Come on, admit it...

[Fatt Max]

How many of you lot fart in bed? I'm not talking about the little wispy ones that you can hide with a cough, I mean the realy knicker ripping blow out that any bloke would be proud of.

I am settling an argument with a relative who says that girls simply do not do that kind of thing......

So, whats the story my lovelies?

[MSTRS]

Any girl that says they don't, is a liar. But their specialty is the silent, but deadly Carpet Slipper...

[RiderInBlack]

Of Course They Do. I'd be dam worried as a Nurse if they didn't. Not farting is a Major Health Problem.

[Mom]

I dont fart :shifty:

[Fatt Max]

Of Course They Do. I'd be dam worried as a Nurse if they didn't. Not farting is a Major Health Problem.

Hmmm, In my house farting is the major health problem......especially as last night was chilli night.

Come on girls, dont be shy, this is top level research I am doing here

[MIXONE]

I fart but of course as my shit doesn't stink my farts do'nt either...

[RiderInBlack]

I dont fart :shifty:Ya better see ya GP ASAP then before ya explode (like that guy in Monty Python's "Meaning Of Life" :gob:). It will be one hell of a mess, and the Planes in be stuck in AK for weeks.

[Maha]

It aint called the fart sack for nufink ya know!

Hell yeah fun times!!

[Hopeful Bastard]

Girls dont need to fart... They talk enough shit as it is... Lmao!

:dodge: :innocent: :chase:

[yungatart]

I fart in bed, or anywhere else I choose to, loud and proud, quiet and deadly, whatever, I have a great repertoire (although I do find it a little difficult to fart while riding my bike, especially when wearing leathers). Cordura makes things a little easier, go figure!

Of course, they all smell like Chanel #5, cos I'm a lady!

[Gubb]

I do it enough for the both of us.



And a small Malawian army.

[hellokitty]

Of course women fart! No one can fart louder than my husband, his early morning farts actually echo they are so loud.
In my experience women do nasty sneaky farts that smell really bad due to the healthy, full of fibre shit they eat like museli and nuts etc.
Anyone that says they don't fart is a liar.
If you are in hospital after surgery they won't let you go home until you fart.......

[Maha]

I fart in bed, or anywhere else I choose to, loud and proud, quiet and deadly, whatever, I have a great repertoire (although I do find it a little difficult to fart while riding my bike, especially when wearing leathers). Cordura makes things a little easier, go figure!

Of course, they all smell like Chanel #5, cos I'm a lady!

Used sump oil more like!!!

[hellokitty]

I fart in bed, or anywhere else I choose to, loud and proud, quiet and deadly, whatever, I have a great repertoire (although I do find it a little difficult to fart while riding my bike, especially when wearing leathers). Cordura makes things a little easier, go figure!

Of course, they all smell like Chanel #5, cos I'm a lady!

Oh yeah, farting on the bike, awesome ! you can't hear it over the loud exhaust

[Gubb]

Oh yeah, farting on the bike, awesome ! you can't hear it over the loud exhaust
.. It's like adding another 5Hp!

[scumdog]

Oh yeah, farting on the bike, awesome ! you can't hear it over the loud exhaust

Wanna bet??

[hellokitty]

Wanna bet??

mine aren't that loud and if you can hear it you are following way too close!

[RiderInBlack]

Wanna bet??Shit yours must be good ones ta hear over a HD:gob:LOL.

[MSTRS]

Shit yours must be good ones ta hear over a HD:gob:LOL.

No....it's the all-new 3 cyl HD he rides these days...

[RiderInBlack]

No....it's the all-new 3 cyl HD he rides these days...Shit it must surely have some beans, and go like stink:gob:LOL

[Bass]

It's true that women don't fart as much as men, but that's only because their mouths aren't closed long enough to build up the required pressure

[Fatt Max]

It's true that women don't fart as much as men, but that's only because their mouths aren't closed long enough to build up the required pressure

:clap::clap::clap::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[Laava]

.. It's like adding another 5Hp!

Oh, so you have a modified intake? Is it comfortable to sit on? Pics and recommended diet please?

[PrincessBandit]

Ok, not too many women commenting in here, so here goes: Yes, yes and yes. And I can sound like an entire trombone section of a brass band when I'm on form. Nothing like letting rip in the morning before getting out of bed and having the kids go "bloody hell, mum, we could hear that from here!" (they know it's me 'cos Balu has been long gone in the morning as he starts work early). I used to be able to blame it on the dog, but sadly he is no longer with us - my alibi has defarted. I mean departed.

[george formby]

I fart in bed, or anywhere else I choose to, loud and proud, quiet and deadly, whatever, I have a great repertoire (although I do find it a little difficult to fart while riding my bike, especially when wearing leathers). Cordura makes things a little easier, go figure!

Of course, they all smell like Chanel #5, cos I'm a lady!

You just need to lift one cheek of the seat to relieve the tension

[george formby]

I hold a black belt in farting, I can make the dog run away & my partner has been known to wretch. I love her though, she tries very hard to retaliate, even in public. The duvet has been known to hover & I regularly wake up the missus but not myself. She claims to fart on my head as payback, no piccies though.. I noticed a skidmark in my girlfriends knickers the other day whilst doing the washing, she must be practicing on the sly, bless her.
I do live in fear of follow through, particularly when touching cloth & things are fermented from to much homebrew.

[george formby]

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[Bass]

My wife home bakes all our bread and tasty stuff it is too - but talk about rocket fuel !!!!
A good feed of toast in the morning and I can sit at my computer all afternoon without needing a chair.

[george formby]

My wife home bakes all our bread and tasty stuff it is too - but talk about rocket fuel !!!!
A good feed of toast in the morning and I can sit at my computer all afternoon without needing a chair.


:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Love my Bonnie]

It's true that women don't fart as much as men, but that's only because their mouths aren't closed long enough to build up the required pressure

heehee thats really funny

I can fart in bed coz i'm single

Or is it that im single coz I fart in bed??????

[AllanB]

Or is it that im single coz I fart in bed??????

That's a pretty sad bed partner!!!!!

I've been know to rip a few loud ones out in bed - I just tell Mrs B that I'm so full of love for her that something HAD to come out!

[Love my Bonnie]

That's a pretty sad bed partner!!!!!

Takes one to know one

[AllanB]

Takes one to know one

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Ah shucks - you need a hug??? Just don't squeeze too tight - I may fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Love my Bonnie]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Ah shucks - you need a hug??? Just don't squeeze too tight - I may fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heehee fart jokes are always kinda funny

[Little Miss Trouble]

Elevator farts are the best!!

[Love my Bonnie]

Wait until you are in the car with your kids, fart, then ask them if they can smell petrol!

My teenager falls for this EVERY time

HAHA

cant believe I just told the whole word that

[reemit]

Elevator farts are the best!!
Are those when you fart so powerfully, that you dont need to use the stairs?

[Little Miss Trouble]

Are those when you fart so powerfully, that you dont need to use the stairs?

Nope, its when you silently drop one whilst several other people are in the elevator & watch the looks of horror on their faces as they realise the smell they are trapped with, bonus points if you can subtly get away with laying the blame on someone else

[Laava]

Wait until you are in the car with your kids, fart, then ask them if they can smell petrol!

My teenager falls for this EVERY time

HAHA

cant believe I just told the whole word that

Hahahahahahaha! I like to let one go then lock the windows and doors and turn the heater on full!

[XxKiTtiExX]

I've been trying to simply as a pay back. But they just end up being little "prrrrts" with not much tang to them. Managing silent, violent, clinging, crawl up your nose ones but it always seems to be when no one else is around to suffer through them except for me. I don't care wether they are loud or not. Just so long as they are dutch oven worthy. I'll get there eventually.

[ac3_snow]

Il chuck a vote in for the misses, haha sure she wont mind, that she farts in bed or whereever it so happens to be
What gets me tho is that if its me she considers chucking me outa bed, BUT when its her she just laughs it off.

re elevator: you gotta drop a gud noisey one just as your walk out leaving it in there for all those with a few more floors to go.

[Ratti]

Anyone who thinks girls dont fart has not lived with my 10yo daughter. She is small and angelic looking, but farts like you wouldnt believe! Has been known to clear a room, and stink out the van.
Mind you, I remember one time when my hubby and i were getting to know each other. I dropped the best fart ever just as he walked into the bedroom...was so bad we both had to leave the room. Him gasping and looking very sick,me howling and crying with laughter. We eventually got married, but he never did let me live that one down. Insisted that I was NOT to EVER under ANY circumstances to fart in the bedroom ever again. We did consider making it one of our wedding vows...

[Mom]

heehee thats really funny

I can fart in bed coz i'm single

Or is it that im single coz I fart in bed??????

I once farted just outside of the bed when I was single, twas a magic moment of shame I am not likely to forget, it came cleverly disguised as a cough :killingme

First night nerves or some such I think.


I've been trying to simply as a pay back. But they just end up being little "prrrrts" with not much tang to them. Managing silent, violent, clinging, crawl up your nose ones but it always seems to be when no one else is around to suffer through them except for me. I don't care wether they are loud or not. Just so long as they are dutch oven worthy. I'll get there eventually.

One day, yes one day you will get there.

[slofox]

If I am sleeping alone - like any time at my place, then I fart all night long - the cat doesn't seem to mind at all...BUT if I am at herself's place and sleeping there, then I am NOT ALLOWED to fart in the bed...god alone knows why not - they don't smell that bad to me. wonder if it's because I hold her head under the blankets and wave them up and down..? ya reckon?

[HenryDorsetCase]

No....it's the all-new 3 cyl HD he rides these days...

He has a Feuling???

http://thekneeslider.com/images/castrolw3bike.jpg

[HenryDorsetCase]

I've been trying to simply as a pay back. But they just end up being little "prrrrts" with not much tang to them. Managing silent, violent, clinging, crawl up your nose ones but it always seems to be when no one else is around to suffer through them except for me. I don't care wether they are loud or not. Just so long as they are dutch oven worthy. I'll get there eventually.

eat a lot of cheese and eggs, also gherkins

[XxKiTtiExX]

eat a lot of cheese and eggs, also gherkins

Prunes and kiwifruit lol

[MsKABC]

In my sleep. Legendary for it. A previous flatmate once said it was like living in a trendy apartment on the viaduct, with the ships coming in and out :shifty:

[MSTRS]

eat a lot of cheese and eggs, also gherkins


Prunes and kiwifruit lol

Brewer's Yeast. Damhik.

[aprilia_RS250]

I let one rip once in a while. If it's a soggy sappy one I just say I had to pop out a nugget to warm up the bed, if it's a stinker, the dutch oven, I say I had to unblock my nose. Works every time.