flyingcrocodile46
13th June 2010, 10:17
At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him or otherwise disrespect him.
When the passenger of the foot hove in sight, tootle the horn trumpet to him melodiously at first. If he still obstacle your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth the warning, Hi, Hi.
Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by, or stop by the roadside until he pass away.
Give big space to the festive dog that make sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with your wheel spokes.
Go soothingly on the grease-mud, for there lurks the skid demon.
Press the brake of the foot as you roll around the corners to save the collapse and tie up.
An excerpt from Visor down magazine... Thought it might amuse some
When the passenger of the foot hove in sight, tootle the horn trumpet to him melodiously at first. If he still obstacle your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth the warning, Hi, Hi.
Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by, or stop by the roadside until he pass away.
Give big space to the festive dog that make sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with your wheel spokes.
Go soothingly on the grease-mud, for there lurks the skid demon.
Press the brake of the foot as you roll around the corners to save the collapse and tie up.
An excerpt from Visor down magazine... Thought it might amuse some