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flyingcrocodile46
13th June 2010, 10:17
At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him or otherwise disrespect him.
When the passenger of the foot hove in sight, tootle the horn trumpet to him melodiously at first. If he still obstacle your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth the warning, Hi, Hi.
Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by, or stop by the roadside until he pass away.
Give big space to the festive dog that make sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with your wheel spokes.
Go soothingly on the grease-mud, for there lurks the skid demon.
Press the brake of the foot as you roll around the corners to save the collapse and tie up.

An excerpt from Visor down magazine... Thought it might amuse some

scumdog
13th June 2010, 10:20
An excerpt from Visor down magazine... Thought it might amuse some

Repost
But a funny one.

Allegedly put out by Honda I recall.

flyingcrocodile46
13th June 2010, 10:23
Oops. Sorry for the re-post all.

Blinkwing
13th June 2010, 11:36
I don't get the last one.

"Press the brake of the foot as you roll around the corners to save the collapse and tie up. "

pzkpfw
13th June 2010, 11:41
I don't get the last one.

"Press the brake of the foot as you roll around the corners to save the collapse and tie up. "

You've never heard of weird Japanese porn?

Blinkwing
13th June 2010, 11:53
You've never heard of weird Japanese porn?

Yeah, but I'm repressing these memories.

oldrider
13th June 2010, 11:57
An excerpt from Visor down magazine... Thought it might amuse some

I believe the same people write up the green parties manifesto! :mellow:

Apparently they got a bargain rate from them! :shifty:

Latte
13th June 2010, 12:22
Skid Demons!

cc rider
13th June 2010, 12:38
Beware of the wandering horse... stop by the roadside until he pass away."No animals were harmed in the making of this Safety Message."