How about a FAQ on lane splitting?

[Coldkiwi]

This topic has got to be THE most singly thrashed topic on the site as every new rider wants to know if its legal and a few older riders want to know exactly HOW legal when they get a ticket doing it.

So... how about we compile an agreed (well, a firm majority anyway) response to the problem with links etc so that people can get some advice and we can put a stop to a new lane splitting thread each week (there's a few bald guys on here that don't want to pull anymore of their hair out!)

Actually... Spankme- can you set up a 'filter' (no pun intended) so that any new threads containing the title words 'lane splitting' or 'filtering' are not posted but redirect the user to the relevant FAQ page?

[mikey]

how about links for everyhting that is asked like where do babies come from an so on an make gay noobs read it one word at a time before theyre allowed to post

[MrMelon]

how about links for everyhting that is asked like where do babies come from an so on an make gay noobs read it one word at a time before theyre allowed to post
They come from unanswered prayers!

[SPORK]

I thought they came from the milkman?

But yeah, someone slap together a page of linkx0rs, I'm too lazy...

[Riff Raff]

how about links for everyhting that is asked like where do babies come from an so on an make gay noobs read it one word at a time before theyre allowed to post
:killingme :killingme :killingme As long as you don't write it!!!!!

[Racey Rider]

...Actually... Spankme- can you set up a 'filter' (no pun intended) so that any new threads containing the title words 'lane splitting' or 'filtering' are not posted but redirect the user to the relevant FAQ page?

Or,
Better still,,
If anyone registors with the word "Auckland" in there profile,
Make the 'Filtering' threads come up automaticly the first 5 times they enter the site!!
:mega: Because the rest of us don't give a,,,,
ummmm,, PIZZA!! :-p (PT)

[madboy]

Or,
Better still,,
If anyone registors with the word "Auckland" in there profile,
Make the 'Filtering' threads come up automaticly the first 5 times they enter the site!!
:mega: Because the rest of us don't give a,,,,
ummmm,, PIZZA!! :-p (PT)Harsh, it's not their fault they live there, they know no better... one day they'll see the light :grouphug:

[Zed]

They come from unanswered prayers!If you're talking about unwanted ones it's more like 'promiscuous living'!

Btw, children are supposed to be a blessing! Even you were one once MrM. :wacko:

[StoneChucker]

'promiscuous living'!
Where do I sign up? Here? Ok.

Available, 1 manwhore for all your needs and desires. :msn-wink:
Life's too short to be SO strict imho. Hell, if we followed, err, you know, to the letter, we would never smoke, drink, curse, have sex out of wedlock, EVEN think bad thoughts about people...

Hmm, I sometimes think VERY bad thoughts about certain people :devil2: :msn-wink: say no more, say no more

[Hitcher]

how about links for everyhting that is asked like where do babies come from an so on an make gay noobs read it one word at a time before theyre allowed to post
At last. A voice of great wisdom speaks. Mikey for President!

[Zed]

Where do I sign up? Here? Ok.

Available, 1 manwhore for all your needs and desires. :msn-wink:
Life's too short to be SO strict imho. Hell, if we followed, err, you know, to the letter, we would never smoke, drink, curse, have sex out of wedlock, EVEN think bad thoughts about people...

Hmm, I sometimes think VERY bad thoughts about certain people :devil2: :msn-wink: say no more, say no moreThank you sooooo much for *sharing* your principles with us SC, but staying on the subject of "children", it would be very disturbing to me (and I'm sure most other responsible adults/parents) if you were to become a parent yourself and teach those principles to your kids! :no: In all honestly I don't think you would!!

[vifferman]

Harsh, it's not their fault they live there, they know no better... one day they'll see the light :grouphug:
Yeah, we do. Some of us, having lived elsewhere (Rotorua, Canberra, Hamilton, Christchurch, Tauranga...)

But mebbe we don't have much choice, at the moment....

[StoneChucker]

Thank you sooooo much for *sharing* your principles with us SC, but staying on the subject of "children", it would be very disturbing to me (and I'm sure most other responsible adults/parents) if you were to become a parent yourself and teach those principles to your kids! :no: In all honestly I don't think you would!!
No, you're right I wouldn't. You may be missing my point though. I don't for one second mean that we should all have sex all the time, with everyone and screw the consequences. I mean, if you meet someone and start a relationship, it is irresponsible and illogical to wait until after marriage to have sex. Sex is an important part of a relationship, and if you're completely mismatched it's a bit late to find out after marriage. (Especially since divorce is another no no right???).

I don't smoke, so don't really care about that. Drinking I only partake in when I'm out socialising. I don't see anything wrong with it, I don't abuse it and I am offended at the notion that I'm a sinner for doing so. Don't do drugs either if you were wondering.

I personally think MY values are pretty good thank you, I don't appreciate you implying that they are otherwise. A good deal of the worlds problems are caused by religion, which is what you are constantly preaching as the salvation to everything! I ask you, is it right to raise children as fanatics to propogate the worlds problems?

Don't question my values again please.

[NhuanH]

Available, 1 manwhore for all your needs and desires.

Thank you sooooo much for *sharing* your principles with us SC, but staying on the subject of "children", it would be very disturbing to me (and I'm sure most other responsible adults/parents) if you were to become a parent yourself and teach those principles to your kids! :no: In all honestly I don't think you would!!
ahh, but you didn't bunk with him at the last rally! :msn-wink:

I had to get administrative support in for the money I was collecting for the Chucker of Stone's *ahem* services.

[Ixion]

How in the name of all nameless things did a thread about filtering turn into THIS ?

[Coldkiwi]

No, you're right I wouldn't. You may be missing my point though. I don't for one second mean that we should all have sex all the time, with everyone and screw the consequences. I mean, if you meet someone and start a relationship, it is irresponsible and illogical to wait until after marriage to have sex. Sex is an important part of a relationship, and if you're completely mismatched it's a bit late to find out after marriage. (Especially since divorce is another no no right???).


I think you boys need to take that discussion into Private messages!

(and WHY is it that, (for once) no one is talking about lane splitting!?)

[mikey]

At last. A voice of great wisdom speaks. Mikey for President!

ill take it as long as i get paid more than 4.44cents a minute like my current job., hahha made some geeks go to there calculator, an try an work out how much i make.

i dont make any helen takes it off you guys for me.


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[Zed]

I think you boys need to take that discussion into Private messages!Nah CK, too deep for me. :no:


(and WHY is it that, (for once) no one is talking about lane splitting!?)Like you say Richard the topic has been thrashed, but if that's one of the first subjects the L-Plate Riders are interested in discussing I say let them ask...they should be encouraged to ask *any* question they like. :confused:

When I joined KB one of the first things that lightly offended me was being told that the subject of one of my first threads had been "covered already" and to do a search thru previous threads to find the answers...not very encouraging! This is a Forum, not a Library. :D

[Coldkiwi]

true - but the amount of time some of us spend on here and gripe at people making funny noises, we could probably get mistaken for librarians!

but do you not find it a LITTLE tiresome to see a new filtering thread pop up each week?

Besides that, a good portion of the suggestion was motivated by having a clearly defined answer to a generally ill defined question.. new threads typically don't provide any new clarity on these newbie questions unless referred to whats been posted already because I'm sure all of the answers to all of the possible questions are already on here- somewhere!

[750Y]

...When I joined KB one of the first things that lightly offended me was being told that the subject of one of my first threads had been "covered already" and to do a search thru previous threads to find the answers...not very encouraging! This is a Forum, not a Library. :D

well said mate...