner is nothing but natraly asperated 'Trash' and in the orange corner forced induction and pumping 18psi 'death'..................... :drinknsin
WT..... all the best man, for the move to Dorkland :Punk:
White trash
26th May 2005, 10:27
No I will just continue as I always do to divert any attention away from the fact that I really do give a fuk :D will miss ya mate!!!!!!!!!!
Wel funnily enough, I'll miss you too. But you know that. Coz I told you.
MSTRS
26th May 2005, 10:39
Like most of us here, I've never eyeballed ya, so it's safe to say "no matter where you are, we all luffs ya" :grouphug:
White trash
26th May 2005, 10:43
Like most of us here, I've never eyeballed ya,
Ummmm actually, most of the people here have eyeballed me.
FROSTY
26th May 2005, 11:05
NO NO NO IT CAN'T BE TRUE --RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE -REVOKE HIS VISA.
No trashman in this sweet innocent city :devil2: :devil2:
Riff Raff
26th May 2005, 11:12
NO NO NO IT CAN'T BE TRUE --RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE -REVOKE HIS VISA.
No trashman in this sweet innocent city :devil2: :devil2:
You think you're worried??? His neighbous will be breathing a sigh of relief ... whilst mine are about to be subjected to all sorts of horrors. He's already eyeing up what can only be described as a bloody awesome burnout pad in front of my gargre....
FROSTY
26th May 2005, 11:14
He does realise that as a fresh immigrant to Auckers he has to resit his licence doesn't he??
An has to ride a two fiddy for 6 months
jazbug5
26th May 2005, 11:26
...have you seen what he's been riding just lately?
That'll be an upgrade..!
White trash
26th May 2005, 11:26
He does realise that as a fresh immigrant to Auckers he has to resit his licence doesn't he??
An has to ride a two fiddy for 6 months
What? So you can keep up?
FROSTY
26th May 2005, 11:33
yea well we will see what we see old bean :devil2:
MSTRS
26th May 2005, 12:05
Ummmm actually, most of the people here have eyeballed me.
Ooops my bad. That'll explain the very few expressions of miss ya/welcome/luffsya in this pointless drivel wannabe thread.... :whistle:
Riff Raff
26th May 2005, 13:22
My thoughts exactly the first time I saw that too.
Uh oh.....
Well I guess there's going to be a bit of a piss up when he arrives. I'll make sure I've got a few dresses for you to wear. Better get Dveus to come round with his sister's pushbike for the wheelies off the deck session, then there's the minimoto vs kids quad bike racing....
Hooks
26th May 2005, 17:28
You think you're worried??? His neighbous will be breathing a sigh of relief ... whilst mine are about to be subjected to all sorts of horrors. He's already eyeing up what can only be described as a bloody awesome burnout pad in front of my gargre....
Thank fuck he never came here huh ?? :Punk: ... although my pad hasn't seen much use lately !! :wait:
Good luck mate and remember .... Traffic is only a state of mind !! ... come to think of it so is Dorkland !! :killingme
Coldkiwi
26th May 2005, 17:52
so you'll FINALLY be able to organise your backside out to coromandel jimmy and stop wasting your breath on 'wellington roads rock' once you see the good stuff :)
loosebruce
26th May 2005, 17:57
Tis bout time some more cool cats moved up here from welly, why the fuck WT is moving up i don't know.
Plus i gonna have to start feeding him a shitload of pizza to beef him up for his new job.
P.S. anyone got a set of Blue Teknic Violator leathers for sale size 58 - 60.
Be farkin good to have you up here brother, all the best for the trip up.
dveus
26th May 2005, 18:08
Uh oh.....
Well I guess there's going to be a bit of a piss up when he arrives. I'll make sure I've got a few dresses for you to wear. Better get Dveus to come round with his sister's pushbike for the wheelies off the deck session, then there's the minimoto vs kids quad bike racing....
I've put together a new and improved stunt bike now, this one actualy has brakes.
Slipstream
26th May 2005, 18:52
why the fuck WT is moving up i don't know.
Either the love of a good woman or he just doesn't wanna share that quad bike with the kids ;)
Two Smoker
26th May 2005, 19:16
He's already eyeing up what can only be described as a bloody awesome burnout pad in front of my gargre....
I third that... just dont have a bike to do burnies on...
Hooks
26th May 2005, 20:19
I third that... just dont have a bike to do burnies on...
Hah ... You Aucks don't know how to do decent burnies anyway !! :Punk: :drinknsin :whistle:
Ummmm actually, most of the people here have eyeballed me.
WAssitt by browne eye orr red-eye ... :moon:
:drinknsin
StoneChucker
26th May 2005, 20:43
Hah ... You Aucks don't know how to do decent burnies anyway !! :Punk: :drinknsin :whistle:
Fuck yeah, I can attest to seeing Hooks do a MEAN burnout, on his whale with bare feet! Very impressive :niceone:
We must organise something at your place again soon mate?
WT, now I'm not exactly your closest mate, but will miss your personality down here in Welly. Who's house will I go to now, and look daft on a quad bike? Where will I watch the destruction of a living room with chips?
Atleast I'll have another person to visit when I visit Orkland. Take care mate, ride safe amoungst those crazy fuckers (cagers).
madboy
26th May 2005, 21:29
He does realise that as a fresh immigrant to Auckers he has to resit his licence doesn't he??Don't weetbix licenses last for 12 years from date of first entry?
jimbo600
26th May 2005, 21:55
HAHA!
Now if i step up my wheelies, I might be the new wheelie king in Welly!!! :niceone:
Never happen mate. You got me and Hayden to deal with first.
jimbo600
26th May 2005, 22:02
Who the fuck is going to be my tea bitch in WMCC now?
Kwaka-Kid
27th May 2005, 00:00
there's going to be a bit of a piss up when he arrives. I'll make sure I've got a few dresses for you to wear....
Ohhh no! as funny as you may have found it Sue it was disturbing!!!:puke:
j/king Glenn, I for one thought you looked quite good in a dress. :killingme
Two Smoker
27th May 2005, 07:15
Atleast I'll have another person to visit when I visit Orkland. Take care mate, ride safe amoungst those crazy fuckers (cagers).
thought you were talking about me for a moment...
Two Smoker
27th May 2005, 07:16
Who the fuck is going to be my tea bitch in WMCC now?
you were AND are the tea bitch....
Ah, I might finally witness how 'good' he is - at what you ask? oh well thats another story :)
Riff Raff
27th May 2005, 08:25
Who the fuck is going to be my tea bitch in WMCC now?
:shit: He makes you tea??!!!! You'll have to tell me how you get him to do it!
ManDownUnder
27th May 2005, 08:41
I've put together a new and improved stunt bike now, this one actualy has brakes.
Chicken!
... no actually I take that back - I've seen the way you ride...
maybe brakes is best...
Kickaha
27th May 2005, 23:57
:shit: He makes you tea??!!!! You'll have to tell me how you get him to do it!
Why would he need to do that when he has a woman to make it for him :yes:
StoneChucker
28th May 2005, 00:26
Why would he need to do that when he has a woman to make it for him :yes:
har har, but me hears his wimmin is broke! Got a gammy wrist or summat. Ah well, he could train her to do it with one hand. The tea should be a cinch to teach after THAT :rofl:
Riff Raff
28th May 2005, 06:30
Why would he need to do that when he has a woman to make it for him :yes:
You are going to get such a thrashing!
har har, but me hears his wimmin is broke! Got a gammy wrist or summat. Ah well, he could train her to do it with one hand. The tea should be a cinch to teach after THAT :rofl:
And so are you!
Kickaha
28th May 2005, 21:19
You are going to get such a thrashing!
Cool,normally I have to pay extra for that :niceone:
jimbo600
29th May 2005, 09:08
:shit: He makes you tea??!!!! You'll have to tell me how you get him to do it!
Easy. I'm the almighty consumer. I say "make me a tea bitch" and off he goes.
[QUOTE=loosebruce]Tis bout time some more cool cats moved up here from welly, why the fuck WT is moving up i don't know.
He is moving up for a shot at the magic diamond, the fury hoop, some action. How do I put this HE WANNA GET LAID. :weird:
Never happen mate. You got me and Hayden to deal with first.
Fuck off gay boy! You suck. :rofl:
jazbug5
31st May 2005, 21:47
the fury hoop...
Unintentional, but you may have something there.. or not.
2_SL0
2nd June 2005, 12:28
Great, bloody wonderful, someone else to go screaming past me on 22. Oh crumbs he's moving into my neck of the woods. There goes the neighbourhood.
Hunua Rd is closed for Road works until further notice.
On a more positive note, nice to have you here. Look foward to watching the Wheelie King in action.
Waylander
2nd June 2005, 12:38
On a more positive note, nice to have you here. Look foward to watching the Wheelie King in action.
So long as he stays off the Harbour Bridge.
vifferman
2nd June 2005, 12:42
So long as he stays off harbor bridge...
... and the Harbour Bridge. :yes:
White trash
2nd June 2005, 12:56
I must say, it's nice to have so many welcomers.
Think I'm gonna enjoy Dorkland.
Riff Raff
2nd June 2005, 13:47
I must say, it's nice to have so many welcomers.
Think I'm gonna enjoy Dorkland.
Nah they just want invites to the pissup.
nicko
2nd June 2005, 13:49
I'll put some Steinys in the fridge.
White trash
2nd June 2005, 14:06
Nah they just want invites to the pissup.
I like your style.
I'll put some Steinys in the fridge.
And yours.
God I'm gonna love Auckland. :niceone:
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