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PrincessBandit
27th June 2010, 22:34
This could explain quite a lot about some people.......

(from stuff today):

.....But there could be a more sinister reason some people are attracted to the purring feline: a parasite in cats that could alter a person's personality if they catch it.
According to infectious disease expert Kevin Lafferty, the parasiteToxoplasma gondii could make infected women kinder and infected men less intelligent.
Scientists first discovered that toxoplasma could alter behaviour in rodents, Dr Lafferty said.
Once an animal becomes infected, the parasite makes its way to the brain where it provokes the immune system, causing a series of chemical events that alter the level of dopamine in the brain.
Studies showed that rats infected with the parasite were more active and less fearful of cats.
Although this behaviour sounds strangely suicidal, Dr Lafferty said it was fuelled by the parasite's need to survive.
While the parasite can live outside the body of a cat, it can mate and reproduce only inside the intestines of felines.
So by altering a rat's behaviour, the parasite was trying to increase the chances it would be eaten by a cat so it could complete its life cycle, said Dr Lafferty, who works at the US Geological Survey.
Parasitologist Dr Nicky Boulter, who studied Toxoplasma gondiifor five years, said although it was clear that infected rats were drawn to cats, the science hadn't proven this was why some humans were attracted to them.
But she said research over the past decade had shown the influence the parasite could have on human behaviour.
When women infected with the parasite were given an IQ test, researchers found they were smarter and more conforming than non-infected females. The same tests revealed that infected men were less intelligent and prone to novelty-seeking behaviour.

OMG, the humble purring moggy which uses me for it's own purposes (well, all three of our have me pretty well trained) could be making me smarter but more conforming..... conniving little fleabags!!

Jonathan
27th June 2010, 22:44
There was another thread about this - that it made people more likely to buy a motorcycle and die in a vehicle accident through reckless speeding. I am sure my cat intentionally gave it to me by licking my eyeballs while I slept.

Argh! How do I get it out of my brain!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/124456-So-what-s-eating-you?highlight=toxo

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/23260-Are-cats-the-real-killers-on-our-roads

cc rider
27th June 2010, 22:46
Ah... so... men are dumb & we pat them on the head & say 'yes dear' :rofl:

cc rider
27th June 2010, 22:48
I am sure my cat intentionally gave it to me by licking my eyeballs while I slept.

Argh! How do I get it out of my brain!your cat hates you
If you give me all your $$ & your bike/s, I'll smack it out of ya. Trust me it's the only way to cure you :shifty:

Jonathan
27th June 2010, 22:53
I'll smack it out of ya.

In a good way?

If so, I will consider it... :cool:

scissorhands
27th June 2010, 23:26
eat them before they infect you

oldrider
27th June 2010, 23:42
The pussy I eat keeps repeating on me! :bleh: Could this mean I am infected! :banana:

cc rider
28th June 2010, 01:16
In a good way?

If so, I will consider it... :cool:No hun... in a very very bad way :blip:

Foxzee
28th June 2010, 14:18
Finally we have a logical answer for their stupidity and what's more it's a pussy behind it...gotta love it

slofox
28th June 2010, 15:05
No wonder I'm so fucking dumb then...

AllanB
28th June 2010, 15:20
My cat ate a glow stick yesterday.

Jonathan
28th June 2010, 15:35
Is that some kind of euphemism?

Pussy
28th June 2010, 20:04
....and here I was thinking that PrincessBandit was going to say something nice about me!.... :(

sinned
28th June 2010, 20:09
Bizarre ..................

slofox
29th June 2010, 12:09
Y'know, just thinking about all this - rats lose their fear of cats so that the cats can eat 'em up and the toxo gets to bonk inside the cat's gut...

This puts my cat's habit of licking my face when I am asleep into a whole new perspective...d'ya reckon she's just about to gobble me up as well? Fuckit, I better watch that bloody cat...maybe I should stay awke all night...

Pussy
29th June 2010, 20:38
Y'know, just thinking about all this - rats lose their fear of cats so that the cats can eat 'em up and the toxo gets to bonk inside the cat's gut...

This puts my cat's habit of licking my face when I am asleep into a whole new perspective...d'ya reckon she's just about to gobble me up as well? Fuckit, I better watch that bloody cat...maybe I should stay awke all night...
When your cat brings you a dead bird, it's NOT a gift.... it's a WARNING!

Usarka
29th June 2010, 21:02
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