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SpankMe
21st June 2010, 10:49
In an attempt to help prevent spammers from registering, I've changed from the "Enter the text in the picture" to "Answer the following question" during registration. I needed a question any Kiwi can answer, but wont come up on the first page if posted in Google. So I've gone with...

What city is the beehive in?

This may prevent some bikers from other country's from registering, but since this is a Kiwi biker site, I'm not really worried about that.

I might look at making it rotate between a number of questions, so if you have any suggestions, post'em here.

onearmedbandit
21st June 2010, 11:42
Simple enough to a kiwi, hard enough to confuse a scammer from overseas.

SPman
21st June 2010, 14:07
"? on the main trunk line"

Taz
21st June 2010, 14:16
I've seen more beehives out in the country than in the city.

avgas
21st June 2010, 14:17
"Lemon and P_____"

Taz
21st June 2010, 14:17
Who was the trumpet girl?

bogan
21st June 2010, 14:18
think it'll have a few resorting to google, some to figure out what city, some just to figure out how to spell it :lol:

imdying
21st June 2010, 14:20
<img src="http://www.vancleavetrumpets.com/images/girl.jpg" />

This her? :sherlock:

Taz
21st June 2010, 14:30
close .

Gwinch
21st June 2010, 14:33
Dad: Steve, could you move the Camerra, I need to get the Torana out so I can get to the Commodore.
Steve: I'll have to get the keys to the C_____a if I'm gonna move that Camerra.

Taz
21st June 2010, 14:36
Dad: Steve, could you move the Camerra, I need to get the Torana out so I can get to the Commodore.
Steve: I'll have to get the keys to the C_____a if I'm gonna move that Camerra.

Yeah but that's Australian. Oh and it's a Camira.

SpankMe
21st June 2010, 14:38
Dad: Steve, could you move the Camerra, I need to get the Torana out so I can get to the Commodore.
Steve: I'll have to get the keys to the C_____a if I'm gonna move that Camerra.

Came up on the first page of Google and its from an Ozzie movie. <_<

phill-k
21st June 2010, 14:38
Who's the biggest wanker on KB:innocent:

Gwinch
21st June 2010, 14:39
Came up on the first page of Google and its from an Ozzie movie. <_<

Got to give them a chance though, don't we?

EJK
21st June 2010, 14:53
From the famous McDonald's Kiwi Burger song, what was the first Kiwi's favourite?





This was one of the the Air New Zealand's domestic flight questions that show up on the screen.

kiwifruit
21st June 2010, 15:29
O is for? _______

Ixion
21st June 2010, 15:32
Use a picture of the (whatever, Beehive for example), and 'where is it'. Is harder to google a picture. (yes, I know about Google Goggles)

Hitcher
21st June 2010, 18:11
How about this one?

What's the name of the motorcycle racetrack found in Feilding?

That way we can eliminate from the get go all those who don't know how to spell Manfeild!

Maha
21st June 2010, 18:15
How about this one?

What's the name of the motorcycle racetrack found in Feilding?

That way we can eliminate from the get go all those who don't know how to spell Manfeild!

I thought it was just outside of Feilding not in?

Quasievil
21st June 2010, 18:19
In an attempt to help prevent spammers from registering, I've changed from the "Enter the text in the picture" to "Answer the following question" during registration. I needed a question any Kiwi can answer, but wont come up on the first page if posted in Google. So I've gone with...

What city is the beehive in?

This may prevent some bikers from other country's from registering, but since this is a Kiwi biker site, I'm not really worried about that.

I might look at making it rotate between a number of questions, so if you have any suggestions, post'em here.

hey Ash, I used "spell backwards" as a question, so Kiwibiker answer rekibiwik It stopped spammers dead mate, try it might work.

Ronin
21st June 2010, 18:27
How about this one?

What's the name of the motorcycle racetrack found in Feilding?

That way we can eliminate from the get go all those who don't know how to spell Manfeild!

How about:

The colloquial name for your bottom is?

To appease the BDOTGNZA

slofox
21st June 2010, 18:46
This may prevent some bikers from other country's from registering, but since this is a Kiwi biker site, I'm not really worried about that.


Do you want to keep out potential visitors from other countries? We do seem to get quite a few enquiries on here from such people...seems a shame to me if they miss out...

SpankMe
21st June 2010, 18:54
Do you want to keep out potential visitors from other countries? We do seem to get quite a few enquiries on here from such people...seems a shame to me if they miss out...

The answer is not that hard to find in Google if they're willing to look.

Mental Trousers
21st June 2010, 19:02
http://www.google.co.nz/search?rlz=1C1GGLS_enNZ304NZ304&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=beehive+new+zealand

1st link is images, 3rd link gives you crap loads of info

sunhuntin
21st June 2010, 19:07
Who's the biggest wanker on KB:innocent:

would have to be a multiple choice and all the answers would have to be correct except maybe one false name.

Ixion
21st June 2010, 19:31
In an attempt to help prevent spammers from registering, I've changed from the "Enter the text in the picture" to "Answer the following question" during registration. I needed a question any Kiwi can answer, but wont come up on the first page if posted in Google. So I've gone with...

What city is the beehive in?

This may prevent some bikers from other country's from registering, but since this is a Kiwi biker site, I'm not really worried about that.

I might look at making it rotate between a number of questions, so if you have any suggestions, post'em here.

I googled 'beehive' ( nothing else) and the first 5 entries on rhe first page were our beehive. Imcluding the wiki article giving its exact address . Not sure if thats good or bad.

SpankMe
21st June 2010, 19:34
I googled 'beehive' ( nothing else) and the first 5 entries on rhe first page were our beehive. Imcluding the wiki article giving its exact address . Not sure if thats good or bad.

If Google knows you're in NZ, then it will come up first.

Quasievil
21st June 2010, 20:05
my idea stopped spam overnight dude give it a go

SpankMe
7th February 2012, 09:58
A couple of new Questions.

Which Island contains NZ's capital?
Where does the Southern Cross appear most in NZ?

The second one may catch out some kiwis.

bogan
7th February 2012, 10:13
A couple of new Questions.

Which Island contains NZ's capital?
Where does the Southern Cross appear most in NZ?

The second one may catch out some kiwis.

North.
The sky, generally at night.

SpankMe
7th February 2012, 10:15
NorthNot its full name.


The sky, generally at night.Wrong.

bogan
7th February 2012, 10:20
Not its full name.

The North Island then :rolleyes: Or if that is still not specific enough, the one with less sheep seduction.


Wrong.

You reckon, it's there every night (unless cloudy), and that's pretty often.

Coolz
7th February 2012, 10:32
The North Island and on our flag.

Scuba_Steve
7th February 2012, 10:44
A couple of new Questions.

Which Island contains NZ's capital?
Where does the Southern Cross appear most in NZ?

The second one may catch out some kiwis.

yea that 2nd one would screw me :confused:

could have questions about "icon" locations Big carrot, gumboot, trout, kiwifruit etc
Or you could really confuse them and ask what country is attached to NZ

SpankMe
7th February 2012, 10:47
The difficulty is finding a question that most Kiwis know the answer, but can't easily be googled.

MSTRS
7th February 2012, 10:47
Only a Kiwi will know what the West Isle is. I've googled it and nada...

SpankMe
7th February 2012, 10:49
Only a Kiwi will know what the West Isle is. I've googled it and nada...

What's the West Isle?

Scuba_Steve
7th February 2012, 10:50
Only a Kiwi will know what the West Isle is. I've googled it and nada...

:scratch: Should I know what that is???

MSTRS
7th February 2012, 10:53
Serious? You both don't know? :eek:

Tis Oz

Coolz
7th February 2012, 10:56
Ostraylia.

paturoa
7th February 2012, 11:19
Rugby racing and ???

Not sure about the rugby, and our racing involving hundreds of horses!

Scuba_Steve
7th February 2012, 13:01
You could go the "classic one liner" route

"Cook the man some fucking _____"
"Uncle fucking ____"
"Jake the ___"

or the NZ icons

Whats Wal's girlfriends name?
Wal was the farmer, the dogs name was Dog, the cats name was ____

bogan
7th February 2012, 13:09
Wal was the farmer, the dogs name was Dog, the cats name was ____

Umm, wasn't the dog's name Cat, which is why he always scribbled it out? Cat's name was horse, and it was a pretty hardcore cat.

MSTRS
7th February 2012, 13:18
Dog never let anyone see his name. Aunt Dolly? named the corgi Prince Charles and had given Dog a name before Wal got him. Dog is/was embarrassed by whatever name it was...
Doesn't he think of himself as the Grey Ghost?

Scuba_Steve
7th February 2012, 13:23
Umm, wasn't the dog's name Cat, which is why he always scribbled it out? Cat's name was horse, and it was a pretty hardcore cat.


Dog never let anyone see his name. Aunt Dolly? named the corgi Prince Charles and had given Dog a name before Wal got him. Dog is/was embarrassed by whatever name it was...
Doesn't he think of himself as the Grey Ghost?

Yea I don't think we ever saw his name always scribbled over in the book etc & yep his self given nickname was the grey ghost

could be another question too
What was Wal's dogs nickname

bogan
7th February 2012, 13:48
Aunt Polly I think, he had a few aliases for himself, the scarlet paw or something?

also, Cheeky Hobson was the GF I think.

MSTRS
7th February 2012, 13:52
http://www.oneil.com.au/footrot/characters.shtml

Scuba_Steve
7th February 2012, 13:53
Aunt Polly I think, he had a few aliases for himself, the scarlet paw or something?

also, Cheeky Hobson was the GF I think.

Yep cheeky was the GF or Dahlene "Cheeky" Hobson to be exact

Your right dog had a few names -
Name/s
The dog, Dog, The Iron Paw, The Scarlet Manuka, The Grey Ghost, http://www.oneil.com.au/footrot/pics/scribble.gifwho put that there!

Scuba_Steve
7th February 2012, 13:55
http://www.oneil.com.au/footrot/characters.shtml

only if they know it's from footrot flats as long as you don't mention the comic name should provide a bit of a challenge for those not part of NZ

Usarka
7th February 2012, 14:36
Which politician is the biggest lying alcoholic cunt of them all?

Mental Trousers
7th February 2012, 18:36
Q: Sweet what?
A: As!!

Q: Jandals or thongs?
A: Jandals

mashman
7th February 2012, 22:15
You are turning left into a side road and a car on the other side of the road is turning right... what do you do hot-shot? what do you do?

Laava
9th February 2012, 07:54
You are having trouble logging onto KB with your spamming intentions.
Which section of KB do you search to get the answers for the log in questions?

jaffaonajappa
11th February 2012, 23:30
Could stop both Spammers and :devil2: from joining up.

a question like:
Do you have Nick Smiths cellphone number?
Yes = takes you to google homepage
No = continues into kiwi biker

or perhaps
Should the Maoris own all the water
Yes = takes you to Ministry of Justice website
No = continues into kiwi biker


Just an idea :P

Usarka
12th February 2012, 09:01
Q: Sweet what?
A: As!!

Q: Jandals or thongs?
A: Jandals

I like the first one, but even that's a bit too googleable. (2nd result when you google sweet for NZ sites gives the answer).

Flip it around..

Q: How's the new bike?
A: ______ as!

jaffaonajappa
12th February 2012, 14:34
I like the first one, but even that's a bit too googleable. (2nd result when you google sweet for NZ sites gives the answer).

Flip it around..

Q: How's the new bike?
A: ______ as!

But...how will the HOG types manage to log in? Or can there be multiple correct answers?

ducatilover
12th February 2012, 16:14
But...how will the HOG types manage to log in? Or can there be multiple correct answers?
Who cares? :bleh:

JimO
12th February 2012, 17:24
The difficulty is finding a question that most Kiwis know the answer, but can't easily be googled.

how about "was Helen Clarks husband a bender"

Berries
12th February 2012, 20:52
how about "was Helen Clarks husband a bender"
I didn't even know he played football.

Berries
17th February 2012, 16:13
Where does the Southern Cross appear most in NZ?
The sky? Between Alpha Centauri and Beta Centauri?

The flag? Five dollar notes? Ten cent coins? Packets of Mainland tasty cheese?

Is it a trick question regarding hotels? Fuck knows, but I can't search while that is the question.



EDIT - Oh, if you are logged on you don't need to answer it.