Hi from moi (auntfanny)

[nodrog]

Hello everybody, my name is Fanny and I have just brought my first bike in kiwi land (finally, feels like an age since i have had a chance to go motorcycling). I have not long been in your fine country, a fellow from my new work put me onto this website, wow it looks like a good way to get to know some Kiwi's that ride motorcycles. :clap:

[Stirts]

Hello everybody, my name is Fanny and I have just brought my first bike in kiwi land (finally, feels like an age since i have had a chance to go motorcycling). I have not long been in your fine country, a fellow from my new work put me onto this website, wow it looks like a good way to get to know some Kiwi's that ride motorcycles. :clap:

Hiya Chick....love the name.

Welcome to NZ and the BOP!! A few of us meet at Drivers on Thursday (shops behind McDonalds 11th Ave Shopping Plaza) come down and say HI, no need to be shy. We need a few more girlies to keep these boys in line too!!! Weekend rides are pretty much a given also, so get your arse down to Drivers and meet us!!

[nodrog]

Hiya Chick....love the name.

Welcome to NZ and the BOP!! A few of us meet at Drivers on Thursday (shops behind McDonalds 11th Ave Shopping Plaza) come down and say HI, no need to be shy. We need a few more girlies to keep these boys in line too!!! Weekend rides are pretty much a given also, so get your arse down to Drivers and meet us!!

Hi Stirts, thankyou very much for the invite, I think I go past that place on the way to and from work. I will bring my partner along too (she rides a gixxer 600) to boost up the girl power.

[Stirts]

Hi Stirts, thankyou very much for the invite, I think I go past that place on the way to and from work. I will bring my partner along too (she rides a gixxer 600) to boost up the girl power.

Partner you say? oh lordy lordy, the boys heads will be spinning!!! :laugh:

A gixxer 600..... :weep: the lucky little bitch. Think she be keen to swap rides sometime?

How long have you been riding auntfanny? (still larfing my arse off at that btw - sorry I know it is your name but still funny) How you finding the Hyobag ....ooops I mean Hyosung? ;)

[nodrog]

Partner you say? oh lordy lordy, the boys heads will be spinning!!! :laugh:

A gixxer 600..... :weep: the lucky little bitch. Think she be keen to swap rides sometime?

How long have you been riding auntfanny? (still larfing my arse off at that btw - sorry I know it is your name but still funny) How you finding the Hyobag ....ooops I mean Hyosung? ;)

funny boys :lol:

Goodluck seperating Mable from her Gixxer, I think she loves that bike more than me :(


Hey Stirts the Hyobag (im still LOL'ING) is a great little machine, I used to race the old model back in the Uk, but the new one with the fuel injection is magnificent.


Oh and I have been riding since waaaaaaaay back when I was 18:2thumbsup

[AllanB]

Anyone else getting turning on by this thread - all that talk about Fanny?

Welcome to the site. Great first posts!

[nodrog]

Anyone else getting turning on by this thread - all that talk about Fanny?

Welcome to the site. Great first posts!

Dirty minded boys. :rolleyes:

Thankyou for the welcome.

[dogsnbikes]

Welcome to the site Fanny and the BOP,

yeah those boys heads will be spinning:lol:

[Gone Burger]

Welcome to KB Auntfanny! Bloody mad bunch in here that's for sure! But a wondeful way to meet knew people to head out for a ride with.

And welcome to NZ. Hope you settle in well to the BOP

[Ronin]

Hi Steve....

[nodrog]

Hi Steve....

I think you are lost.

[Grubber]

I think you are lost.

Im not so sure he is....something not right here!

[Ronin]

Only Steve is stupid enough to think he is clever enough to get away with this.

[nodrog]

Im not so sure he is....something not right here!

Now I am lost ... :confused:

[AllanB]

It cannot be Steve as there have been too many 'Fanny' replies.
Lets face it if Steve was even pretending that he was a girl he'd be too busy playing with his boobs to respond ..............

[wysper]

Now I am lost ... :confused:

You will see posts by DangerousBastard. It will all become clear.

[Genie]

actually the water is a little murky..... hey stirts....tell us how luscious Fanny is when she pops on down to drivers next thursday!

[nodrog]

I can Assure you my name isnt Steve, that would be weird for a girl (ok, ok, not nearly as weird as Fanny, but hey you can not pick your own name)

And yes, I am slowly being informed of this "DangerousBastard" character.

Thankyou.

[Mully]

Welcome to the site.

Please do not feed the trolls (unless it's funny)

Beware of the Dangerous Bastard.

Don't mention mobile, greensleeves playing, frozen consumable vans.

[Stirts]

It cannot be Steve as there have been too many 'Fanny' replies.
Lets face it if Steve was even pretending that he was a girl he'd be busy too busy playing with his boobs to respond ..............

Did you not want to say playing with fanny because Fanny plays with fanny? Sorry Fanny :mellow:




Talk about paranoia!!! This poor girl is getting bombarded by you lot accusing her of being a fucktard - what an insult !!!


actually the water is a little murky..... hey stirts....tell us how luscious Fanny is when she pops on down to drivers next thursday!

"Luscious Fanny popping down" jebus woman that's a bit R rated - don't really swing that way hun ;)

[Genie]

I can Assure you my name isnt Steve, that would be weird for a girl (ok, ok, not nearly as weird as Fanny, but hey you can not pick your own name)

And yes, I am slowly being informed of this "DangerousBastard" character.

Thankyou.

Moving on to bike related things..how are you finding the Hyosung 250? I looked at them before I bought my Ninja and thought the tank overly sized.
How come you only have a 250...thought if you'd been riding since 18 you'd have more skill and be able to handle a bigger bike. Me, I'd love a bigger one but must wait.

[IdunBrokdItAgin]

Funny thread (just having read the "admins and ignore" thread).

Welcome to the site Fanny (welsh name I assume)?

[nodrog]

Moving on to bike related things..how are you finding the Hyosung 250? I looked at them before I bought my Ninja and thought the tank overly sized.
How come you only have a 250...thought if you'd been riding since 18 you'd have more skill and be able to handle a bigger bike. Me, I'd love a bigger one but must wait.

I have a 2010 Hyosung GT650N, not the 250, I have not ridden a 250 in years.

Thankyou.

[Foxzee]

I have a 2010 Hyosung GT650N, not the 250, I have not ridden a 250 in years.

Thankyou.

Geez have you boys made Fanny grumpy already?????

[Genie]

sorry...my bad..didn't read it properly....sorry there Fanny.

[Mully]

Geez have you boys made Fanny grumpy already?????

Story of my fricken life.

[Grubber]

[/SIZE]
It cannot be Steve as there have been too many 'Fanny' replies.
Lets face it if Steve was even pretending that he was a girl he'd be too busy playing with his boobs to respond ..............

Now thats true.....'walks away shaking his head'

[Grubber]

sorry...my bad..didn't read it properly....sorry there fanny.
c'mon genie! Get it sorted!

[Genie]

c'mon genie! Get it sorted!

I can't....I'm blonde and I'm on bourban number 4!!!!

[Stirts]

I'm on bourban number 4!!!!

Yeah go, rub it in why don't you!!!

[Genie]

Yeah go, rub it in why don't you!!!

you know what happens when rubbing and Genie's get together...will you be my new Master :not:

[Ronin]

Erm, or rub one out. Lets face it, after bourbon number 4 anything is possible.

[Gone Burger]

I can't....I'm blonde and I'm on bourban number 4!!!!

Good girl! Expect nothing less after a ride on a Friday :)

[Genie]

Good girl! Expect nothing less after a ride on a Friday :)

OH sweets...you are correct and I had myself a lovely ride today....awesome sunshine, fresh snow on the mountain, not much traffic, the road was mine and I owned it.

Bit damn chilly, hence the bourban to warm me and get my blood circulating again!!!!

[Grubber]

Good girl! Expect nothing less after a ride on a Friday :)
OI! DON'T EGG HER ON! ....she's trouble enough as it is.

[Genie]

now speaking of eggs...where is PEASEA? He has been awfully quite of late.

and what you mean I'm trouble. Tell me exactly where on our day I caused trouble in any way, shape or form....excluding seagulls!

[Gone Burger]

OI! DON'T EGG HER ON! ....she's trouble enough as it is.

:innocent:

[Mom]

now speaking of eggs...where is PEASEA? He has been awfully quite of late.

and what you mean I'm trouble. Tell me exactly where on our day I caused trouble in any way, shape or form....excluding seagulls!

He is currently sulking in the sin bin, actually there is someone else in the sin bin too come to think of it.

[Genie]

NO...surely you jest. What is this sin bin of which you speak? I'm so naive in all things KB

[CookMySock]

Welcome to KB, Fanny. That's a super nice bike. I bet you love it. My wife rides a 650 Comet as well. Often there are girls-only rides in the Bay of Plenty.

Where are you from?


Steve

[White trash]

Only Steve is stupid enough to think he is clever enough to get away with this.

Most piss poor excuse for a dual login I've seen yet. Even Mikey's ones were more clever.

[Mom]

NO...surely you jest. What is this sin bin of which you speak? I'm so naive in all things KB

It is fondly referred to as pink hell, comes complete with gay pron and a really cool pink skin. Your user name gets lit up in neon pink too.

[Genie]

It is fondly referred to as pink hell, comes complete with gay pron and a really cool pink skin. Your user name gets lit up in neon pink too.

Oh i noticed that about his name

gay pron!!!! WTF....that's just wrong....oh my poor Peasea.

I gather if you are naughty you get sent there...glad I'm a goodie two shoes :innocent:

[wysper]

NO...surely you jest. What is this sin bin of which you speak? I'm so naive in all things KB

I didn't know that either. I had heard of this pink hell but had no idea what was being spoken of.
Hillarious!

[tri boy]

WTF....that's just wrong....oh my poor Peasea.



He'll survive. coppers, parties and illicet activities haven't sunk him yet.
(The pink might be doing his head in though)

[Genie]

He'll survive. coppers, parties and illicet activities haven't sunk him yet.
(The pink might be doing his head in though)

I doubt he'd even be logging on...have you seen how bright his name is.....glows up my page!

Whatever he's doing I hope he's got bourbon!

[jonbuoy]

Something a bit fishy about this thread :dodge:

[one fast tl1ooo]

welcome to kb

[Genie]

welcome to kb

yes welcome...and hope we hear more about you and your adventures in the gorgeous bay of plenty.

[tate35]

Hello everybody, my name is Fanny and I have just brought my first bike in kiwi land (finally, feels like an age since i have had a chance to go motorcycling). I have not long been in your fine country, a fellow from my new work put me onto this website, wow it looks like a good way to get to know some Kiwi's that ride motorcycles. :clap:

Hi there Auntfanny,

Welcome to NZ and Kiwibiker. Hope you meet lots of good people to get out and ride with.

Happy and safe riding :)

[nodrog]

OMG! What a Paranoid bunch you Kiwi people are. Accusations of being another member, private emails from people (which for some reason I cannot seem to reply to???) asking myself to prove I am infact a real person. I find it quite rude and upsetting.

Hopefully with time you will accept me, and I can look forward to meeting some of you on a ride some time, maybe.

Thankyou

[Gone Burger]

OMG! What a Paranoid bunch you Kiwi people are. Accusations of being another member, private emails from people (which for some reason I cannot seem to reply to???) asking myself to prove I am infact a real person. I find it quite rude and upsetting.

Hopefully with time you will accept me, and I can look forward to meeting some of you on a ride some time, maybe.

Thankyou

Hi Auntfanny.

Sorry to hear of the grief you have been getting from many of the un-trusting folk in here. Promise, we are not all like that. Some of us actually love meeting new people, and meeting up for some actual RIDES! Hope you do get to meet a good bunch up there, like I have myself down here in Wellington. If you are ever down this way, drop me a line and we head out for a blat on the bikes. mind you, looks like I wouldn't have a show of keeping up with ya! ;)

All the best, as I said - mad bunch in here. You learn to filter through and just pay attention to the good ones

[CookMySock]

Everyone does accept you - please ignore the stupid people. Some kiwi bikers are a pack of assholes, and they can be much meaner than you have seen.

I hope you can still meet with the other girls here and have fun. There is a very happy and friendly group of lady riders very near you.

There is a ladies section on KiwiBiker where boys are not permitted to be rude, so perhaps that will be a safe place to talk.


Steve

[Katman]

auntfanny is offline now.

DangerousBastard is online now.

[Katman]

DangerousBastard is offline now.

auntfanny is online now.

[Foxzee]

DangerousBastard is offline now.

auntfanny is online now.

I think we have a dangerously fanny situation going on here

[Tank]

Proof that Aunt Fanny is bollocks:



Chicks that ride Hyosungs:

The Dream: http://scootercommunity.com.au/blogs/scootersalescomau_news/AUS2010033000471_ALT.jpg

The reality: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=149033&d=1256845242

[Tank]

Funny that aunt fanny is the girl from hi-5:


BTW - Dosnt she look a little like this in the profile pic?

http://scootercommunity.com.au/blogs/scootersalescomau_news/archive/2010/04/01/hy-five-as-charli-delaney-becomes-hyosung-ambassador.aspx

[Tank]

Welcome to KB, Fanny. That's a super nice bike. I bet you love it. My wife rides a 650 Comet as well.

Gee Steve - as the ho'bag master - I would have thought you would have been able to tell that its just the 250 in the pic. Back of the class for you young man.

[nodrog]

Proof that Aunt Fanny is bollocks:

Hello Mr Tank, all that proves is I know how to use google too, of course thats not me, I am not that good looking :(

Also a few years ago I learnt it is not a good idea to post pictures of yourself on the internet, too many weirdos out there :drool:

But please feel free to post pictures of yourself :clap:

Thankyou

[Katman]

auntfanny is offline now.

DangerousBastard is online now.

[Tank]

auntfanny is offline now.

DangerousBastard is online now.

FFS Steve-o you own the biggest wireless ISP in Edgecumbe - at least use 2 PC's

[Tank]

auntfanny is offline now.

DangerousBastard is online now.

auntfanny is Online now.

DangerousBastard is offline now.

Spot the theme. Seriously lamest troll attempt ever.

[Mully]

Sometimes this place makes me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl in a Hello Kitty store.

Mods must not be convinced that DB is AF - otherwise they would have binned this thread.

[Tank]

Sometimes this place makes me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl in a Hello Kitty store.

Kind of on topic - Isnt DB wearing a hello kitty t-shirt in his profile pic.


coincidence - I think not.

[one fast tl1ooo]

DB Isnt wearing a hello kitty t-shirt here, so cant be him lol

[Foxzee]

Well to solve this mystery I think one of you blokes should stand up and take Auntfanny for a ride

[Bald Eagle]

Well to solve this mystery I think one of you blokes should stand up and take Auntfanny for a ride

volunteers form a disorderly queue on the left please :rofl:

[The Stranger]

please ignore the stupid people.

Oh the irony.

[The Stranger]

Also a few years ago I learnt it is not a good idea to post pictures of yourself on the internet, too many weirdos out there :drool:



Perhaps because people will use them to try and pass themselves off as someone they're not?

[Usarka]

Aunt Fanny is an anagram for......<see tag>

[motor_mayhem]

Hilarious thread - Go Team!

[rustyrobot]

Aunt Fanny is an anagram for......<see tag>

Any Fat Nun?

[Bald Eagle]

Aunt Fanny is an anagram for......<see tag>

An't Any Fun

[Stirts]

Fanny came last night, I saw, she is real!!!! :D

Well done Fanny for holding your own last night, the crew can get a little excitable sometimes!!

[devo]

Fanny came last night, I saw, she is real!!!! :D

Well done Fanny for holding your own last night, the crew can get a little excitable sometimes!!

well done.
Tis funny just sitting back and seeing how quickly a lynch mob can form.
Human nature at its worst huh.

[Gone Burger]

well done.
Tis funny just sitting back and seeing how quickly a lynch mob can form.
Human nature at its worst huh.

Sure is - bet she is well un-impressed with this lot so far.

Good to hear you are meeting some of the FRIENDLY locals fanny, I was sure they were out there somewhere.

[rustyrobot]

Well, I guess that means there will be a public apology to AuntFanny and DangerousBastard from katman, tank, the stranger, whitetrash and ronin then.
No? I didn't think so.

[Stirts]

well done.
Tis funny just sitting back and seeing how quickly a lynch mob can form.
Human nature at its worst huh.

At it's funniest!!

[Ronin]

Well, I guess that means there will be a public apology to AuntFanny and DangerousBastard from katman, tank, the stranger, whitetrash and ronin then.
No? I didn't think so.

You are ignoring the obvious. It was DB in drag...

[Maha]

Fanny came last night, I saw, she is real!!!! :D

Well done Fanny for holding your own last night, the crew can get a little excitable sometimes!!

Holding your own fanny, yeah I get it......:yes:

[Str8 Jacket]

Fanny came last night, I saw, she is real!!!! :D

Well done Fanny for holding your own last night, the crew can get a little excitable sometimes!!

Buggar, I was thinking that 'Dangerous Fanny' would have been an AWESOME user name!!

[CookMySock]

You are ignoring the obvious. It was DB in drag...<img src="http://www.africanveil.org/Paris2.jpg">


Steve

[Stirts]

DB posting a pic wishing to look like someone he does not

There is no way in hell you could ever look that hot DB!!

[CookMySock]

There is no way in hell you could ever look that hot DB!!One day you have to sleep, then watchout... :shifty:
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Octopus_vulgaris.jpg/600px-Octopus_vulgaris.jpg">

Steve

[Str8 Jacket]

DB - you really need to go see a doctor about that growth.....

[CookMySock]

DB - you really need to go see a doctor about that growth.....Spineless is my mate, and he'll be comin' to a toilet bowl near you, so don't you be dissin' him ya hear, or next early morning pee just wait for that tickle you know where... :yes:

Steve

[Stirts]

DB posting a pic closely resembling how he looks


Spineless is my mate

Great that you both have so much in common.

[CookMySock]

Great that you both have so much in common.You've dun it now.. :bye:

Steve

[The Stranger]

Well, I guess that means there will be a public apology to AuntFanny and DangerousBastard from katman, tank, the stranger, whitetrash and ronin then.
No? I didn't think so.

Hey look, I'm more than happy to apologise when I'm wrong. If you are saying that DB isn't stupid (post 69) please provide some proof and I'll happily apologise. But I bet you can't.
Likewise if fanny looks like her profile pic (post 70) I'll happily apologise for that quip too.
If you can't substantiate these then no doubt being the moral compass of KB you'll be apologising to me I expect?

[rustyrobot]

Ah, touche! Well, a licensed motorcycle instructor agreed with steve, does that count?
As the newly appointed moral compass of KB, I duly apologise for misconstruing your insults as an attack on AuntFanny's identity. I'll let you all get back to the lynching now then :)

[Genie]

Well, I guess that means there will be a public apology to AuntFanny and DangerousBastard from katman, tank, the stranger, whitetrash and ronin then.
No? I didn't think so.

this thread speaks of the mistrust some members have towards another member....one wonders whether one member has antagonised others members. (much)

there are many members on kb and there will always be mistrust....just as there will always be friendships and loyalty and many a witty insult.

'tis no slur upon the person known as Fanny, god bless her.

[The Stranger]

Ah, touche! Well, a licensed motorcycle instructor agreed with steve, does that count?
As the newly appointed moral compass of KB, I duly apologise for misconstruing your insults as an attack on AuntFanny's identity. I'll let you all get back to the lynching now then :)

It's the old million monkey's on a million typewriters thing - extrapolated to one monkey posting way too many times of course.
Given his post count, he has to get the odd thing right now and again.
This does not prove he isn't stupid, only that he got lucky once or twice.

[Ronin]

this thread speaks of the mistrust some members have towards another member....one wonders whether one member has antagonised others members. (much)

there are many members on kb and there will always be mistrust....just as there will always be friendships and loyalty and many a witty insult.

'tis no slur upon the person known as Fanny, god bless her.

Well said... I trust my member.

[Foxzee]

this thread speaks of the mistrust some members have towards another member....one wonders whether one member has antagonised others members. (much)

there are many members on kb and there will always be mistrust....just as there will always be friendships and loyalty and many a witty insult.

'tis no slur upon the person known as Fanny, god bless her.

Agreed Genie...........

I have to say the mistrust is earned just like loyality and friendships...and there are a few around here that if you are new to this site will get sucked in and hanging off their words as you are hitting a bank.....KB is a lifestyle choice.... like how you hang ya washing...each peg is not always going to be the same as the other and it's those pegs that make us unique

[The Stranger]

Agreed Genie...........

I have to say the mistrust is earned just like loyality and friendships...and there are a few around here that if you are new to this site will get sucked in and hanging off their words as you are hitting a bank.....KB is a lifestyle choice.... like how you hang ya washing...each peg is not always going to be the same as the other and it's those pegs that make us unique

That's waht I like to see, 9 o'clock on a Friday and already half cut.

[Ronin]

That's waht I like to see, 9 o'clock on a Friday and already half cut.

Yea... It shows lol

[Foxzee]

That's waht I like to see, 9 o'clock on a Friday and already half cut.
Who let the trolls out

[The Stranger]

this thread speaks of the mistrust some members have towards another member....one wonders whether one member has antagonised others members. (much)

there are many members on kb and there will always be mistrust....just as there will always be friendships and loyalty and many a witty insult.

'tis no slur upon the person known as Fanny, god bless her.

Is someone sexually frustrated per chance?

[Genie]

that was a lot of members for just one fanny.....:rofl:

[dragonfly]

Fanny came last night, I saw, she is real!!!! :D

Well done Fanny for holding your own last night, the crew can get a little excitable sometimes!!

Farken good seeing ya at the very peasoup foggy oko this arfo, nearly turned around and went home but what the hell this far, you know. Thanks for intro ' ing me to aunt fanny, always good to meet new motorcyclists to ride with, just one big family aye. Well wasn't it a gift from the the heavens the fog clearing doing the run up the kaimais Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm OH YEAH, good riding with ya fanny.

[pc220]

Fanny is proving popular with the members and memberless members alike.:yes: