New Zulander

[Laava]

My cheeky aussie son just sent me this!

[rapid van cleef]

so true! mind you, it's not like I speak proper english, being a Geordie!

[reemit]

Nice, You gonna spend his inheritance now?

[XxKiTtiExX]

Crikey bro, being half and half must mean I have absolutely no hope.

[vindy500]

Is it just me or does that seem more aussie accent?

[LBD]

Send him this.....





And God Created New Zealand ....


God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God and I've put life on it… I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things.

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to an island and said, "What's that one?"

"That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from New Zealand are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things"

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance..."

God smiled, "Close to New Zealand is Australia. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."

[Maha]

Most, if not all Australians, live in ....Straya.

[Trudes]

Is it just me or does that seem more aussie accent?

That's what I thought too!!

[NZsarge]

Is it just me or does that seem more aussie accent?


That's what I thought too!!

+1 more, that's what reckon eh....

[XxKiTtiExX]

Reckon the Aussie accent sounds far better than the typical Kiwi.


churrrrrrr bro gots sum shraps ehya huhuhuhu

yur bro dats my cuz ehya!

Or maybe its only in Northland?

[Virago]

I can never remember if I'm ordering Feesh and Cheeps, or Fush and Chups...

[JimO]

Reckon the Aussie accent sounds far better than the typical Kiwi.


churrrrrrr bro gots sum shraps ehya huhuhuhu

yur bro dats my cuz ehya!

Or maybe its only in Northland?

we dont talk darkie in the south

[Ragingrob]

You should send him back a memo on how to score goals at the soccer world cup ;)

[Elysium]

Someone say Straya?
http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/7900/7923.jpg

[cc rider]

:laugh: I just like how half the place names here start with 'Fuck' ... Just wish you lot would spell them corectly :blink:

[Maha]

:laugh: I just like how half the place names here start with 'Fuck' ... Just wish you lot would spell them corectly :blink:

Strayians have an ukcent n' thut, not an accent.

[cc rider]

Strayians have an ukcent n' thut, not an accent.Them is fighting words Maha :girlfight: ... well would be if I understood what you just said :scratch: hehe!

[reemit]

:laugh: I just like how half the place names here start with 'Fuck' ... Just wish you lot would spell them corectly :blink:
U taking the pess?

[Trudes]

Everything we say starts wih fuck and ends with eh! :laugh:

[Mom]

U taking the pess?

Dont be so silly.

She is taking the peeeese :yes:

[blackdog]

i can imagine lyn of tawas bug hut.

and her cuds :rofl:

[blackdog]

Someone say Straya?
http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/7900/7923.jpg

got eeeeemm. yessssss!

apparently eees a peedjun fancier.

[cc rider]

i can imagine lyn of tawas bug hut.

and her cuds :rofl::blink: :scratch: :confused:

Is yoos talkin durdy Mr Stig? Kess Yus noses eim gonna funk dut :blip:

[Laava]

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[cc rider]

Oh! Crap! I'm on prepaid wireless... will use all my $$ to view your no doubt 'How Rude' vid.



You do know it'll be raining over the wknd.... :Pokey: ... on ya :scooter: norf boi




:whistle:

[Maha]

Aussie Anthem Barnsy stylez!
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[Usarka]

In the UK i had to force myself to buy Aggs, sit a at a daysk, write with a pan otherwise i ended up with all sorts of weird shit.

First day on the job i asked for a desk and got given a floppy......

[cc rider]

Now he's a funny cunt... have seen him sing/wail that :Punk: :rofl:

[cc rider]

First day on the job i asked for a desk and got given a floppy......A Floppy!!! :eek: Is England after all... what were you expecting :shifty:

[Maha]

A Floppy!!! :eek: Is England after all... what were you expecting :shifty:

A stiff upper lip?

[Korumba]

I like the speak Irish one
Say the below out loud!

Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked

[reemit]

A Floppy!!! :eek: Is England after all... what were you expecting :shifty:
:Oi: I represent that.