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Sniper
26th May 2005, 15:26
Im sure you have seen this before but........... :killingme :killingme

jazbug5
26th May 2005, 15:56
I LOVE that!!!!!!!!

Enough to forgive you for going mad and bombing the forum with bizarre pictures. Bored, are we..?

Quasievil
26th May 2005, 16:08
nope I dont get it :no:

Sniper
26th May 2005, 16:20
I LOVE that!!!!!!!!

Enough to forgive you for going mad and bombing the forum with bizarre pictures. Bored, are we..?

God am I what. And Im not allowed coffee today

Biff
26th May 2005, 16:50
So why are there still Kittens with people like me around? :D

Sniper
26th May 2005, 16:52
So why are there still Kittens with people like me around? :D

Yuk

10 characters my anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Motu
26th May 2005, 17:01
Someones got to keep the feral cat population under control - I do the work of 10....

WINJA
26th May 2005, 18:42
WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL ME THIS B4 IM RESPONSIBLE FOR A TRILLION DEAD KITTENS :cry:

Coyote
26th May 2005, 18:51
Trust god to kill the innocent, not the guilty.

So that must mean god is pro-democracy, but then why has he been dictator for so long?

Biff
26th May 2005, 22:08
Yuk

Remember that next time you shake my hand :D


10 character my anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever turns you on dude.

NotaGoth
26th May 2005, 22:20
*HoldZ* hand out for a Biff handshake..

*getZ* all excited.

I kinda wondered why we have so many kittens round our house. :D

MacD
26th May 2005, 23:01
Variation on a theme ;)

SpankMe
26th May 2005, 23:49
So what happens when a kitty masturbates?

Ixion
26th May 2005, 23:57
So what happens when a kitty masturbates?

Big Felix kills a christian ?

6Chris6
27th May 2005, 06:54
Don't be such a kitten killer.

John
27th May 2005, 07:49
Ok who killed my cat?

Sniper
27th May 2005, 07:51
OK, sorry john, I had to, the girlfriend is giving me the cold shoulder at the moment

John
27th May 2005, 07:52
OK, sorry john, I had to, the girlfriend is giving me the cold shoulder at the moment
Ok, that’s fine just direct your sexual urges to another cat or small (fluffy) animals please!

Sniper
27th May 2005, 07:54
I have just realised a bad pun and my avatar and custom user title on this thread. Im sick!

John
27th May 2005, 07:55
I have just realised a bad pun and my avatar and custom user title on this thread. Im sick!
Dont worry, we all erm.. no we dont - your sick goto a doctor. :lol:

ManDownUnder
27th May 2005, 08:52
... ahem... ok ok - I'll provide the lyrics - you lot sing along...

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

:wait:

MDU :ride:

ManDownUnder
27th May 2005, 08:53
Ok, that’s fine just direct your sexual urges to another cat or small (fluffy) animals please!

Anyone does a "pussy" joke and I promise to (pretend to be) disgusted!

MDU

John
27th May 2005, 08:55
... ahem... ok ok - I'll provide the lyrics - you lot sing along...

MDU :ride:

When I first saw that 10 billion years ago, I think I fainted laughing :drinkup:I loved how all the kids like sung along and danced down the road, My favourite part is still the old dudes taking over the business and becoming accountant pirates :rofl:

ManDownUnder
27th May 2005, 09:13
When I first saw that 10 billion years ago, I think I fainted laughing :drinkup:I loved how all the kids like sung along and danced down the road, My favourite part is still the old dudes taking over the business and becoming accountant pirates :rofl:

I like it too - reminds me - I have an accountant friend I need to buy that video for...!

He'd relate to it
MDU

Enn
27th May 2005, 10:51
Im sure you have seen this before but........... :killingme :killingme
Please think of the kittens!........

zadok
27th May 2005, 11:03
[QUOTE] Where are the Python fans> ManDownUnder
I used to like Monty Python.
What's the name of this song and was it from one of their movies?

VeeFour
27th May 2005, 11:09
[QUOTE] Where are the Python fans> ManDownUnder
I used to like Monty Python.
What's the name of this song and was it from one of their movies?

I think from memory its from their movie "The Meaning of Life"? Also has the classic restaurant skit with the exploding man....."just one more wafer thin mint sir?" :rofl:

Biff
27th May 2005, 11:50
*HoldZ* hand out for a Biff handshake..

*getZ* all excited.


Meat to please you. Sorry, I mean pleased to meet you. Possibly. :yes:

Sniper
27th May 2005, 11:55
Biff, Ill promise to be careful when shaking your hand

zadok
27th May 2005, 12:01
John, that Avatar of yours catches my attention every time.
Ripper colour scheme, mate. :niceone:

ManDownUnder
27th May 2005, 13:56
[QUOTE=zadok]

I think from memory its from their movie "The Meaning of Life"? Also has the classic restaurant skit with the exploding man....."just one more wafer thin mint sir?" :rofl:


aaa yes.. Mr Creosote... like it!
MDU

MrMelon
27th May 2005, 14:23
Just after the pope died tshirthell sold these t-shirts for a while.. They got taken down pretty quickly though!

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a466/thumb_ltd_a466.gif

John
27th May 2005, 15:28
John, that Avatar of yours catches my attention every time.
Ripper colour scheme, mate. :niceone:
Thanks mate, yes the movie was 'the meaning of life' I cant recall the song names - I'm often laughing to hard..

John
27th May 2005, 15:30
Just after the pope died tshirthell sold these t-shirts for a while.. They got taken down pretty quickly though!

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a466/thumb_ltd_a466.gif
BAHHAAAHAHA I so need one of them :)

I kill alot of popes :whistle:

ManDownUnder
27th May 2005, 15:34
Just after the pope died tshirthell sold these t-shirts for a while.. They got taken down pretty quickly though!

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a466/thumb_ltd_a466.gif

Surprising.. (NOT)