Alcohol harm reduction officer

[Kickaha]

Now we know why he's always pissed when he posts on here, he's always got a ready supply of booze on hand :whistle:
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[MIXONE]

How do I get a job like that?

[miSTa]

Jeez Scummy all that stash and yet we have to buy our own when we visit? Tight arse...and look at you there - all staunch and shit and yet the biggest pussycat around...

Good find Kick.

[scumdog]

Oi you lot, easy eh, it's just another unpleasant aspect of me job ya know....:innocent:

[MadDuck]

People dont understand theres a liquor ban behind the toilets?

They deserve to have their piss taken from them. So party down at yours some time soon SD?

[FJRider]

Nothing wrong with a good pisstake .... :innocent:

[ac3_snow]

shucks didn't realise t'was such thirsty work you fellas do!

[JMemonic]

Aww heck I think when we visited we consumed more than that lot in the night and had left overs for CB to take to the old folks at the rest home. You would think with all the media about binge drinking that lot was a quite night.

[scumdog]

Now we know why he's always pissed when he posts on here, he's always got a ready supply of booze on hand :whistle:
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And look at the name of the person submitting the info to the ODT...

[Blackshear]

Is your last name, REALLY Scumdog?

[Kickaha]

Is your last name, REALLY Scumdog?

Course it is, says so on the newspaper clipping :lol:

[Blinkwing]

Is your last name, REALLY Scumdog?

Looks like it. Find it hard to believe myself too ...

[scumdog]

Is your last name, REALLY Scumdog?

We all have our burdens......

[miSTa]

And look at the name of the person submitting the info to the ODT...
So it is true that all people in the south are related? :yes:

[Blackshear]

Course it is, says so on the newspaper clipping :lol:

Aaaaah ya bastid.
I just read the popup image, not the 4000x4000 image.

[scumdog]

Aaaaah ya bastid.
I just read the popup image, not the 4000x4000 image.

Wotcha tryin' ta say??:shit:

[SMOKEU]

I have reason to believe that the newspaper article mentioned in this thread has been fabricated for the purposes of 'our' entertainment, with little or no factual basis.

[scumdog]

I have reason to believe that the newspaper article mentioned in this thread has been fabricated for the purposes of 'our' entertainment, with little or no factual basis.

Quite right, it's a 'frame-up'!!:innocent::shutup:

[SMOKEU]

Quite right, it's a 'frame-up'!!:innocent::shutup:

It certainly seems so from my perspective. Or maybe it's just a coincidence, I think I'l stick to the former idea until proven otherwise.

[Kickaha]

I have reason to believe that the newspaper article mentioned in this thread has been fabricated for the purposes of 'our' entertainment, with little or no factual basis.

Next you'll be saying I made up this website as well
http://www.odt.co.nz/regions/south-otago/111082/police-get-serious-drink

[Usarka]

Confiscated my arse - he's just back from Pack and Save and the missus took the photo :lol:

[SMOKEU]

Next you'll be saying I made up this website as well
http://www.odt.co.nz/regions/south-otago/111082/police-get-serious-drink

I believe that, it's just the 'Scumdog' part that I don't believe from the earlier posts.

[LBD]

I never get it right....I always thought the men at the chemist and neighbouring pie shop were our local Alchol Harm Reduction officers.....Stumble into the chemist the next morning, grab two berochas, two asprin....then next door for a quiet 1 litre mineral water to help the chemists contribution.....then a big steak pie with watties sauce and a large bowl of Cafe Latte.....10 minutes later and all is well with the world.....best way to reduce alchol harm I know of.....

[Usarka]

Best way to reduce harm is to drink so much that you pass out. Won't hurt no one then....