Fly boys, enlighten me please.

[tri boy]

For a while now, a question has been gnawing at me.

Why don't women fly helicopters?

I know that the beastly female side of our species struggles to chew gum and walk at the same time, and need several hours to back a small domestic trailer with a bit of top soil around the back of the house, but surely after about ten years study, (and several deceased trainers) they would eventually get the hang of it.
After all, they seem to manage to grip fleshy joy sticks with enthusiasm, (admittedly not as well as the owner).
It's just, well, a bit of a fantasy of mine to see a woman in flight uniform, with the top three, no four buttons undone, gripping the controls,and talking dirty to me through the head set.
Do such women exsist? Or must I let this dream slip away.
(Please do not include NZRAF pilots as the uniform doesn't do it for me)
Pics would be muchly appreciated.
Thank you.

[JimO]

they cant drive cars mate do you want them flying about??

[Kickaha]

I know that the beastly female side of our species struggles to chew gum and walk at the same time, and need several hours to back a small domestic trailer with a bit of top soil around the back of the house, but surely after about ten years study, (and several deceased trainers) they would eventually get the hang of it.

That should get you some hate mail

[Babelfish]

You need to search harder... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pfDzyvGwb0&feature=fvw

And not only does this lovely sort the joystick out...she also expertly gets the payload away too.... :drool:

[tri boy]

Excellent point Jim.
I quess a drunken hour in a flight simulater with kanny is the best option. (bloody good option actually, please dont show kanny this thread):doh:

[tri boy]

You need to search harder... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pfDzyvGwb0&feature=fvw

And not only does this lovely sort the joystick out...she also expertly gets the payload away too.... :drool:

Saw the uniform in the first five seconds, and clicked off. Naughty babelfish.

[Quasi]

For a while now, a question has been gnawing at me.

Why don't women fly helicopters?

why would we want to fly helicopters when we have broomsticks at our disposal:sunny:

[Pussy]

Got me buggered why ANYONE would want to fly helicopters

[Ocean1]

If the wings are travelling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.

Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

[Kickaha]

RULE ONE OF HELICOPTER PILOTING: Always have somebody sitting right next to you who actually knows how to fly the helicopter and can snatch the controls away from you. Because the truth is that helicopters are nothing at all like cars. Cars work because of basic scientific principles that everybody understands, such as internal combustion and parallel parking. Whereas scientists still have no idea what holds helicopters up. "Whatever it is, it could stop at any moment," is their current feeling.

[LBD]

One of the lowest helicoptor training hours, first flight to solo flights has just just happened at an aviation in NZ college by a female student and shes gorgeous and no, I will not post any pics for you deviants....and she's a biker too.

[Berries]

There was a bird flying a chopper in the James Bond film earlier. And that's real.

[Korumba]

For a while now, a question has been gnawing at me.

Why don't women fly helicopters?

I know that the beastly female side of our species struggles to chew gum and walk at the same time, and need several hours to back a small domestic trailer with a bit of top soil around the back of the house, but surely after about ten years study, (and several deceased trainers) they would eventually get the hang of it.
After all, they seem to manage to grip fleshy joy sticks with enthusiasm, (admittedly not as well as the owner).
It's just, well, a bit of a fantasy of mine to see a woman in flight uniform, with the top three, no four buttons undone, gripping the controls,and talking dirty to me through the head set.
Do such women exsist? Or must I let this dream slip away.
(Please do not include NZRAF pilots as the uniform doesn't do it for me)
Pics would be muchly appreciated.
Thank you.

Same as cars I guess... If god wanted women to fly helicopters he would have given them brains.

[Korumba]

There was a bird flying a chopper in the James Bond film earlier. And that's real.

yep and the Simpsons earlier

[Babelfish]

Saw the uniform in the first five seconds, and clicked off. Naughty babelfish.

No you didnt...you watched the full movie, but it's ok, your secret is safe with me :shifty:


...there is also "Helicopter Girl": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc0oWjPHEqw

But I think this is as close as you'll get:
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[schrodingers cat]

http://www.greyfalcon.us/Hanna%20Reitsch.htm

[Swoop]

One of the lowest helicoptor training hours, first flight to solo flights has just just happened at an aviation in NZ college by a female student and shes gorgeous and no, I will not post any pics for you deviants....and she's a biker too.
Wouldn't happen to be a part maori girl by any chance...?

You need to search harder...
Poor lass, having to fly a US Apache. Note how there is no Longbow radar fitted?

As for female helicopter pilots, there is the lovely Charlotte of the UK army's WAH-64 Apache pilots.

[Babelfish]

http://www.greyfalcon.us/Hanna%20Reitsch.htm

Where's the pics of her in her panties??? Jesus, what sort of thread is this!!!:wacko:

[Marmoot]

Why don't women fly helicopters?

Because the helicopters don't fit in the kitchens?

[Usarka]

Helicopter chick.....
http://perthetic.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/dard4.jpg

[tri boy]

I was told that some copters have limited start up hours on there generator/starting system.
That would mean that they need regular attention, or they "shut up".:sleep:
Where as women never shut up.:argue:
Therefore, women may avoid such machinery. Just my own humble thought on the issue.:innocent:

[dipshit]

Why don't women fly helicopters?

Because it would be too easy for perverts to look up their skirts.

[Foxzee]

Because the helicopters don't fit in the kitchens?

That's where you are wrong the rotor is our new blender making mincemeat of your nuts:)

[chanceyy]

Just my own humble thought on the issue.:innocent:

ohhh dear you really do not want to live long Brent .. :nono::2guns::doh::spanking::rolleyes::buggerd::bu ggerd::bash: ... ya getting the message ..

now as for female chopper pilots .. yes I know one and boy ohh boy she can handle that joystick really well

as for backing trailers uh huh I can do that better than most men

soooo whats ya point again ????

[tri boy]

Kanny gave me a stern dressing down when she saw this thread:spanking:
I blamed it on the cheap wine I was guzzling while she was at work. Boys have to get up to mischief ocassionally, (ok, often in my case). Main thing is she still loves/tolerates me:love:, and I'm allowed to be a dickhead as well:Punk:

So, I guess girls can do anything they put there minds to.






(cept boys still rule cause we can write Misssissippi in the dirt with our wee flow, girls probably can too, but would look like sumo wrestlers squaring up for a battle):shit:

scurries off and hides in his tree house:shifty:

[chanceyy]

High five to Kanny :killingme :rofl: yeah babe you better retreat to your man cave :niceone:

Give Kanny a :hug: from me when you get out from ya hutt :bleh: