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carver
8th June 2010, 18:45
well, kinda biker movie

It starts very slowly, like sidewinder slipping one in, the bikers attack a bus for no reason that has a ex army chic on board, and she is wanted by the MP's.
The plot from this moment is vauge, a bit like the brakes on a hyosung.
Raj was watching it with me, and through the curry laden air, we laught, "there is a bandit"
"1250?" i quizzed. "1200" he said
And yes, for those "stunters" whose levels of homosexuaity match the meth levels for the riders involved, their is a F4i in there too, and well as a old CBR900.
It is funny when they call re-enforcements, cause as i thought, they use the same bikes.
They turn nasty when some squid lowsides on a flat bit of road and goes under the bus, and his girl gets mashed, i dubbed him revslikeshit.
He gets up and starts shooting straight away, like WTF, he just crashed.
Anyway, this review should be confusing enough so that it does not ruin it for you.
But i ask you, who does a can-can when they are wanting to attack a moving bus?

oh, and the bikers lose....cause they are gay stunters.

was that clear?

scumdog
8th June 2010, 19:23
No Harleys?

Must be a gay movie.

carver
8th June 2010, 19:34
No Harleys?

Must be a gay movie.

no harleys...and it is american, just rice burning shit!