And the Lord sayeth

[Big Dave]

Don't be riding no motorcycles in the Church.

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[Swoop]

I'm sure The Real Church would approve of bikes being ridden through the congregation...

http://www.thechurch.co.uk/

[slofox]

I rode a bike into the school assembly hall one afternoon - jumped it up the ramp - when all the kids were in there...put up to it by the principal - to give the kids "something memorable" to write about in their daily diaries...I think there were a few sets of smelly trou after that though...

Imagine OSH's reaction to that these days...I'd be pilloried for sure...

[Stirts]

Proof that Jesus doesn't love him!

[Cayman911]

haha that was awesome on epic proportions.

i've thought about riding my bike down the long isles of mitre10. but manager said he would frown upon it :D

[DougB]

Ex pupils have told tales about me riding a Corgi 1944 paratrooper scooter in the corridors of the school where I used to teach.
Pity to spoil a good story with the truth but I just rode it from classroom to classroom.

[NONONO]

Crazy hyped up Christian pill poppers