Internet dating

[marty]

Who on here has a NZD/AshleyMadison/Adultfriendfinder or similar account?

If so, does it work for you? How often do you log into it?

[hellokitty]

I used to be on NZdating (for about 4 weeks), met a few weirdos and scary men, but I met my husband on there.
I used to log in every day, and being a women in her thirties was swamped with men of any age coming on to me. You have to wade through the crap, chances are you might find someone - or if you are looking for a hook up, seems to be the place.
I did a search for motorbikes, found a few men that rode motorbikes, and went from there...... apparently there aren't many women on there that ride bikes.

[SMOKEU]

Just watch out with those online dating sites. A mate of mine met this slut online and she invited him over to her house, so we dropped him off at her house and about 10 niggers came out of her house with baseball bats and knives and tried to rob us.

[hellokitty]

I f you are going to meet someone, make sure it is a crowded public place and take friends with you - make it a group meeting.
Too many freaks ands weirdo out there. I met one guy that became obsessed and then abusive - scary.

[Tank]

It depends how desperate you are.

If you are really scraping the bottom of the barrel there is always the KB-Swingers user group started by our Very own DangerousBastard. you can see it here: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/group.php?groupid=41

Mrs DB who is in this site isnt a member - so you might just end up with him. But it must work because he has loads of young girlfriends - he keeps telling us.

Other than that - have a number of friends who have met on NZDating. All normal. A couple of the lady's could be called very good catches. A couple have married and seem very happy.

Never been a member myself (was married before that kind of thing took off) - but if I was single its got to be better place to look than the local "pig and firken".

[george formby]

Met my girlfriend on NZD & very happy now too. It's hard for single women to meet guys, they can't exactly wear a sign in the pub & their are only so many options in a circle of friends / workmates. A lot of guys (me) find it hard to say I'm interested for fear of rejection, abuse, embarrassment, what ever. Chatting on line is great, a phone call or two & a public date with no expectations was a perfect way for me to meet woman. I made friends, had a lot of fun & laughs & met a woman I fell in love with. It's fairly easy to spot the nutters & find people on a similar wave length, as long as you can write sentences, spell & actually have something interesting to contribute. On line dating is what you make it. Honesty & humour are essential.

[Genie]

Ha...I was on a website...didnt' really think of it a dating site...anyway, met a fella, wonderful one too. amazing in fact...but alas, he had a secret. Secret Girlfiend. And if going by the news, the women up North met a man, he had wife and didnt' tell her and when she discovered his lie she ended up dead. Be careful out there.

[Dooly]

A mate of mine is on NZD and is getting laid so much by so many chicks he's sick of it...........poor cunt.
He reckons he's looking for a woman genuinely but if so he's sure trying them all before he buys.



.......and no, it's not me............dammit:no::lol:

[Genie]

a friend of a friend does the same thing...he thinks it the best ever and most of the time the dates are free...eg no dinner and no having to buy them drink. I have a chick friend - recently separated - and she's going nuts.

[Grubber]

Been there done that a couple of years ago. Problem was that most woman in the Auckland region seemed to want the money and the expensive restaurant etc. All got a bit much after a while and i bored of the whole thing. Seemed to me that unless you were anything short of perfect you needn't bother replying.
Got a ton of friends that fill the gaps better anyway.
May work for some i guess.

[Love my Bonnie]

Been there done that a couple of years ago. Problem was that most woman in the Auckland region seemed to want the money and the expensive restaurant etc. All got a bit much after a while and i bored of the whole thing. Seemed to me that unless you were anything short of perfect you needn't bother replying.
Got a ton of friends that fill the gaps better anyway.
May work for some i guess.

Thats ya problem Grubber, those Auckland tarts.
Find yourself a good Franklin girl.
One who rides & is interested in having fun, not spending your cash.

[blackdog]

i searched bikers and dating and came up with this for ya....

www.collarme.com

[coffeejunkie]

i searched bikers and dating and came up with this for ya....

www.collarme.com

hahahahahahaha fuck you crack me up stig

[Maha]

Anne and I started chatting on a 'Chat Site' in 01'....we didnt meet straight away, maybe 6 months after the first hello?
Nine years later and we have only spent about 5 days apart in that time, and thats not an easy time for either of us.

[hellokitty]

It's fairly easy to spot the nutters & find people on a similar wave length, as long as you can write sentences, spell & actually have something interesting to contribute. On line dating is what you make it. Honesty & humour are essential.

Ha ha my husband has shocking spelling, I was so pleased when I met him that he wasn't retarded!
I is hard to meet people when all your friends are married, and it is hard to put yourself out there only to be rejected.

And as for Auckland women wanting to have money spent on them - maybe - but I am an Aucklander and I am very cheap to run - in fact I bought my man a motorbike, so what does that make me? (I had to, I needed someone to ride with me while I was learning)

[mashman]

I have a chick friend - recently separated - and she's going nuts. having a sex change?

[Tank]

having a sex change?

if I was having sex it would be a change.

[Kornholio]

Anne and I started chatting on a 'Chat Site' in 01'....we didnt meet straight away, maybe 6 months after the first hello?
Nine years later and we have only spent about 5 days apart in that time, and thats not an easy time for either of us.

Nice going Ned :) :niceone:

[p.dath]

Who on here has a NZD/AshleyMadison/Adultfriendfinder or similar account?

I've had an NZD account in the past, and had great experiences with it. I met my current partner (about 18 months now) on it.

[Grubber]

Thats ya problem Grubber, those Auckland tarts.
Find yourself a good Franklin girl.
One who rides & is interested in having fun, not spending your cash.

I know I know.....
Need someone with bucket loads of cash and very generous oh and yea drinks Speights would be good.

[Grubber]

Ha ha my husband has shocking spelling, I was so pleased when I met him that he wasn't retarded!
I is hard to meet people when all your friends are married, and it is hard to put yourself out there only to be rejected.

And as for Auckland women wanting to have money spent on them - maybe - but I am an Aucklander and I am very cheap to run - in fact I bought my man a motorbike, so what does that make me? (I had to, I needed someone to ride with me while I was learning)

Classic! Love it! I hope it was a decent bike.....don't let the side down now while your on a roll!

[Stirts]

Need someone with bucket loads of cash and very generous oh and yea drinks Speights would be good.

She's a hard road finding the perfect woman, boy.

[Love my Bonnie]

I know I know.....
Need someone with bucket loads of cash and very generous oh and yea drinks Speights would be good.

Fuck, counts me out then LOL

[YellowDog]

You may find what you are after however Results May Vary

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p00fOpjj1cg/Sws9GUp3B8I/AAAAAAAAAUA/Euv4To-rqUc/s1600/Angry+Beaver.jpg

[hellokitty]

Classic! Love it! I hope it was a decent bike.....don't let the side down now while your on a roll!

Yeah......... we went bike shopping to upgrade his bike, but I ended up with the new bike.
Run out of money now, oh well :yes:

[hellokitty]

I've had an NZD account in the past, and had great experiences with it. I met my current partner (about 18 months now) on it.

You two look very cute together! (I looked at your picture) If you can wade through all the strange people you can find someone really great.

[John_H]

My business partner used to meet lots of slappers for sex nz dating there but he is a bit of a grubby bastard. He is now getting in married to someone he met on there (not a slapper) in October.

[Maha]

My business partner used to meet lots of slappers for sex nz dating there but he is a bit of a grubby bastard. He is now getting in married to someone he met on there (not a slapper) in October.

Civil Union?

[Kornholio]

Civil Union?

Gun point probably :/

[Grubber]

She's a hard road finding the perfect woman, boy.

Don't get me started!

[Grubber]

She's a hard road finding the perfect woman, boy.

Don't get me started!

[Tank]

I generally find its easier to rent them.

[Mom]

Back when Mark and I first met, it was something really "out there" to meet someone from an internet site and make a relationship of it, I remember an article in one of the womans mags about some couple that actually got married after an internet meeting :gob:

I read it is 9 years we have been together, now that is not a bad effort for a couple of internet losers as my ex referred to us as :D

I have met some really lovely people after an initial internet contact. Some of these I count among my closest friends.

[AllanB]

I don't even know while I'm reading this thread - I'm married!

I was going to warn you about the perils of internet dating - people proclaiming to be other than they are or you getting a false idea of what they are/look like.

For example I bet most of you think I have a 12 inch dick - when really it's only 9 inches. Such is the internet.

Sorry if I disappointed anyone.

[Ratti]

Met my hubby on some dating site, cant remember which one it was now. After he died, I logged in again and met the lovely man I am seeing now.

there are some truly neat guys out there, but by crikey there are some bloody dropkicks.

Easy to pick them, only takes half a coffee. Got to use the brain to filter them.

[Genie]

She's a hard road finding the perfect woman, boy.

Bloody hard road finding the perfect man too!

I thought I had but someone already had him and he forgot to mention that small wee fact!!!

[Elysium]

It depends how desperate you are.

If you are really scraping the bottom of the barrel there is always the KB-Swingers user group started by our Very own DangerousBastard. you can see it here: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/group.php?groupid=41

That's quite a group.

I don't even know while I'm reading this thread - I'm married!



Means you're ready to swing!

[Naki Rat]

Met my girlfriend on NZD & very happy now too. It's hard for single women to meet guys, they can't exactly wear a sign in the pub & their are only so many options in a circle of friends / workmates. A lot of guys (me) find it hard to say I'm interested for fear of rejection, abuse, embarrassment, what ever. Chatting on line is great, a phone call or two & a public date with no expectations was a perfect way for me to meet woman. I made friends, had a lot of fun & laughs & met a woman I fell in love with. It's fairly easy to spot the nutters & find people on a similar wave length, as long as you can write sentences, spell & actually have something interesting to contribute. On line dating is what you make it. Honesty & humour are essential.

That sums up the online dating thing pretty good. Internet dating is a brilliant way to crunch the numbers when it comes to finding a root or a mate. Just go in with your eyes wide open and with honesty. And beware of what the prospective partner's profile *doesn't* say (e.g. no weight = probable whale)

I used Findsomeone to meet a few similarly available singles after a marriage meltdown (if it had been that easy to score when I was in my teens I would have worn out the old fella !) and after getting that out of my system met a very special lady literally on the other side of the world via the same website.

6 years later, now settled back in NZ and still very happy with the result:love:

[AllanB]

Means you're ready to swing!

Shudder!

Just imagine it - months and months of discussion with your partner, finally you both agree to some rules or something and head off to your first party. You're feeling fine - hey some of these people are actually attractive. Then you notice your partner being chatted up by Skidmark!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ratti]

**shudder**

[Genie]

Shudder!

Just imagine it - months and months of discussion with your partner, finally you both agree to some rules or something and head off to your first party. You're feeling fine - hey some of these people are actually attractive. Then you notice your partner being chatted up by Skidmark!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

or even worse.....the ________________!!!!!

[rachprice]

Oh Oh one of my friends keeps getting hit on by dudes on NZ dating.
I give him shit and tell him he must be asking for it, but seriously he is about as straight as they come, its pretty random!!!

[Ratti]

It happens. I had a few ladies test the waters. Take it as a compliment that someone finds me attractive. Explain that they are not my flavour and leave it at that. No harm.

[Gareth51]

Oh Oh one of my friends keeps getting hit on by dudes on NZ dating.
I give him shit and tell him he must be asking for it, but seriously he is about as straight as they come, its pretty random!!!

You get sent the message.........."I have read your profile and you seem the type of guy I'm looking for"....Reply... John you obviously didn't read my profile properly,so f_ _k off

[hellokitty]

when I was on NZDating, I didn't say much about me as far as looks/weight go and didn't even have a photo of me on my profile. Any guy that suggested I might be fat or ugly, is not the type of person I would want to be with anyway.

I basically said that I have full sleeve tattoos and a full back tattoo - if you don't like tattoos, then you won't like me.

I had so many guys intrigued because I had no picture - my husband talked to me for about a week before I sent him a picture - he was very happy with what he saw.
I knew what he looked like and I thought he looked scary, but he seemed to be on the same wave length as me.

[rustic101]

I have tried NZ Dating twice in as many years.

Granted I'm not the most attractive of guys - In fact its sometimes said I have a beautiful voice for radio.

However in my experiences I have met some absolute nut bars, stalkers and plain mental retards. In one it was a guy pretending to be a female!!! I mean WTF is with that?? If I was after a crossdresser or guy who wanted to pretend to be one I would have put it in my profile.

Just on that; why I bothered to even write profile content I will never know, as no one ever read the bloody thing and asked stupid questions to which the answers were already listed.

IMO I'll stick to wanking - Less dramas, cleaner and much safer and a shit load cheaper.

[MadDuck]

Hmmm .... yes once upon a time ago I put a profile thingy on NZD.

Didnt get much of a response. Anyone tell me why?

"Short arse....smoke like a chimney...drink like a fish...ride a tractor for fun....dont suffer fools....dont contact me if you live at home with your parents"

I thought I sounded irresistable :shifty:

[Tank]

Hmmm .... yes once upon a time ago I put a profile thingy on NZD.

Didnt get much of a response. Anyone tell me why?

"Short arse....smoke like a chimney...drink like a fish...ride a tractor for fun....dont suffer fools....dont contact me if you live at home with your parents"

I thought I sounded irresistable :shifty:

I'd give ya a tap.

[Gareth51]

I generally find its easier to rent them.

So the idea is to you own your bikes and rent your woman ?

[MadDuck]

So the idea is to you own your bikes and rent your woman ?

Dont pay more than $2.50 an hour

[Urano]

when i was young (:D) and traveled a lot for work i used to chat with girls on icq, searching for people on the place i was going to.
nothing more than a coffee anyway.

i've always felt strange about meeting people on the net, 'cause i think everybody is a bit "false" behind a keyboard, and it would be difficult to really understand who are you talking with.
anyway a friend of mine had met his previous gf on a site like those, and they were a couple for years, then he had an epistolar (epistular?? well, "written"...) relation with the girl who is actually his wife... so, it could work...

i've met my wife on a seasonal job, and just accepted the possibility because of the seasonal kind. never marry a colleague: you'll end up to work all day to finally go home to talk of work...
if you need to meet people try to go out and not stop your life in front of a pc: subscribe a cooking course, a painting course, go to the gym, go to surf, make thing you like.
it's the best way to meet people with your same passions and you can get a good tan too... ;) ;) ;)

[Gareth51]

Dont pay more than $2.50 an hour

$2.50 an hr=60 a day=420 a week =21840 a year.............shit it cost me over double when I was married.

[rachprice]

It happens. I had a few ladies test the waters. Take it as a compliment that someone finds me attractive. Explain that they are not my flavour and leave it at that. No harm.

Oh yeah I normally would too....but one dude seems super persistent even though he has said that he is not into that hahahhahaha hilarious!

[ynot slow]

My brother met his 2nd wife online,he said it felt better when meeting for the first time as they both knew each other pretty well,rather than the small talk(re do ya fuck on first date)scenario in the pub etc.

After my marriage went,the tried and true party n pub was fun,but the internet(didn't have computer)wasn't much in 97.Seems much easier now,but man I had fun sussing out the girls,beer was the great equalizer lol.

I think whatever floats ya boat,had a prick of a mate,he replied to a wanted add in the local paper,found out it was his ex g/f(she sent a letter to my p.o.box,not address)that was fun not.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I had a fat old time on FSO (Findsomeone)! Got engaged for the 1st and only time in my life to a woman I met there. Obviously it turned to custard (as I've never been married). But shagged some real minters along the way in between long (ish) relationships. Top show I say. Go for it people...get into it.

[nudemetalz]

did you offer them your coffee too, Pete ?
That would have been a winner.........................

[Crasherfromwayback]

did you offer them your coffee too, Pete ?
That would have been a winner.........................

Silly boy. Coffee has no place in internet romance.

Wine em

Dine em

69 em

[Pussy]

Silly boy. Coffee has no place in internet romance.




Your coffee doesn't! :p


To be fair, though.... the last coffee supplied by you to me at WMCC wasn't actually TOO bad!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Your coffee doesn't! :p


To be fair, though.... the last coffee supplied by you to me at WMCC wasn't actually TOO bad!

That's because I dipped my cock in it.

[98tls]

:killingme:killingmeNever bothered looking at this thread before just thought it must be a wind up:shit:surely?:shit:Naa tell me its not true:shit:Its like an online "dance of the desperates".

[Conquiztador]

At party, at pub, in supermarket, at gig, on interweb. Same same but different.

The ones you meet are still all people. Same fears, same wishes, same dreams.

Lonely people are looking for someone. Someone who gives them time, who understands, who will hug them.

My marriage fell apart 8 years ago. I have met a few ladies since then. Some on the web, some IRL. Not like the ones from the web have a third arm. In fact, the one I really liked was from the web. She came down to see me from Sweden. Twice.

I do it again. Anytime.

It's not re where she is from. It is re who she is.

[nudemetalz]

That's because I dipped my cock in it.

obviously only added trim milk..... :yes: :rofl:

[Urano]

if you need to meet people try to go out and not stop your life in front of a pc: subscribe a cooking course, a painting course, go to the gym, go to surf, make thing you like.
it's the best way to meet people with your same passions and you can get a good tan too...


Yea, and if you have small children and no family to help while you do these courses? You stay home, and converse on the net

i reply here to this reputation comment concerning my post, 'cause i think it is an interesting point:
so if you have small children?
well, use the children. ;)
take them outside, go to play with them at the garden, subscribe them to some local playground, take them to soccer, or to skate, or to swim...
you'll find a lot of other with children, talk with them face to face in real world, take your babies to their knew friends' home, take all the babies together out for a pizza... you'll meet somebody
with babies, or friends of friends...

;)
best luck...

[Pussy]

That's because I dipped my cock in it.

That being the case.....

Your dick tastes like a below average coffee, with milk and one sugar!

[Genie]

That being the case.....

Your dick tastes like a below average coffee, with milk and one sugar!

does that mean you drunk it????

[Pussy]

does that mean you drunk it????
Sadly..... yes! :sick:

[Crasherfromwayback]

does that mean you drunk it????

Fuck off...he gulped it down big time!

[Genie]

Sadly..... yes! :sick:

Have you had your shots? Are you running a fever? I've heard that too much dick can make your brain turn to mush.

[Pussy]

Have you had your shots? Are you running a fever? I've heard that too much dick can make your brain turn to mush.

IN MY DEFENCE... I normally don't expect my coffee to have been stirred with a beef bayonet!

Call me naive!

[marty]

Fuck off...he gulped it down big time!

and only let a little bit dribble down his chin.....

[Gareth51]

I've heard that too much dick can make your brain turn to mush.

I don't know,I'll just have to take your word for it

[oldrider]

:killingme:killingmeNever bothered looking at this thread before just thought it must be a wind up:shit:surely?:shit:Naa tell me its not true:shit:Its like an online "dance of the desperates".

That's a bit over the top Mike, I was enjoying the funny bits, great humour but the sad bits frighten me, should I ever end up lonely! :shit:

We are both getting to the stage where one of us will kark it soon and after 46 years together, that is a worrying thought for the one left behind! :mellow:

I have always drawn comfort from the fact that men don't live as long as women and I am four years older than her! :shifty:

Truly, I wouldn't have a clue how or where to begin again, even if I wanted to.

It sounds like a serious situation to find yourself in, good luck to those who are seeking! :yes:

[RiderInBlack]

Works for me. I'm not into picking strange women in bars. I like ta be sober for the first time out. There just aren't the Old Hall Hops that there used to be, and I don't belong to any major Sport/Social Groups. This means that the chances of me meeting someone right for me is very limited without doing the Internet dating thing. It has worked well for me and have had some good relationships from it.
There are a lot of false people on Internet Dating sites for sure, but then there are a hell of a lot of false people in real life too (KB sure has their share). Like on here, on the Internet Dating Sites I don't pretend to be anything other than myself. It works well for me, as there are quite a few Women of my age out there that are sick of pretentious picks (and are tried of those losers that keep trying ta send them pic's of their dicks).



My philosophies for dating are:

If ya want to be in a relationship with someone that is happy with you as the way you are, then you have to be how you are.
If ya want to stay in a relationship, then ya need to be prepared to work at it and never become complacent.
And if it is not working out (despite having made an effort) then be prepared to let it go. Let's face it, it is better to be single than to be in an unhappy relationship.

[Ratti]

Silly boy. Coffee has no place in internet romance.

Wine em

Dine em

69 em
Just a thought here dude...this is possibly why you are single????




That's because I dipped my cock in it.


That being the case.....

Your dick tastes like a below average coffee, with milk and one sugar!


Fuck off...he gulped it down big time!

I was going to swing by to offer an opinion on said coffee. Oddly, I have gone off the idea


Have you had your shots? Are you running a fever? I've heard that too much dick can make your brain turn to mush.
Genie hon? you are on the button ( as usual ) Of course too much dick makes your brain mush, just take a look at the men around you. Thats all they HAVE is dick, and look at the state of their brains



Works for me. I'm not into picking strange women in bars. I like ta be sober for the first time out. There just aren't the Old Hall Hops that there used to be, and I don't belong to any major Sport/Social Groups. This means that the chances of me meeting someone right for me is very limited without doing the Internet dating thing. It has worked well for me and have had some good relationships from it.
There are a lot of false people on Internet Dating sites for sure, but then there are a hell of a lot of false people in real life too (KB sure has their share). Like on here, on the Internet Dating Sites I don't pretend to be anything other than myself. It works well for me, as there are quite a few Women of my age out there that are sick of pretentious picks (and are tried of those losers that keep trying ta send them pic's of their dicks).
My philosophies for dating are:

If ya want to be in a relationship with someone that is happy with you as the way you are, then you have to be how you are.
If ya want to stay in a relationship, then ya need to be prepared to work at it and never become complacent.
And if it is not working out (despite having made an effort) then be prepared to let it go. Let's face it, it is better to be single than to be in an unhappy relationship.

Sensible, realistic,...Will you marry me?

[Bass]

Genie hon? you are on the button ( as usual ) Of course too much dick makes your brain mush, just take a look at the men around you. Thats all they HAVE is dick, and look at the state of their brains



Close, but no cigar.
Robin Williams explained it really well.
He said, "The problem is that God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time".
See? Simple eh?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Just a thought here dude...this is possibly why you are single????


Actually...I'm not!

[sinfull]

Pussy really enjoyed that coffee then ?

[Ratti]

Close, but no cigar.
Robin Williams explained it really well.
He said, "The problem is that God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time".
See? Simple eh?
I see, that does explain a lot. my LM said it was cos men only have two settings, 'on' or 'off'. Similar concept I think.


Actually...I'm not!

Apologies, it wasn't clear from you posts. Good on ya, treat her well and make sure you are best friends.

If yu promise to make the coffe where I can see you, I may pop in next time Im in town. Still havnt got around to checking out the shop.

[RiderInBlack]

Sensible, realistic,...Will you marry me?Funny thing with dating is that often what was a turn-on at the start can be what annoys ya later is a relationship."Sensible & Realistic" becomes "Boring" & "Makes me laugh" becomes "Needs ta grow up" LOL.
Thanks for the offer Ratti:hug:
Lots of dating and highs & lows to go through before I get Married again. Not against the Idea but I'm definitely not going ta hurry it (made that mistake the first time). The best thing ta do is ta enjoy ya life as it is. If ya in a relationship, don't stress about it. It will workout or not (stressing will only make it worse), but in the meantime enjoy what ya have now. If you not in a relationship, enjoy ya freedom. Don't try too hard to "Fill the Void" because this only draws the wrong type of partner into ya life. The right person will come into ya life if ya let them, meantime remember that you are a worthwhile person that doesn't need ta have a partner to prove that.

[Ratti]

Hon? It's way to soon after being widowed for me to make any decisions in that regard. I am seeing a very nice man, we both have reservations, and are taking our time, enjoying the friendship and waiting to see how it turns out. We are both to bloody old to go rushing into something that may well be a disaster in waiting.
In the meantime, we have separate lives that continue to grow and be personally meaningful. For where I am right now, I have the best on offer.

I am a very fortunate woman, in spite of all the crap that is still lurking.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Apologies, it wasn't clear from you posts. Good on ya, treat her well and make sure you are best friends.

If yu promise to make the coffe where I can see you, I may pop in next time Im in town. Still havnt got around to checking out the shop.

No need to apologize...all good! I treat her well, wouldn't dream of doing anything different. I promise to make you a safe coffee.

[Ratti]

Maybe we could extrapolate that thought and The Gummint could make it a rule that all Riders should wear full body condoms to promote Safe Riding

[Kornholio]

Funny thing with dating is that often what was a turn-on at the start can be what annoys ya later is a relationship."Sensible & Realistic" becomes "Boring" & "Makes me laugh" becomes "Needs ta grow up" LOL.
Thanks for the offer Ratti:hug:
Lots of dating and highs & lows to go through before I get Married again. Not against the Idea but I'm definitely not going ta hurry it (made that mistake the first time). The best thing ta do is ta enjoy ya life as it is. If ya in a relationship, don't stress about it. It will workout or not (stressing will only make it worse), but in the meantime enjoy what ya have now. If you not in a relationship, enjoy ya freedom. Don't try too hard to "Fill the Void" because this only draws the wrong type of partner into ya life. The right person will come into ya life if ya let them, meantime remember that you are a worthwhile person that doesn't need ta have a partner to prove that.

She's a hard road finding the perfect woman aye.....

[Genie]

Close, but no cigar.
Robin Williams explained it really well.
He said, "The problem is that God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time".
See? Simple eh?

well spoken by that man...

and Ratti...i was actually meaning from the other point of view....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

She's a hard road finding the perfect woman aye.....

i would guess it would be an interesting road....lots and lots to try out before you settle. There is no perfect women but I've heard that if you can get one that is about 80% then grab hold and don't let go. apparently the other 20% is what you yourself put in and, if you do it right you will have the 'perfect' women for you. Same goes for the chicks with finding their male. Me, i'm off for a ride, that's easy and way less complicated.:ride:

[coffeejunkie]

Hmmm .... yes once upon a time ago I put a profile thingy on NZD.

Didnt get much of a response. Anyone tell me why?

"Short arse....smoke like a chimney...drink like a fish...ride a tractor for fun....dont suffer fools....dont contact me if you live at home with your parents"

I thought I sounded irresistable :shifty:



Shit Ducky with an intro like that i can't see why they wouldn't be beating down your door!!!! Dam girl you an awsum catch :msn-wink:

[sinfull]

i would guess it would be an interesting road....lots and lots to try out before you settle. : OMG i WAS such a slut !

[DMNTD]

Shit Ducky...

FYI: She actually prefers to be called Toilet Ducky :yes:

[bucket boy]

She's a hard road finding the perfect woman aye.....

poor wicky

[Kornholio]

poor wicky

All good man, bring on the B..l road dragstrip :D

[coffeejunkie]

FYI: She actually prefers to be called Toilet Ducky :yes:


:shit::shit: She so gunna hurt you.....And i'm gunna let her:shifty:

[Gareth51]

FYI: She actually prefers to be called Toilet Ducky :yes:

You might get to wear the toilet

[Kornholio]

:shit::shit: She so gunna hurt you.....And i'm gunna let her:shifty:

Am I am so going to point and laugh :p

[oldrider]

Close, but no cigar.
Robin Williams explained it really well.
He said, "The problem is that God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time".
See? Simple eh?

Actually ladies, "men" are made in a set of two but you can only ever see one of them at any given time! :shifty:

I.E. "testicles full"......and......"testicles empty", absolutely "two" entirely different people! :yes:

[Ratti]

eewwww....way to much information Oldy

[coffeejunkie]

Am I am so going to point and laugh :p

You can stand right next to me & we both can hehehehehe

[SPman]

Anne and I started chatting on a 'Chat Site' in 01'....we didnt meet straight away, maybe 6 months after the first hello?
Nine years later and we have only spent about 5 days apart in that time, and thats not an easy time for either of us.Gotta watch out for those "Chat Sites", like KB!

That's why I'm now living in Oz.............

[Maha]

Gotta watch out for those "Chat Sites", like KB!

That's why I'm now living in Oz.............

Ditch Jumping has been going on for years John, if you jump far enough, you will end up with what you want.

[oldrider]

Ditch Jumping has been going on for years John, if you jump far enough, you will end up with what you want.

:shifty: Reckon that he has been there and done that already Maha! :niceone:

[Pussy]

I promise to make you a safe coffee.

Yeah bloody right!

I would like it known that I was an innocent victim, and cfwb is so low that he could parachute from a Dacshund's arse and STILL freefall

[Hinny]

Anyhoo - getting back to the thread topic.
How about some more stories.
I was finding it very interesting.
A friend thought he had hit the jackpot when his date suggested meeting out on the water.
Her boat was fantastic.
He ruined his chances however by drinking too much, getting his kit off and then running around the decks making rude suggestions to the passing parade of fashionable people.
Date was not suitably impressed.

[marty]

I have a mate who went to meet a flash lawyer (that he had met online, and spoken to on the phone!) on her arrival back from an important meeting in Wellington, at Auckland Airport - surprise her with flowers and night on the town. Turned out she was a housewife in Timaru that had made the whole thing up.

[rustic101]

I have a mate who went to meet a flash lawyer on her arrival back from an important meeting in Wellington, at Auckland Airport - surprise her with flowers and night on the town. Turned out she was a housewife in Timaru that had made the whole thing up.

We were laughing about NZD at work today and statistically (based off our conversation) there are more woman nutters out there than men lol

Starting as they intend to go on haha

[HenryDorsetCase]

I have a mate who went to meet a flash lawyer (that he had met online, and spoken to on the phone!) on her arrival back from an important meeting in Wellington, at Auckland Airport - surprise her with flowers and night on the town. Turned out she was a housewife in Timaru that had made the whole thing up.

but he still banged her, right?

[lorenzo.V]

"Men are from Mars, women are from Stratford-upon-Avon..."
So...a hard road...but not impossible!
Just don't get done for speeding, that's all, lol.

[marty]

but he still banged her, right?

Nup - she lived in Timaru and was married to a teacher down there. He lived in Hamilton. They've never met.

[marty]

"Men are from Mars, women are from Stratford-upon-Avon..."
So...a hard road...but not impossible!
Just don't get done for speeding, that's all, lol.

Nothing worse than a camera ticket from somewhere you're not supposed to be huh :)

[RiderInBlack]

I have a mate who went to meet a flash lawyer (that he had met online, and spoken to on the phone!) on her arrival back from an important meeting in Wellington, at Auckland Airport - surprise her with flowers and night on the town. Turned out she was a housewife in Timaru that had made the whole thing up.This I why I have a "Meet as soon as possible" policy when it comes ta Internet Dating. It is harder for someone to BS ya when ya meet them, and I drop BSérs like hot cakes & time wasters their are.
If ya fake ya weight, ya photo, who ya are and we meet, ya have already blown it. Ya looks & ya weight are not as important to me as ya personally. Hot women may be a turn-on ta look at but, if ya fake on the inside & a Liar it's huge turn-off for me. If we work-out, we work out, but that will only happen if we are both being who we are.
Sex is just sex. Enjoy it when it happens, but ya only get good sex with someone ya feel comfortable with. To be comfortable ya need to trust each other. To trust each other ya need to know each other. To know each other Ya have ta drop the BS.

[Quasi]

This I why I have a "Meet as soon as possible" policy when it comes ta Internet Dating. It is harder for someone to BS ya when ya meet them, and I drop BSérs like hot cakes & time wasters their are.
If ya fake ya weight, ya photo, who ya are and we meet, ya have already blown it. Ya looks & ya weight are not as important to me as ya personally. Hot women may be a turn-on ta look at but, if ya fake on the inside & a Liar it's huge turn-off for me. If we work-out, we work out, but that will only happen if we are both being who we are.
Sex is just sex. Enjoy it when it happens, but ya only get good sex with someone ya feel comfortable with. To be comfortable ya need to trust each other. To trust each other ya need to know each other. To know each other Ya have ta drop the BS.

Keep that up and I.m going to have to marry yah after Ratti

[Ronin]

Lessons learned

]Meet as soon as possible. It it easy to be smart, witty and not smell on the Internet. Be honest and straight up after all, that is what you want them to do isn't it? If you meet and you are really not into them be be polite and honest and wander away. You may have met a good friend for life rather than breaking some ones heart in 6 months time because you were to scared of hurting them.

Just because you can... Doesn't mean you should.

[Genie]

Keep that up and I.m going to have to marry yah after Ratti

I agree, the words he's saying he might just end up with a nice little KB Harem going on.

Due to the events in my personel life over the last few months and after reading this thread I thought....I'll have a looksie at this NZ Dating thing.

I have to say it's interesting. I've had about 8 pics of erect penis's and so many offers of hot and steamy sex and they can thrill me in ways I couldn't imagine (ha they have no idea who my last was!!), some msn online computer sex?????? WTF, if I'm going to allow someone to get a load of what I got....it'll take a hell of a lot more than that!!!

And then there's the stalking ones....the ones that have seen me at the gym, the one that asks do I still live in the same house, knows my name and reckons I have nice boobs!!! FFS, talk about scarey. Have not come across any that have induced me to think I may wish to met them at all, they seem to be a bunch of dirty perverted sex starved animal....oh shit, they're men what more could I expect.


Guess it's just me for now or I could go bat for the other team.....but do I really care, I have a motorbike and we just went out to play and boy did we have some fun!!!!!!
After my last experience I'm rather wary and it will take quite some time before I'd trust another.

[SPman]

I have to say it's interesting. I've had about 8 pics of erect penis's and so many offers of hot and steamy sex and they can thrill me in ways I couldn't imagine (ha they have no idea who my last was!!), some msn online computer sex?????? WTF, LOL - had a friend that was trying the Internet dating thing and she had the same experiences - she couldn't believe some of the stuff that was sent (she is broadminded, but not THAT broadminded....)

[Quasi]

I agree, the words he's saying he might just end up with a nice little KB Harem going on.



Get in line.

[Genie]

Get in line.

those that are part of a haram may only be "serviced" once in a lifetime so I'll think I'll give it a miss :lol:

[Reckless]

Due to the events in my personel life over the last few months and after reading this thread I thought....I'll have a looksie at this NZ Dating thing.

Yep same here!
I had the final word today it's no go. I've had a wee look at the dating sites but not signed up for any of them! I have a fear of posting my credit card to any site like that, maybe I'll have to go get a new debit type one??

There seems to be such a range of Sites from ones showing the full open fanny (WTF is that all about)? I like a naked women as much as the next guy but fuck me, you could fall in some of them LOL! And quite nice looking women some of them, surly things haven't got that desperate have they? So genie there is another side to the coin too. LOL!!
If those sites are like you say their must be lost of room for a nice guy to slide his way into a girls charms ahead of the dickheads. Seems someone with the correct approach could have a field day LOL!!!

I haven't tried getting out and about much yet so we shall see about dating sites?? Just gotta get the house finished, sold and get another road bike as you don't meet many like minded nice women in the bush on the dirt bike! LOL!!

Trouble is there is a ton of dating sites and I certainly ain't looking to get married or even involved again for a while, which one is the question?

Edit: I need a girl with two bikes LOL!!! (I have a spare MX one)

[Bren]

I met my wife through NZD, we have been together for 7 years now...when we seperated a while ago I went on to NZD for a bit, but now we are back together...

I prefer the internet dating sites to actually doing the pub scene

[Quasi]

I thought KB an internet dating site:innocent:

Seems to be a lot of picking up going on here:gob::shit::blink:

I did FS - still looking:yes:.

Too scared to try NZD - heard it was where all the naughty people hang out:innocent::shutup::shifty:

[Reckless]

Too scared to try NZD - heard it was where all the naughty people hang out:innocent::shutup::shifty:

Maybe its ok to be naughty a few times after being good for a looooong time LOL!!!

[Quasi]

Maybe its ok to be naughty a few times after being good for a looooong time LOL!!!

Now thats a very good response.

[Reckless]

Now thats a very good response.

Just practicing! LOL!!!

[Tink]

Have to put my two bits in here, and not read every post.... I met my fella on a site, and I searched motorbikes, turns out he didn't have one... bugger! But lots of nagging soon changed that. I have made tons of friends through them, some still single, some happily hooked up... as to Franklin ladies... hoot hoot!!!!!!!!! We ROCK! CYA AT THE TUAKAU TAVERN, THE BAND IS PLAYING TONIGHT!!!!! GOOD ROCK MUSIC 5 PIECE ;)

[Quasi]

Just practicing! LOL!!!

practise makes perfect.

[Hinny]

Just read a mates profile.
I didn't know he had such a vivid imagination.
Be interesting to see how it pans out for him.

[Ratti]

Keep that up and I.m going to have to marry yah after Ratti

Try before you buy?


I agree, the words he's saying he might just end up with a nice little KB Harem going on.

Due to the events in my personel life over the last few months and after reading this thread I thought....I'll have a looksie at this NZ Dating thing.

I have to say it's interesting. I've had about 8 pics of erect penis's and so many offers of hot and steamy sex and they can thrill me in ways I couldn't imagine (ha they have no idea who my last was!!), some msn online computer sex?????? WTF, if I'm going to allow someone to get a load of what I got....it'll take a hell of a lot more than that!!!

And then there's the stalking ones....the ones that have seen me at the gym, the one that asks do I still live in the same house, knows my name and reckons I have nice boobs!!! FFS, talk about scarey. Have not come across any that have induced me to think I may wish to met them at all, they seem to be a bunch of dirty perverted sex starved animal....oh shit, they're men what more could I expect.


Guess it's just me for now or I could go bat for the other team.....but do I really care, I have a motorbike and we just went out to play and boy did we have some fun!!!!!!
After my last experience I'm rather wary and it will take quite some time before I'd trust another.
Far out chook. I spent a fair few months on NZD and FS and NEVER got any pix like that. hmmm, perhaps i was just too scary and blunt and that scared them off? Maybe it was the image of this huge, tattooed, dreadhed that put the frighteners on? Oddly enough, my hubby and the man Im seeing now was/is straight as anything. not into motorbikes, seldom drink, funny, responsible. Genuinely nice chaps, go fgure why the heck theywould have answered my ad? Men, can't live with 'em can't live without 'em..

Just read a mates profile.
I didn't know he had such a vivid imagination.
Be interesting to see how it pans out for him.
Chances are it won't. A lot of nice women have highly tuned bs detectors. the only ones he's likely to attract will have equally active imaginations.

[RiderInBlack]

Try before you buy?I could handle that, LOL:innocent:

[Quasi]

I could handle that, LOL:innocent:

Geez Matey - good thing you so far away.......

[cruza]

That was a interesting 9 page read. Man after hearing what some of the local kb chicks said about online dating , thought it was just a waste of time , seems there are some good endings thru , So do ya get mates to write a blog bout ya self or do it yourself? ...... Guess the housewife from timaru used her split personality to do it :laugh:

[RiderInBlack]

Geez Matey - good thing you so far away.......LOL, Aye. By the time I got down ta Welly, I would have forgotten why I was there (Young-simers is a bitch, lol). See I've already forgotten the I would have needed ta catch the Ferry Next, LOL

[Hinny]

[QUOTE=Ratti;1129781227] Men, can't live with 'em can't live without 'em..

Or as Noel from 'Cheers' said,
"Women, you can't live with them, you can't live with them"..

I can't help but love them tho'.

[marty]

as opposed to:

women - can't live with 'em, can't cover them in chocolate brandy sauce and lick it off at your leisure either

[Ratti]

I could handle that, LOL:innocent:


Geez Matey - good thing you so far away.......

Might have to take a trip up norf Kitten....


That was a interesting 9 page read. Man after hearing what some of the local kb chicks said about online dating , thought it was just a waste of time , seems there are some good endings thru , So do ya get mates to write a blog bout ya self or do it yourself? ...... Guess the housewife from timaru used her split personality to do it :laugh:

Seriously. honesty is the biggest thing I look for. If a chap sounds too good to be true then he is probably lying through his teeth. If you have a chikmate or the wife/girlfriend of a trusted buddy, then get her input on whether what you have written comes across accuratly and well. If you dont want answeres from slappers then say so, if you loathe pets then say so, things like smoking/drinking habits are really important to be honest about. good luck, if you seriously want to meet a nice woman, then online dating is not a bad place to start.


as opposed to:

women - can't live with 'em, can't cover them in chocolate brandy sauce and lick it off at your leisure either
we could come to an arrangment....

[Love my Bonnie]

I'm with Ratti on this one
Honesty is the best policy when it comes to girls.

[allycatz]

Na chic
practice makes permanent

Two years of practice and no where near perfect.....I give up, no more profiles

[Love my Bonnie]

Wow, 2 years?

My teenage son conned me into it, I lasted 2 weeks.
All abit to much for me.
What happened to walking up to someone you think is cute & talking to them?
Am I really that old fashioned?

[Ratti]

NO more than I am.

But 1st you gotta meet the buggas, think of online dating as a sifting process. Yes its likely that nearly all the people you meet wil be unsuitable one way or another, but then most of the folk you meet every day are unsuitable for one reason or another. Its just a way of broadening your selection of people.

[Love my Bonnie]

I hear what you are saying chic, but you are a braver girl than me Ratti.
I just found it all to be a bit overwhelming.

[Reckless]

Wow so many nice single? chicks posting on a male dominated biker site wtf is wrong here??

First night out on the town last sat with some friends and I had a freckin ball, didn't score, just wanted to get merry and have fun (the sambuca shots took care of that LOL!!).
I must say I like the modern women, she knows how to have fun, talk about touchy feely, I hugged/kissed so many women (and strangers at that) I've got the flue now! Did I say I had a blast!!! I just gotta find some new mates that airn't married and stay at home!! Did I say I had a blast!!

Dating sites with pics of your fanny open or sending pics of your hard on?? Who needs it! From what I saw out there, there where heaps of chicks on the prowl. After quite a few years out of it, the old games still the same, and as far as I'm concerned the chase is as much fun as the capture!



What happened to walking up to someone you think is cute & talking to them?
Am I really that old fashioned?

As far as I can see your correct Bonnie girl Modern internet scoring has gone to "Hello-???-fuck me quick" and the ??? bit in the middle is being missed, the teasing, flirting, building the tension, not knowing if she's actually gonna say yes till your pulling her knickers off with your teeth, thats the fun part!
Stuff it, I got Mrs Palmer for the other, I ain't sending any bird pics of my dick! If she wants it she's gonna have to come out and play!

Brave words I know but I'd rather be home alone than pointing my camera at myself LOL!!!!

[Hinny]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/../images/BP-Brown/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by marty http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/../images/BP-Brown/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/../showthread.php?p=1129781800#post1129781800)

women - can't live with 'em, can't cover them in chocolate brandy sauce and lick it off at your leisure either







... we could come to an arrangment....


I'm with Ratti on this one

You're in Marty!