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Slipstream
27th May 2005, 20:27
I heard that you were feeling ill
Headache, fever and a chill
Here's my picture to restore your pluck
Cos I'm the nurse who likes to fluff your pillow.
tl_tub
27th May 2005, 20:32
Can I make a booking for 10pm please. Ill only need 3 minutes ;)
dss3
27th May 2005, 20:33
Hehe, *cough, cough*... i thinks im coming down with something..

:niceone: :devil2:
wari
27th May 2005, 20:38
Hehe, *cough, cough*... i thinks im coming down with something..

:niceone: :devil2:

OAr up ... :motu:
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 20:42
Can I make a booking for 10pm please. Ill only need 3 minutes ;)

Just so you don't get confused. This is the hospital's house-call nurse.
she_said
27th May 2005, 20:43
i have a small problem......it'll only take a second or so
tl_tub
27th May 2005, 20:44
Only have a small one? :rofl:
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 20:47
i have a small problem......it'll only take a second or so
In which case, you better come in and see our resident nurse and matron.
tl_tub
27th May 2005, 20:48
I feel very light headed.. Must be a lack of blood! :yes:
dss3
27th May 2005, 20:50
damn woman, is this what all the nurses are like in Wellington?! :yes:
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 20:51
I feel very light headed.. Must be a lack of blood! :yes:

We better get Nurse Knockers to take your blood pressure then.
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 20:52
damn woman, is this what all the nurses are like in Wellington?! :yes:

Well we do have male nurses too. They're fun to play with.
dss3
27th May 2005, 20:53
Hey slipstream, these wouldn't be the nurses that are helping to cure you sick little kiddies are they? In which case i'd be all too happy to look after one of them for ya! Chuck 'em on a courier with sat delivery!
Coyote
27th May 2005, 20:54
What's got into slipstream? :confused:

Whatever it is, I'm all for it :-p
Coyote
27th May 2005, 20:56
You do relise the "R18" label is an open invitation?
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 20:58
What's got into slipstream? :confused:

Whatever it is, I'm all for it :-p


I got the fever....















FEVER!!!!


Fever in the morning and night
Sparky Bills
27th May 2005, 21:02
MY GOD!!
Shes losing it!

People...
TAKE COVER!!!!










keep up the good work :niceone:
tl_tub
27th May 2005, 21:09
Ten characters
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 21:12
Ten characters

I see you met our candy striper.....
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 21:15
damn woman, is this what all the nurses are like in Wellington?! :yes:

well we got some woman cops too...
SpankMe
27th May 2005, 21:15
Nurse fetish :D
MadDuck
27th May 2005, 21:21
am extremely disssapointed Slip. You give the blokes sexy chicks ...wheres the male nurse that isnt in blow up version (plastic sticks to the lips and is very uncomforting. Ohhh and the firemen ...where are the firemen :weird:
tl_tub
27th May 2005, 21:22
Wow, what a picture spankme! :love:
tl_tub
27th May 2005, 21:24
If the plastic sticks to your lips MadDuck, just use some more lube ;)
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 21:27
am extremely disssapointed Slip. ..... Ohhh and the firemen ...where are the firemen :weird:

Was just about there :D
MadDuck
27th May 2005, 21:27
hmmm...thanks for those words of wisdom bent_B. I think I have kinda worked that one out all by myself :rofl:
curious george
27th May 2005, 21:28
Oh dear, I'd better see my nurse.....
tl_tub
27th May 2005, 21:31
Cripes! What is holding those things in?!
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 21:31
and the back up team.
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 21:33
we also provide for the religious minded
Waylander
27th May 2005, 21:34
we also provide for the religious minded

I think I am now officially condemed to hell.
tl_tub
27th May 2005, 21:37
How about some corsets ;)
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 21:40
How about some corsets ;)
yeah, you can get them too...but they are usually on the goth's.... I used to be a goth (re:profile pic)
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 21:42
our maid services...
ajturbo
27th May 2005, 21:45
i must admit, there are some very good looking ladies there..... i wish i palyed soccer..:drinkup:
SpankMe
27th May 2005, 21:58
Did someone say female police officer?
tl_tub
27th May 2005, 22:12
Mmm.. goths are nice slipstream, though I only like them for the black and the leather.
Bit of bondage is good for the soul
SpankMe
27th May 2005, 22:21
Wellington's soccer team and the back up team.

Don't you have anything bigger than a thumbnail Slipstream?
Slipstream
27th May 2005, 22:23
Don't you have anything bigger than a thumbnail Slipstream?

Sorry nah...but I see you went to the wellington soccer squad's practice. :niceone:
inlinefour
29th May 2005, 22:25
Why is it that I don't work with nurses like that? :whistle:
250learna
30th May 2005, 00:14
Sorry nah...but I see you went to the wellington soccer squad's practice. :niceone:
seeing thouse looks like it was a good practice, i mite have to cheer em on next time they go out for a practice




















AHHHHHHH streaker :devil2:
scumdog
30th May 2005, 01:38
Why is it that I don't work with nurses like that? :whistle:

And why is it my workmates are all hairy gorilla types - and you should see the men.... :whistle:
Coyote
30th May 2005, 09:56
Well? Is this thread gonna die so soon?
TonyB
31st May 2005, 10:54
I heard that you were feeling ill
Headache, fever and a chill
Here's my picture to restore your pluck
Cos I'm the nurse who likes to fluff your pillow.



Mmmmm, yummy nurses. Sexy nurses are supposed to speed the healing process or something. They definitely make ones stay in hospital more pleasant. Surely it's not an accident that those white shirts are see through? They can cause strange and unexpected side effects tho.....
...woke up after some fairly major surgery...
...no pain...just high as a kite and loving it...
...then the pain came in a huge rush...
...morphine self doser had no effect except to put me to sleep for 5 second intervals, only to wake with the pain unabated...
...still high as a kite, huge pain, dropping in and out of awareness due to morphine. Unable to deal with the pain due to confusion and being high...
...wife leaves in tears...
...nurse is a very attractive young blonde...dressed in white...
...can you guess what I thought she was?...
...yup...I honestly thought she was an angel :rofl:
Goblin
6th April 2006, 09:50
The biggest Police Bust in history.
ManDownUnder
6th April 2006, 09:55
frisk me ... paleeeeeeeeeeessssssseeeeeee
Fishy
6th April 2006, 09:55
Hahaha frisk me please miss officer!.
C_A
6th April 2006, 10:00
hah. german porn stz, "nadine jansen"
most of you have prolly ad the "picture of a duck" email with her in it...
Buster
6th April 2006, 10:01
"Honestly thats not a gun in my pants...honest!"
Thanks for the mammeries!!!
MisterD
6th April 2006, 10:21
She can take down my particulars any time she likes....
Darryboy
6th April 2006, 10:30
I've got some swollen goods she might want to inspect.
Sniper
6th April 2006, 10:40
Wanaa touch much truncheon of love?
ManDownUnder
6th April 2006, 12:43
Willing to bet her kids won't go hungry

(waits for the inevitable -"big ones don't make any more milk than small ones..." probably posted by a woman)

YOWSER!
miSTa
6th April 2006, 13:13
Wanaa touch much truncheon of love?

Are you sure about that matey? Just remember Frosty's disappointment the other night when you weren't what he thought you were. :lol: :whistle:
Mental Trousers
6th April 2006, 13:20
Kels, you should've named this the terrible cliches thread.
kels
6th April 2006, 13:24
Kels, you should've named this the terrible cliches thread.
???? Have I missed somethin?
Goblin
6th April 2006, 13:37
???? Have I missed somethin?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Not unless you're missing some jugs...

MT, you're right ya know. Never seen so many cliche's in one thread:laugh:
ManDownUnder
6th April 2006, 13:46
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Not unless you're missing some jugs...

MT, you're right ya know. Never seen so many cliche's in one thread:laugh:

very nicely formed cliche's though...:love: [smilie=2,35,36]
Sniper
6th April 2006, 14:14
Are you sure about that matey? Just remember Frosty's disappointment the other night when you weren't what he thought you were. :lol: :whistle:

:blank: But you all wondered why I had a limp didn't ya :msn-wink:
NotaGoth
6th April 2006, 14:22
Oh lordy. Wonder if she has alot of problems with her back :blink:
The Beast
6th April 2006, 16:07
Hmmmm very interesting.:spudbooge
ManDownUnder
10th April 2006, 09:37
Oh lordy. Wonder if she has alot of problems with her back :blink:

We talking weight issues - or guys humping from behind?
Insanity_rules
10th April 2006, 11:52
We talking weight issues - or guys humping from behind?

Probably both
The Beast
10th April 2006, 18:45
Oh come on guys and girls, don't give up yet...
Coyote
10th April 2006, 18:54
Oh come on guys and girls, don't give up yet...
Agreed .