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Winston001
26th May 2010, 10:35
By jove I think they are on to something......you know, there's no intermediate species between the round ball and the oval ball.......makes you think.....

http://www.listener.co.nz/issue/3650/columnists/15299/shifting_the_goalposts.html
slofox
26th May 2010, 11:07
Those guys have a lot of time on their hands, yes?
bogan
26th May 2010, 11:15
if god giveth, can he taketh away again please?
MisterD
26th May 2010, 11:40
If there is a God, I'm sure he'd have no truck with metric rubbish...100m long? Pah!
bogan
26th May 2010, 11:43
If there is a God, I'm sure he'd have no truck with metric rubbish...100m long? Pah!

:lol: heaven forbid an easy to understand measurement system aye?
GOONR
26th May 2010, 11:59
He may have create rugby but he follows Arsenal football Club!

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schrodingers cat
26th May 2010, 12:03
:lol: heaven forbid an easy to understand measurement system aye?

Damn those filthy french and their logical thinking.

Actually it does not surprise me that God created rugby (don't forget about everything else of course). I notice that in some quarters he has inbued our amazing All Blacks with the ability to walk on water

Perhaps any defeats are caused by the sin of Onan...?
avgas
26th May 2010, 12:04
The whole concept is sad.
May as well talk about how awesome your chess set is.
Honestly people who talk rugby, are more boring than the chess club.
avgas
26th May 2010, 12:07
He may have create rugby but he follows Arsenal football Club!
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No your confused that is Jesus. Jesus is a thorn is God's side - he never does anything cool. Still at least Jesus is better than god's other son - Ralph, who works in IT, and plays WoW all day.

God invented the slam dunk don't you know.
neels
26th May 2010, 12:07
But if god had created rugby, would it not be perfect, and therefore they wouldn't have to fuck with the rules every 3 weeks.
schrodingers cat
26th May 2010, 12:13
But if god had created rugby, would it not be perfect, and therefore they wouldn't have to fuck with the rules every 3 weeks.

In the beginning God created and it was good.
Any other work is of the devil
NZRFU = Bealezbub
GOONR
26th May 2010, 12:20
No your confused that is Jesus. Jesus is a thorn is God's side - he never does anything cool. Still at least Jesus is better than god's other son - Ralph, who works in IT, and plays WoW all day.

God invented the slam dunk don't you know.

I'm quite sure it's God, I'm not religious and have never met God but I did speak to a religious person once, they showed me a book with a picture in it. Granted it wasn't a photo but the likeness to my avatar is uncanny.
neels
26th May 2010, 13:01
In the beginning God created and it was good.
Any other work is of the devil
NZRFU = Bealezbub
So the IRB is a satanic cult, and attending the rugby world cup is effectively worshipping at the altar of the devil? :devil2:

I can make millions selling lightning proof hats :2thumbsup
slofox
26th May 2010, 13:37
This thread has my vote for "thread of the week"...:rofl:
avgas
26th May 2010, 13:45
I'm quite sure it's God, I'm not religious and have never met God but I did speak to a religious person once, they showed me a book with a picture in it. Granted it wasn't a photo but the likeness to my avatar is uncanny.
Now that you mention it. I haven't met god either. So mabey you are right.
However not even god can save the gunners, they need talent. Chelsea talent ;)