DWA - driving while Asian

[pete376403]

Maybe it's not just a stereotype...



http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=QESfEd180rQ

(Stolen from ADVrider)

[The Baron]

Thats just priceless.

[Rcktfsh]

laugh i nearly shat myself

[slofox]

Damn! Makes out roads look like kindergarten sandpits, dunnit?

Gives you an insight into the kamikaze culture, yes?

[Edbear]

I watched it gobsmacked! Unbelievable!

[DarkLord]

Crikey.

Do they not believe in stop signs and give way rules over there?

I will never forget the time out in Howick as I was cruising home to see an Asian woman changing lanes without indicating and with no lights on....

at 9:00 at night. :slap:

[cruza]

bloody hell , surprised some of those cyclists actually got up .

[Fatt Max]

Fuck me, it looks like Botany Downs on a Saturday afternoon........or the car park at Countdown HIghland Park on a late night......

Love the one where the poor bastard standing in the road gets shunted, sunstrike my arse, their eyes are always closed

[Big Dave]

>>Gives you an insight into the kamikaze culture, yes?<<

Not really mate. It's Chinese. Last time I was in Japan traffic conditions were generally choked, but very well ordered and predictable.

You tube 'Taiwan or Taipei Traffic' for true two wheeled chaos. I used to stand in awe.

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[Ocean1]

Do they not believe in stop signs and give way rules over there?

Actually, no. In spite of the wee crash and burn compilation they’ve got one thing sorted that we don’t: The understanding that if someone CAN do something dodgy then they WILL.

Their driving habits are built on the understanding that if (for example) you leave a gap someone WILL go for it, and that if you obey what few rules there are then there WILL be gaps.

Given the traffic density it’s a revelation that having so few rules produces such little carnage. There’s a lesson there, somewhere.

Oh, and if it wasn’t evident anyone on a bicycle is a serf, and expendable.

[tri boy]

Shit driving, good bongo.

[bogan]

wtf happened at 2min some dude just got run over, also the last one was pretty lols.

[kb_SF1]

:oi-grr:explains it all

[Jonathan]

Oh, and if it wasn’t evident anyone on a bicycle is a serf, and expendable.

Ah, as it should be.

[watermellon]

I live in Christchurch. Believe me, Asian drivers are not the primary concern.

[ukusa]

I live in Christchurch. Believe me, Asian drivers are not the primary concern.

I live in Ch-Ch also, and they are a major concern. Would be the cause of at least 50% of the blasts on my horn. From this video I can see why, they just don't look!

[240]

He he frikken madness.Love the dude just randomly standing in the middle of the intersection then he gets slowly run over!!!:lol:

[devo]

they just don't look!

having been i week today since being taken out by one, you have it exactly, and funnily enuff, in lieu of my recent experience, I found it more disturbing than funny.
If learners have to display L plates, then Asians should display A plates,,, or a big white stick,,,,,or a golden retriever.

[Bald Eagle]

Thread rename :Devo-ing While Asian , sorry couldn't resist :lol:

[DarkLord]

Shit driving, good bongo.

This.

10 Chargrilled steak sandwiches.

[Mom]

I have no idea what you are on about despite the fact that I just about had a car load of asians as a permanent hood (bonnet) ornament today. Avoiding it sharpened up and then completely destroyed what was left of my ability to react for today. Amazing how cool the braking function of the car is when you find yourself about to mount a car full of people that have suddenly appeared infront of you and stopped , or near as damn it just as you join the motorway from an onramp.

This massively skilled female decided to move into the on ramp lane at Dairy Flat about taking out the car ahead of me in the process, then she stopped! Fuck me! I am just pleased that there was nothing in the left lane of the motorway when I avoided her. Stomp/swerve had nothing on me.

[geoffm]

Thus far, asians have a 100% ratio on my bikes. Both cases very simialr to this video. A 'kin menace.

[98tls]

Possibly something to do with having there eyes closed full time,theres one at work (not a bad cunt all things considered) who continually trys to interact with me but my replies always the same,"open your eyes as well as your mouth when you speak to me and i may answer your question"he squeals in delight and all is good.As a side note his Mrs makes the best Spring rolls which he continually gets me to pay way to much for.

[Cayman911]

Oh man thats just priceless. the guy is standing there and the car goes into him.

They need to acknowledge the existence of the brake pedal. then we can move onto looking where you are going....

[DMNTD]

...having been i week today since being taken out by one....

Hello, my name is DMNTD and it's been 5 weeks since last being taken out by an Asian driver (serious)

[Hopeful Bastard]

Hahahah. The last one is priceless.. Should of drifted it round that corner.

I think they all need to take some driving lessons.. Or go back to driving school..

[onearmedbandit]

The good thing about Asian drivers is that they are easily identifiable. It's the Kiwi drivers that you have to really be alert for, they look just like you and me...

[Marmoot]

Great video. The video makes me laugh. I didn't realise some asians are as stupid as kiwis.

[Big Dave]

Hello, my name is DMNTD and it's been 5 weeks since last being taken out by an Asian driver (serious)

Dinner and a show? Flowers?

[Big Dave]

I didn't realise some asians are as stupid as kiwis.

Don't knock the Asians - They used to do my maths homework.

[Taz]

Worse than india. At least in india you realise that everyone believes in reincarnation and is not afraid of dying and they use the might has right rule. China needs to learn that rule.


Poetry in motion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrEQaG5jPM

[shrub]

What to do when a tow truck tries to tow you away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlLC1Iy1UkE&feature=related