Maximus
27th May 2005, 09:10
Seeing as our work "Web Manager" won't let me add this to the other "stupid joke" thread, had to start a new one. My apologies if its been posted already, I just found it very amusing . . .
Nun at Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use to the rest-room, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a
while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the
place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the rest-room?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of
a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the
bartender showed the nun to the rest-room. After a few minutes she came
back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud
round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand, why did they
applaud for me just because I went to the rest-room?"
"Well now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "would you like a
drink?"
"But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is
lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
Nun at Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use to the rest-room, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a
while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the
place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the rest-room?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of
a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the
bartender showed the nun to the rest-room. After a few minutes she came
back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud
round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand, why did they
applaud for me just because I went to the rest-room?"
"Well now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "would you like a
drink?"
"But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is
lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"