How many bikers have got facial hair?

[Rainbow Wizard]

Namely beards or moustaches vs long sideburns that are just so passe!
I sure don't need a scarf because my goatie is like a trusty friend, always there when I need it. Seems the ladies don't like em though. Yep, I'm single and it seems the beard's one of the reasons for that.

Hard choice that, neck warmer for biking vs neck warmer for bonking. One costs less to run!

[StoneChucker]

Sweet, a thread for the minority :)
I've finally reached the point where it looks like a full beard. Up until recently, it was looking rather scruffy. Now, I just look a little scruffy.

Actually, I was thinking of shaving it off soon. What do you ladies think? :msn-wink: Clean shaven, full beard, mustache only or goatee?

[Waylander]

I have a bit of a Goatee only shave it when it bugs me. Need to get a trimmer so I wont have to start all over every few weeks.

[Indiana_Jones]

bum fluff boy :D

-Indy

[Skyryder]

Had several beards over the years, one for over five years. Always been wanting to grow another but just seem never to get round to it. Mind you I'm fresh out of razor blades at the mo' so who knows.

Skyryder

[Motu]

I hate shaving,and combing my hair,and washing....but picking my nose is enjoyable.I had a beard for years,but took it off a couple of years ago,the mo has been there forever.People say I look younger...I say it makes me look fat and old....hmmmm - I think the other people are right,I look young and handsome clean shaven...

[MrMelon]

Sweet, a thread for the minority :)
I've finally reached the point where it looks like a full beard. Up until recently, it was looking rather scruffy. Now, I just look a little scruffy.

Actually, I was thinking of shaving it off soon. What do you ladies think? :msn-wink: Clean shaven, full beard, mustache only or goatee?
Dude, you need to do something funky with that facial hair! Shaving it off would just be a waste!

Where was the option for chops in that poll?! huh?!

[StoneChucker]

Had several beards over the years, one for over five years. Always been wanting to grow another but just seem never to get round to it. Mind you I'm fresh out of razor blades at the mo' so who knows.

Skyryder
Hmmmm, I think I MAY have like 6 4pack's of razors, as well as a new razor lying around. Picked one up, up north a while ago :msn-wink: :whistle: :msn-wink:

[Goddess of Goof]

Sweet, a thread for the minority :)
I've finally reached the point where it looks like a full beard. Up until recently, it was looking rather scruffy. Now, I just look a little scruffy.

Actually, I was thinking of shaving it off soon. What do you ladies think? :msn-wink: Clean shaven, full beard, mustache only or goatee?

:love: Well I seem to be the only lady to reply so far..... Male Secondary Sexual Characteristics are all good ! MMMmmmmmmmmmm
I like - :yes: Wispy weedy mo's on the Beardlings between 15 -18 years,

sexy & tufty little chin-rugs on the 18 +, and after that, whatever is neat, interesting and suits your personal style .... Hagrid in Harry Potter ? Where'd he be without his hair ??

Personlly I PREFER guys facial fuzz - especially goatees - adds character :msn-wink:

:D Look up the Sportbike Rider's Moustache Joke ... somewhere on this site !

Don't start me on MULLETS !!!! :no:

[Sensei]

Wifey demands face hair & as I can go a beard in a couple of weeks I don't worry about wheather to shave or not anymore . Plus good to keep face warm it the winter nites

[Sutage]

Ive personally always wondered if Harley Davidson riders grow that ridiclous chin-beard thing before or after they get their bike.

[Rainbow Wizard]

:love: Well I seem to be the only lady to reply so far..... Male Secondary Sexual Characteristics are all good ! MMMmmmmmmmmmm
What was that spoof or comedy movie where the camera panned around the table of Amish people and they all had long beards, even the women. :killingme
It might have been one of the Wayne's World films. :niceone:

[zadok]

Full beard that I keep trimmed.
But I ain't got much upstairs! :no:

[Rainbow Wizard]

Ive personally always wondered if Harley Davidson riders grow that ridiclous chin-beard thing before or after they get their bike.
That's it! I'm gonna cut it off and keep it intact and hunt you down then glue it on to your chin with superglue! :devil2: C:\Geoff Home PC\My Documents\My Pictures\RedBeard

edit:OK, so how do you load images if the obvious doesn't work? PM me.

[Holy Roller]

Full beard though I keep it trimmed these days, would prefer a ZZTop style again but the Mrs doesn't like the inbetween stage. Now I have a gentlemans bike I spose that I should look like one now. And the Mrs is happy now that I don't look like a biker.... she is trying to talk me into a textile jacket now.

[badlieutenant]

Dude, you need to do something funky with that facial hair! Shaving it off would just be a waste!

Where was the option for chops in that poll?! huh?!
let melon cut you some handles stoney :D (oops, i meant chops)

[Riff Raff]

I've thought about it...

[Eurodave]

Ive a Goatee,but my Mrs prefers a mo only & whinges if I sprout a full beard, the hair dept is thinning & AWOL on top

Q; How do you know when you'r going bald?

Ans; It takes longer & longer to wash your face in the morning!!!

[v.ros`]

Got a small beard...

both religious reasons and also i belive having a beard sort of gives you a more "matured" look...Ive had my beard from when i was 19 and still got it... just a small one though (like size 2 or 3)

Some say it makes me looks older - so once i decided to remove it and man was i feeling wierd... you know when you shave your head, then you get that WHITE look on top of your head and everything else is normal skin colour.....same thing with beards. So decided to keep again :)

Now who ever tells me i look older, i just give them the :motu:

[RON SOAK]

dos nose hair count?

[ManDownUnder]

It's just a shame it takes so long to go through all the names looking for women saying they have facial hair...

(ok - it was mean - and no I didn't actually do it... but it WOUL be kinda funny in a non PC kinda way...)
MDU

[vifferman]

Beetling eyebrows.




And other bits of hair. Just a few. :shifty:


Every so often I go clean-shaven, but my wife doesn't like it. I think she likes the way the beardie bits tickle. :whistle:

[Lou Girardin]

Just nasal and ears.

[John]

Just a mullet.

[phantom]

never been able to grow a decent beard, too busy growing it on the top of my head. Used to be jealous of my dads bushy sideburns back in the 60's but I missed out on those genes ( at least I think he was my dad )

[Wolf]

In theory I have a neatly trimmed goatee/moustache combo ("spade beard" I believe the term is).

In practice I can't be stuffed shaving or trimming most the time so my facial hair ranges from stubble to wild and all over. Better things to do with my time than shaving - I have a wife and two kids and a shit-load of friends plus my own hobbies and interests. Who has time to shave?

If I'm going out somewhere special or if my beard has got too ratty and annoying I shave and trim.

[Ramius]

Too bad my facial hair grows faster than the hair on top of mah head. Had a goatee since I was 15 and told to shave it in school. Apart from a few fleeting moments where I wanted to know if I still had a chin, I have had it always. Takes like a week to grow the damn thing! And for as many compliments I get from the ladies, I get just as much disapproval. :weird:

[MSTRS]

Have always had a mo & goatee. If I removed it I wouldn't know who that was in the mirror

[Big Dave]

Padlock - Co-pilot hates it - calls me 'mut mouth'.
Her bad.


I'll hold him down while you apply the super glue.

[Lou Girardin]

Just a mullet.

On your face? That I've got to see.

[bear]

Just the 'flavour savour' at the minute, other styles come and go though.
Good to grow facial hair every now and then and have a break from the shaving.

[Rainbow Wizard]

Just a mullet.
Even though it is a net based resource :laugh:

[Krusti]

I've got an affro, does that count?...Mate in his forties asked me why I was growing my hair so long,high....told him...Cause I can....touche..

Had a goaty and No1 hair for years...decided to bring affros back into style...makes a difference when you are old and don't care what people think..:whocares: :Punk:

[NC]

let melon cut you some handles stoney :D (oops, i meant chops)
Ahem! Who shapes Melon's chops? :whistle:
He can't take all the credit for them :no:

[HDTboy]

I've thought about it...


Do it, I dare ya. You'll be uniqueish

[MikeL]

Had a mo since I was 18. Shaved it off once and felt bereft.
Had a beard briefly in my 20s but made the mistake of letting it get too long and found it uncomfortable. Now have a very short goatee which is just right.

[MikeL]

Facial hair fashions are fascinating. Rightly or wrongly the presence or absence of fuzz is taken to represent attitudes and lifestyles. After WWII the fashion tended to be clean-shaven, and beards came to be associated with beatnik poets, seamen and professors of philosophy. In the late 60s and early 70s no self-respecting 20 year old would lack a moustache, although it had to be bushy and preferably droopy (no Hitler toothbrush types, thank you). A couple of years ago I was told that only middle-aged gay men had a moustache without an accompanying goatee...
The tyranny of fashion is insidious. IMHO if you need a hairstyle, facial hair or clothing to define who and what you are it's pretty sad...

[250learna]

I shave once 2-3 days, for that messy look. Partner likes it, but if i let it get out of control then i get told off :nono:
i dont like it long, but i am too lazy to shave all the time, so once every few days works for me.
Ohh and if it gets too long then it gives me trouble with the helmet strap :mad:

[Big Dave]

Ahem! Who shapes Melon's chops? :whistle:
He can't take all the credit for them :no:

Deja Voodoo - I feel like i've heard of them somewhere before.......

[mikey]

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Don't start me on MULLETS !!!! :no:


mullets rock

fullets are even better

[scumdog]

Ive personally always wondered if Harley Davidson riders grow that ridiclous chin-beard thing before or after they get their bike.

Save it dude, I've got a full 'Viva Zapata' mo and a grouse set of 'burns. along with a No1 hair cut.

May look a bit Village People and some say only gays wear a mo like that but so what? Chrissy-Bimbo likes it, same as she did in '73!! (It's a bit greyer now though)

[Rainbow Wizard]

....IMHO if you need a hairstyle, facial hair or clothing to define who and what you are it's pretty sad...
IMHO if you need to post on forums to define who you are you're in a pretty sad state. Look at us for gawd's sake!

[sunhuntin]

i love facial hair on men...maybe a thin beard with full around the mouth. facial hair and a pony tail. definatly niiiiice.

[John]

On your face? That I've got to see.
lol - the humor never ends - real mullets are facial hair :) they dominate the owner and often link with a dirty FTB beard or something.

[WINJA]

NC30FATCHICK HAS FACIAL HAIR AND NOT JUST EYEBROWS

[John]

NC30FATCHICK HAS FACIAL HAIR AND NOT JUST EYEBROWS
I use my legal rights to laugh my ass off at that.

[Hitcher]

Haven't shaved my top lip since the winter of 1975. I hope it's still there...

[avgas]

Currently under trade negotioations, if i shave here, she shaves there......

What???? it worked last time with : "If i pay for the gas in the bike, you pay for it in the car"

[Hitcher]

Currently under trade negotioations, if i shave here, she shaves there......

What???? it worked last time with : "If i pay for the gas in the bike, you pay for it in the car"
Silly boy. You can't negotiate with a crazed psychopath who has superior firepower. Learn this lesson well...

[El Dopa]

I've always quite fancied the 'Lemmy from Motorhead' style mustache and chops, with optional warts.

However, my wife has assured me she has a set of 'break seal in case of facial hair emergency' divorce papers hidden in a safe place in case I should ever try it.

[TonyB]

I have a short beard- short as in #1 or #2 on the trimmer. Grew it to wind the wife up. She claims she doesn't like it, but without giving too much away, I know she does, oh yes :yes: