View Full Version : Revenge is best served cold
I was going to title this "Stupid Shit You Wish You Had Done After A Breakup" but sometimes the shit is not that stupid, it is sweeeeet revenge. So come on you lot, out with the worst/best you never did.
I will save mine, in case the creative juices run slow.
Genie
25th June 2010, 18:11
I got nothing...well I have something but if I start to devulge then people could get hurt and I'd really hate to cause anyone pain....plus I'm still so deeply in love with the lying, cheating $(@*^&%$&#@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got nothing...well I have something but if I start to devulge then people could get hurt and I'd really hate to cause anyone pain....plus I'm still so deeply in love with the lying, cheating p*** p*** h***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are safe in here :whistle: come on and share, you know you want to :blip:
Genie
25th June 2010, 19:40
Thread is pretty quiet..surely there are some real juicey stories out there..........................
Edbear
25th June 2010, 19:42
I'll let you know as soon as me and Jill break up... :yes:
I'll let you know as soon as me and Jill break up... :yes:
Oh fine then...
Even though I have stopped smoking I am not going to last that long before my number comes up *stomps off in a huff*
Edbear
25th June 2010, 20:25
Oh fine then...
Even though I have stopped smoking I am not going to last that long before my number comes up *stomps off in a huff*
Early days yet, love.... :laugh:
MIXONE
25th June 2010, 20:27
I've been living a great life and feel that's the best revenge you can get.
hum. sorry, i got nothing. except this one time i called the cops on an ex and the officer they sent round to the address was like a rabid polarbear. HUGE. I was quietly satisfied with myself.
ynot slow
25th June 2010, 21:43
Not lowering myself to my ex wifes level.Now my kids really appreciate what I gave up for them,worth the wait(although at times wanted to let them know how bad I was shafted).They understand I could've taken my share i.e one kids bed,furniture,tv or video(either no good on own)but I rebuilt my life again,and self esteem is fine.
CookMySock
25th June 2010, 21:47
Thats a nasty thing to even think, let alone say. :no:
Steve
R6_kid
25th June 2010, 22:07
wow, this is a new low for a thread starter.
Thats a nasty thing to even think, let alone say. :no:
Steve
What is? Nasty? I am confused.
You obviously have no sense of humour, or all the posts on here at the moment about iceream and sprinkles have got your cage rattled, what part of
the worst/best you never did. was worthy of your pathetic red rep.
I have steered clear of the current wave of "Whippying" a certain member on here, wonder if I should re evaluate my stance?
tri boy
25th June 2010, 22:19
Pee on his carpet, and shoot his horse.
Worked in ol western times.
Us blokes can be dickheads sometimes. (cept me. I am "O" for awesome. Just ask kanny):rolleyes:
ynot slow
26th June 2010, 09:43
Fish in the wallboards,add milk if really pissed off,and preferably the north facing walls.
Genie
26th June 2010, 09:51
oh that reminds of a story i read once upon a time. wife and husband have split..fighting over the house...he wants to move in with his new younger model. after much bickering wife moves out..in moves husband. After some time a putrid smell starts emitting from somewhere in the lounge...after many visits from cleaners etc to rid the house of the smell he places it one the market...after sometime and much reduciton in price an anonymous buyer buys the house.
Ex-wife is the buyer...moves into home and immediately removes the dead fish from inside the curtain rods!!!
MSTRS
26th June 2010, 10:01
I heard the same story. Except he knew it was the ex- buying the place, so to spite her he took all the chattels including the curtain rods...
Genie
26th June 2010, 10:03
oh I like your ending way better....:lol:
Little Miss Trouble
26th June 2010, 10:14
Laxatives in his coffee tend to be quite amusing...
kiwifruit
26th June 2010, 10:24
Revenge is pointless
onearmedbandit
26th June 2010, 10:34
Revenge is pointless
Like a broken pencil.
But yes you're right, there have been those that have wronged me in the past, it's best to simply wash your hands of them and enjoy a nice stress free life.
Virago
26th June 2010, 10:42
"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
MSTRS
26th June 2010, 10:57
Like a broken pencil.
But yes you're right, there have been those that have wronged me in the past, it's best to simply wash your hands of them and enjoy a nice stress free life.
Yea. Don't get mad. But DO get even...
Maha
26th June 2010, 11:11
Sometimes its just better to let fools embarrass themselves.
Thier obvious insecurities become so overwhelming to the extent that, one does not even have to push any buttons.
It really is fun to watch.:lol:
MSTRS
26th June 2010, 11:13
Bridge House. One Xmas.
Bridge House. One Xmas.
You are a brave soul MSTRS :killingme
sugilite
26th June 2010, 11:22
Look, I never really thought I'd ever share this, it is something so low, so dastardly. It's not something I thought about doing, it was something I really did do. I would not be surprised if a wave of red comes my way, but I just have to get this off my chest.
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I once left the toilet seat up :no:
MSTRS
26th June 2010, 11:28
Oh, you cad. From 'has a brilliant future' to 'can only hope to improve' in one post...
CookMySock
26th June 2010, 13:38
I have steered clear of the current wave of "Whippying" a certain member on here, wonder if I should re evaluate my stance?Knock yourself out - contrary to popular belief, it does not affect me. When you stayed here we couldn't get away from you soon enough. It has to be said - you are a rude and unkind piece of work, and your thread topic speaks for itself.
Alternatively, you might take note of some constructive criticism here and start thinking about your actions and they affect your own self esteem.
Steve
blackdog
26th June 2010, 13:46
took the x's car and ran every red light camera in town:rofl:
nah not really, but i should have:)
slofox
26th June 2010, 13:54
.
I once left the toilet seat up :no:
You dirty rotten low-down bottom-dwelling oxygen thief. May you burn in HELL for your sins...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
oldrider
26th June 2010, 21:32
I once left the toilet seat up :no:
To err is human, to forgive is divine.......go and sin no more! :oi-grr:
But remember, if you leave that fucking seat up again.......you are gunna get it good! :spanking: Cheers, God.
Fatt Max
26th June 2010, 22:22
Mate of mine is a builder. He did a job for some rich prick in Remuera who refused to pay him. My mate had to finish off some work in the master bedroom so he bought a couple of cheap smoke detectors from the Warehouse, putr a crappy battery in them and stuck them in the wall cavity behind the bed.
Three months later the batteries start to go and the smoke detector lets out a warning 'beeeeeeppp' every 20 seconds. Dude can see where the beep is coming from, drives him insane, it went on for weeks until the burglar alarm guy found them.
I thought that was pretty good, must remember that one
Fatt Max
26th June 2010, 22:24
Look, I never really thought I'd ever share this, it is something so low, so dastardly. It's not something I thought about doing, it was something I really did do. I would not be surprised if a wave of red comes my way, but I just have to get this off my chest.
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I once left the toilet seat up :no:
You, you, you complete low life,
I lput a fork in the knife drawer once, thought that was pretty bad.......
MadDuck
26th June 2010, 22:33
I lput a fork in the knife drawer once, thought that was pretty bad.......
Doesnt count unless you put it upside down
Bass
27th June 2010, 08:53
One of my staff had a barney with his landlord who refused to refund the bond on some bullshit excuse.
For years afterwards, whenever he found one of those tear-out subscription pages in a magazine or newspaper, he filled in the landlord's name and address and dropped it in the post.
That guy could really nurse a grudge.
I don't know how many tons of junk mail the landlord wound up receiving...........
Genie
27th June 2010, 09:50
oh dear...that's a devious nasty wee bit of revenge. Hope he is over it by now...as they say...pop on down to the Mega, buy some timber and go build a bridge!
MSTRS
27th June 2010, 10:47
...obnoxious bullshit...
Oh diddums. Wouldn't one of them put out?
Fatt Max
27th June 2010, 14:59
Doesnt count unless you put it upside down
Oh shit.......looks like we can never be friends.........
Does the same rule work for a spoon in the fork drawer
robin_steal
27th June 2010, 16:47
To seek revenge is to dig two graves. (Confucius)
there are better things to do with hot glue gun, duct tape, spiders
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XxKiTtiExX
27th June 2010, 21:05
Ripped all of my ex partners dope plants out just before they were ready, snapped all the stems and proceeded in biffing them around his house (dirt and all). Let all 4 of his car tyres down, he had to roll them one by one past the neighbours to the shop to pump them up the following morning.
I thought it was funny at the time, but obviously he didn't find it that funny.
At the end of the day it was all rather pointless. Flame away.
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