The wife's new car hates my bike.

[Staticam]

After having got the Cagiva together again, I decided to go out for a ride to test it and to deliver beer to the k'b'er that helped me with it. :2thumbsup That and I wanted to get a blat in before the weather packs in.

I hauled the bike out of the garage and fired it up, and the misses car gives a warning chirp. 15 seconds of idle later and her car alarm lets rip full wail. :oi-grr: Sod it, I don't have the keys for it with me so the simple thing to do is just put my helmet on and go, solved. :whistle:

[ac3_snow]

haha chur, not like any one pays attention to an alarm any ways

[crazyhorse]

LOL ..................... :laugh:

[Genie]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::2thumbsup

well done...best way to solve that life's wee problem's, helmet on and off!!!!

Thanks for sharing it's nice to start the day with a laugh.

[Urano]

...and the swat rammed down your garage door called by afraid neighbors.... :D :D :D


no, joking. fun! :niceone:

[Motig]

Lucky your not my neighbour then.

[Staticam]

Lucky your not my neighbour then.

What? ... I can't hear you.


Na, just meant that the good wife had to get up from watching tv, get the keys and blip the remote.

[Genie]

omg that is even funnier now....bet she was happy with you when you got home....:lol:

[Staticam]

omg that is even funnier now....bet she was happy with you when you got home....:lol:

Oh yeah, the next funny bit for you might be that I got growelled at this morning. She couldn't find her car keys after she moved them the other night!

[Motig]

I've got it now, the car keys fit your bike. No wonder the alarm went off !

[Genie]

Oh yeah, the next funny bit for you might be that I got growelled at this morning. She couldn't find her car keys after she moved them the other night!

:lol:...oh to be a fly on your wall. Most amusing. Please thank her from me. You owe her breakfast in bed tomorrow morning.

[chester]

: You owe her breakfast in bed tomorrow morning.

have you heard that if you want breakfast in bed you can sleep in the kitchen?

[Genie]

have you heard that if you want breakfast in bed you can sleep in the kitchen?
:lol: yes I have I've also heard the one of instant "breakfast in bed" in the morning...if you know what I mean

[Staticam]

:lol: yes I have I've also heard the one of instant "breakfast in bed" in the morning...if you know what I mean

mmm, crumpets for breakfast...:drool:

[chester]

:lol: yes I have I've also heard the one of instant "breakfast in bed" in the morning...if you know what I mean

what time is breakfast at your place....................if you know what I mean

[gsx katana]

no bikes dont like cars lol

[Genie]

no bikes dont like cars lol

of course they don't ...cars are the enemy. It's like cats versus dogs, instant hatred and get that beast away from me.

[Dodger]

of course they don't ...cars are the enemy. It's like cats versus dogs, instant hatred and get that beast away from me.
Great here comes the augment on wether Bikes are a Cat or Dog :jerry:

[_Shrek_]

Great here comes the augment on wether Bikes are a Cat or Dog :jerry:

well i dont't class my :scooter: a dog & it definately is not a pussy :whistle:

[Genie]

oh but your bike could be a wild untamed beast, waiting for you to throw your leg over and be Master.

Now is that beast of the dingo persuasion or a jaguar/bobcat/lion/tiger/leopard????
I'd be inclined to err to the 'pussy' persuasion

[Blackshear]

I get that sometimes, hauling out of my driveway in the morning.
I should haul less, but then my bike throws a 'holy shit I can't idle in the cold' fit, and my choke gets stuck so meh.

[cheesemethod]

I thought it would be fun to take the VTR through the covered carpark last friday night at the Albany mall. Set off a lot of alarms and got a filthy look from a security guard.