Boys are calibrated differently to girls

[Hitcher]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/blag/doghouse_color_wheel_altered.png

[Maha]

That Blue is wrong.............it's aqua.

[Hitcher]

The BDOTGNZA apologises for the incorrect spelling of colour, but it was an embedded graphic.

[slofox]

The BDOTGNZA apologises for the incorrect spelling of colour, but it was an embedded graphic.

I should bloody well think so! An "embedded graphic" indeed! THAT'S NO EXCUSE! That's just very poor form - compounded by LAZINESS!

[Maha]

I would call that Green, Lemongrass.

[JimO]

That Blue is wrong.............it's aqua.

a real man wouldnt even know what aqua was

[Ronin]

I was married to a florist for many years so I am colour bilingual.

[Maha]

a real man wouldnt even know what aqua was

Thank you, I did try.

[Hitcher]

I was married to a florist for many years

I thought that was only legal since the passing of the 2004 Civil Union Act?

[Ronin]

I thought that was only legal since the passing of the 2004 Civil Union Act?

I have always been and will continue to be, a rebel.

[Jantar]

a real man wouldnt even know what aqua was
Utter rot. Any real man knows that aqua is what you add to your whisky. (unless its a 12 year old single malt in which case you ust add more whisky)

[Motu]

Both sides of the chart are for girls - there is no black,that's the only colour a man needs.

[2wheeldrifter]

That Blue is wrong.............it's aqua.

mmmm inbetweener me thinks :whistle:

[Genie]

right...thanks for this. Now i know exactly what's wrong with the world...it's all about colour.

[RiderInBlack]

And this is how I see Them:
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[Katman]

I would call that Green, Lemongrass.

That's the Honda coming out in you.

[Laava]

I find all the colours blend into one! http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1215225222581.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jp g

[Maha]

That's the Honda coming out in you.

Im glad you put the word 'out' in.

[MisterD]

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[007XX]

What about colour blind folks???

And what if you're in colour processing trained jobs? Magenta is a part of your daily training...

Grossly stereotypical sir...not good enough I say!

[Edbear]

The BDOTGNZA apologises for the incorrect spelling of colour, but it was an embedded graphic.

I'm surprised the BDOTGNZA didn't pick up on the thread title...

[Foxzee]

I was married to a florist for many years so I am colour bilingual.

Blind????????

[scissorhands]

Girls are too polite to be honest and boys are too honest to be polite.

I think thats Dutchmen and Englishmen actually, but the same could apply?

[007XX]

Girls are too polite to be honest and boys are too honest to be polite.


Too polite my arse :bleh:

And boys too honest to be polite??? There aren't many on here then...

[cc rider]

The gurls side just makes me hungry... :corn:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Oi.. share the popcorn cc..

All i see is a bunch of colours. Lord knows the names for the damn things!! The only shade that matters is black!

[cc rider]

You share the cookies & I will... nom nom

Blingbling for knowing black isn't a colour

[Edbear]

You share the cookies & I will... nom nom

Blingbling for knowing black isn't a colour

Must not be colour-blind then, as I can't see in blackness...

[NighthawkNZ]

Pink...??? isn't that just a lighter shade of purple...

[cc rider]

Must not be colour-blind then, as I can't see in blackness...Ah... there's the thing. You don't see in blackness... you see through the darkness. You are all good Ed :niceone:

I'm feeling very helpful today... someone ask me something.

[Stirts]

I'm feeling very helpful today... someone ask me something.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

[cc rider]

Pink...??? isn't that just a lighter shade of purple...Pink is a singer
It's a whiter shade of pale
but there is purple rain

[imdying]

What colour is the contents of a tin of black paint?

[cc rider]

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?...because most commercial ice-creams use artifical flavourings.
Vanilla extract is processed with alcohol and 'real' vanilla uses very little alcohol. I use 'real' vanilla. It's like using 'real' saffron... well worth the difference.

Besides if vanilla ice-cream was brown, what would happen to Neopolitan :blink:

[Stirts]

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

[Stirts]

Besides if vanilla ice-cream was brown, what would happen to Neopolitan :blink:

I mix mine up so it's a lovely pooey colour anyway :D

[cc rider]

What colour is the contents of a tin of black paint?:laugh: It's not
http://www.colormatters.com/vis_bk_white.html

[cc rider]

I mix mine up so it's a lovely pooey colour anyway :D:rofl: Nothing wrong with pooey as long as it tastes gud (it sounded nice in my head)


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?You have to stop drinking champagne in the bath dear lady... the bubbles are clear


Q... can bubble bath bubbles trap farts?

[Edbear]

:rofl: Nothing wrong with pooey as long as it tastes gud (it sounded nice in my head)

Gotta watch those sounds in your head, when they start sounding like voices, then you worry...

[imdying]

It's not"It's not"? That doesn't make sense. What colour is the contents?

[cc rider]

Gotta watch those sounds in your head, when they start sounding like voices, then you worry...They tell me not to worry about that... we are all fine in here :confused:

[Edbear]

"It's not"? That doesn't make sense. What colour is the contents?

If black is the absence of colour is it right to call it colourless? :mellow:


They tell me not to worry about that... we are all fine in here :confused:

That's okay, then. As you were... :yes:

[Stirts]

"It's not"? That doesn't make sense. What colour is the contents?

If black is described as an absence of colour, then the tin is empty?

[cc rider]

"It's not"? That doesn't make sense. What colour is the contents?Ah, I was presuming the contents of the tin of black paint was black paint. I don't consider 'black' to be a colour. Therfore the contents are not a colour. but if the contents of a tin of black paint was not black paint then I don't know... do you have a particular tin of black paint in mind? :crazy:

[cc rider]

If black is described as an absence of colour, then the tin is empty?Only if you have finished painting.
That would make all clear booze... not there/empty :eek:

[Stirts]

Q... can bubble bath bubbles trap farts?

Yeap....tried and tested - you have to use a really good bubble bath though :D AND hot water intensifies the aromatic signature of it too :eek:

[Maha]

Black and White are not colours, they are shades.

[imdying]

Right, so the colour of black paint is black, simple enough, ergo black is indeed a colour.

[cc rider]

Right, so the colour of black paint is black, simple enough, ergo black is indeed a colour.No no no no no! Is not colour :thud:

OK... are you sure you wouldn't like to paint your room a nice blue

[Swoop]

When a painter asks "what colour do you want your bike painted"? you answer "black please!".
Yup, black is certainly a colour.:yes:

[mashman]

there are only 3 colours, red, green and blue... every other "colour" is actually a shade... or at least it is in my world...

[Stirts]

There is a poll about this :gob:

http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=132724

read for yourself....I got bored shitless after page one

[Genie]

Holy hell girl, have you no work to do...them's peeps on that thar forum gots them some brains.

i've got black pants on and if that's not a colour then does that mean i'm naked!!!

[Gremlin]

isn't it red yellow and blue? Yellow and blue makes green, hell, I knew that in primary school.

[imdying]

Nerds... lol.

[EJK]

Keep it simple. Stick to Hexadecimal.

[Gremlin]

yeah right, binary is way easier.

[Genie]

isn't it red yellow and blue? Yellow and blue makes green, hell, I knew that in primary school.

that makes sense...they are the primary colours....:lol:

[one fast tl1ooo]

http://bennyhong.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tumblr_l007nmRcjJ1qb13xjo1_500.jpg

[Hopeful Bastard]

i've got black pants on and if that's not a colour then does that mean i'm naked!!!


Nope.. Means your legs are shaded in ;)

[Stirts]

Holy hell girl, have you no work to do...them's peeps on that thar forum gots them some brains.

I have NO work to do :weep: I AM bored shitless!!


i've got black pants on and if that's not a colour then does that mean i'm naked!!!

OMG.....Black pants and shirt here, feck am I naked? So is that why they are not giving me any work? OMG does my office chair make me look fat?

I NEED A NEW JOB

[Genie]

it means you are invisible so no, your chair does not make you look fat


oh dear...i also have black panties on as well....ha and now i have to go out into the world. Who was that man with the new clothes that had none????

[Edbear]

it means you are invisible so no, your chair does not make you look fat

oh dear...i also have black panties on as well....ha and now i have to go out into the world. Who was that man with the new clothes that had none????

'Twas the Emperor, my dear.

I'm all in black today so no-one can see me...:innocent:

[cc rider]

I'm all in black today so no-one can see me...:innocent:No lovely man, it means you're naked... and may I say the weight loss looks good :blip:

[oldrider]

I would call that Green, Lemongrass.

Maybe you should focus on the colours of the "left" column Maha. :rolleyes:

[oldrider]

I have NO work to do :weep: I AM bored shitless!!

Hey, call me, my wife says I'd give anyone the shits! :lol:

[howdamnhard]

http://bennyhong.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tumblr_l007nmRcjJ1qb13xjo1_500.jpg

Thanks for bringinging us back on topic. So true,ha,ha.

[howdamnhard]

Yeap....tried and tested - you have to use a really good bubble bath though :D AND hot water intensifies the aromatic signature of it too :eek:

Charming !

[howdamnhard]

OMG.....Black pants and shirt here, feck am I naked?
I NEED A NEW JOB

Just because you cannot see something,doesn't mean it isn't there. Like the pedestrian that walks out in front of you and looks the other way pretending you won't squash them because they can't see you anymore . In short ,no my dear you are not naked. If you were I'm sure you would get much more interesting work,ha,ha.

[Edbear]

No lovely man, it means you're naked... and may I say the weight loss looks good :blip:

Why, thank you my dear, that's what all the ladies are telling me... :msn-wink:

I must confess to being a wee bit purturbed that so many seem to be seeing me naked lately... :blink:

[cc rider]

I must confess to being a wee bit purturbed that so many seem to be seeing me naked lately... :blink:Well those slow exercises infront of the window will attract a crowd... or so I hear :whistle: