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Slipstream
27th May 2005, 20:09
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
You may or may not have seen on the news, St Marks School. My oldest daughter goes there. It was closed for a coupla days to try and get rid of that nasty pukey-shitty bug going around the kids.
Anyway, my kids are fine.... or so I thought.
My littlest woke me up last night, cos she wanted a cuddle. She jumps into bed and throws up all over me and my bed. Yay. Then she wakes me up again in the middle of the night. "I wanna cuddle", she throws up again. 4am "Mummy, I wanna cuddle"....and so on..... I'm almost thinking she's allergic to me or summat....I didn't think I was that heinous :no:
So, I have an exam tomorrow morning. So I start to study, when...."Mummy, I wanna cuddle" .... I'm not gonna fall for it again so I give her a cuddle then quickly face her towards where I put a towel .... cept I forgot my towel wasn't there anymore....
....but my study notes were......
*sigh* ...one day I will laugh..... :mellow: ..... one day .... *sigh*
Waylander
27th May 2005, 20:24
That sucks. Funny but it still sucks. Hope everyone gets to feeling better.
Skyryder
27th May 2005, 20:36
Such are the joys of motherhood. Ya gotta love'em no matter what they do.
In years to come you will mention this and laugh together. Now that's bonding
Skyryder
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 20:38
And this one is guaranteed not to get sick.
WINJA
27th May 2005, 22:36
IVE GOT THE COOLEST MOTORBIKE VIDEO WITH THE DISTURBED SOUND TRACK ON IT
StoneChucker
28th May 2005, 00:41
Couldn't you just like, duct tape their mouths closed? Hey presto, no more puke :puke: :no: :yes: :niceone:
Hope they get better soon, so mum can study with pukefree notes. (eeewww).
Such are the joys of motherhood.....
Woulden't that be parent hood.... A father can easieally have the same problem. I have allways been the one to deal with the puke of my kids. "mommy" coulden't handle it. Now i guess she has to when i don't have them.
....anyway's, feel for you... all that washing ....I get tired just thinking about it
Brian d marge
28th May 2005, 05:07
When I come home a throw up over my son.... :puke: :drinkup: :puke:
Sorry son ,,,,but thats life ,,,,,
mind you the one he did the other day was awesome ..short sharp and had velocity .....cool
Stephen
Riff Raff
28th May 2005, 06:27
*sigh* ...one day I will laugh..... :mellow: ..... one day .... *sigh*
Oh that's not good. At least you have a good story for her 21st - that's probably how long it will take to laugh. Hope she gets better quickly.
Slipstream
28th May 2005, 14:32
Woulden't that be parent hood.... A father can easieally have the same problem. I have allways been the one to deal with the puke of my kids. "mommy" coulden't handle it. Now i guess she has to when i don't have them.
....anyway's, feel for you... all that washing ....I get tired just thinking about it
Yeah, I was always the one to deal with the whole family's puke too :(
Strangely enough, steinlager and/or jim beam puke is the worst as it has that alcoholic tang to it. I don't seem to have a problem with Tequila or vodka puke cos it doesn't smell as bad. Whereas milk puke isn't so good cos it curdl...OMG!!!
I'm grading puke!!!
:no:
aww man...
I blame the no sleep .... and the voices ... whats that you say? .... is it pirate hunting season already? .... I better go catch me a pirate ..... arrr.
Sniper
28th May 2005, 14:40
Haha, nice one slip.
Hope it gets better before it gets worse. Take care OK
Slipstream
28th May 2005, 14:42
I better go catch me a pirate ..... arrr.
To catch a pie-ritte you have to be speakin as one, so iffin you wantin to be elpin me ere, you best be gettin the learnin.
Waylander
28th May 2005, 14:44
Arh. You'll be a needin a mighty big net thar Slip. Them pirates are wiley devils they is.
HDTboy
28th May 2005, 14:53
to catch a pie right, you have to be verry careful, lest you get splattered
Slipstream
28th May 2005, 14:57
to catch a pie right, you have to be verry careful, lest you get splattered
I have me a lead...arr...some pie-ritte poetry...
250learna
29th May 2005, 02:45
kids are funy, i hope your lil one gets well soon in the mean time try to have a bucket ready
IVE GOT THE COOLEST MOTORBIKE VIDEO WITH THE DISTURBED SOUND TRACK ON IT
yes, its an awsome song thats what i thought the thread was about too at first. Queen of the damnd was a good movie too, soundtrack is pure gold. :Punk:
HDTboy
29th May 2005, 03:02
Queen of the damned was a ghey movie, but the soundtrack was very cool. I think i have the same bike video, guys doing tricks in a car park
Slipstream
1st June 2005, 08:24
THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
My girls are FINALLY well enough to go back to school and creche!!!
Just in time for me to study like a mad thing and pass these damn exams tomorrow........ me worried.... nah, I is sharp as a spoon.... :blink: ... I meant tack, sharp as a tack :slap:
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