After-sex etiquette...

[98tls]

After a shag do you..............

[Str8 Jacket]

Fart? <abcdefghi>

[Gremlin]

Look for another?

[Mom]

Fart? <abcdefghi>

No, I have only done that when bent over and coughing, not directly after sex :pinch:

[bogan]

pay up and leave?

[paturoa]

immediately go to sleep?

[JimO]

pay up and leave?

i would be pretty sure if you were paying you would pay before play

[Crasherfromwayback]

Tell them how lucky they are that I just rooted them.

[tri boy]

Tag number 32 into the ring, and rinse out the slosh bucket.

[98tls]

Should have included "console the dog as in a couple of cases he thought they had been bought home for him".

[Grumpy]

Let the air out and pack her away in her box ........

[Mom]

You guys are rude, and I have run out of bling.

[kiwifruit]

slow down hamster man

[EJK]

Spray and walk away~!

[scumdog]

Wipe my whanger on the duvet??

[Reckless]

Wait 15 mins and give her another go!!

Oh shit that was a few years ago make that an hour!!!!!!!!!!

[Virago]

...Put the lid back on the chloroform. It's expensive stuff that.

[98tls]

Theres 3 liars already:shutup:opps forgot its the interweb,were all full of shite.

[98tls]

Anyone done the "donkey punch" and lived to type again ?

[GOONR]

Anyone done the "donkey punch" and lived to type again ?

I whacked a girl on the back of the head with a spoon during the act once, didn't see her again.

[98tls]

I whacked a girl on the back of the head with a spoon during the act once, didn't see her again.

Close enough,much respect.Cleveland steamer?

[Blinkwing]

Depends who I'm rooting, usually.

[Reckless]

Theres 3 liars already.

OK two hours then!!!

[GOONR]

Close enough,much respect.Cleveland steamer?

Nah, can't say I have.

[Taz]

If ever I get to have a go at this sex thing I'll let you know.

[MIXONE]

Last Xmas was so long ago I can't remember...

[marty]

make a coffee, finish my beer, or have something to eat. sometimes all 3. sometimes collapse on the bed and curl up. depends on the situation really :)

[Gone Burger]

Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance! :eek5:

[GOONR]

Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance! :eek5:

Hey there is nothing wrong with a bit of "spooning".

[98tls]

Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance! :eek5:

Cleveland steamers all about sharing,nothing more romantic than sharing.

[Gone Burger]

Hey there is nothing wrong with a bit of "spooning".


:rofl::hug:

[spacemonkey]

Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance! :eek5:



Damn!
Thanks guys, you screwed that one up for the rest of us. :2guns:

[SMOKEU]

Cleveland steamers all about sharing,nothing more romantic than sharing.

Like the hungry bitches movie.

[98tls]

Like the hungry bitches movie.

About time a Honda rider showed up.

[rustic101]

I heard rodeo sex was best...:yes:


While in the doggy position, take hold of her pony tail, wrap an arm round her waist, lean in close against her back and whisper in her ear; her brother had a tighter arse and didn't move like a sack of spuds...




Apparently she may try and buck you off:shit:

[Gone Burger]

get up and go straight to your bike and tell it how much more you love it.

[SMOKEU]

About time a Honda rider showed up.

I'm surprised it took this long.

[rustic101]

I'm surprised it took this long.

Shit Honda is a make???

I thought it was French for Homo:innocent:

[Headbanger]

I delete my Internet History and then go put the kettle on.

[98tls]

I delete my Internet History and then go put the kettle on.

For legal reasons i cant respond to your posts anymore,drop an H in there and all will be well my Brother.

[98tls]

I delete my Internet History and then go put the kettle on.

In other words Tub girl rides a Trumpet.

[nothingflash]

I heard rodeo sex was best...:yes:


While in the doggy position, take hold of her pony tail, wrap an arm round her waist, lean in close against her back and whisper in her ear; her brother had a tighter arse and didn't move like a sack of spuds...

Apparently she may try and buck you off:shit:


Nice one... the version I heard was that you reach around and grab a tit and whisper in her ear that it feels like her sisters...

[SMOKEU]

Shit Honda is a make???

I thought it was French for Homo:innocent:

You learn something new every day.

[SMOKEU]

In other words Tub girl rides a Trumpet.

That's a classic video....

[98tls]

That's a classic video....

You seen her do it on a Guzzi......theres a classic.

[marty]

Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance! :eek5:


only cause she's exhausted and can't move.......

[SMOKEU]

You seen her do it on a Guzzi......theres a classic.

Apparently I've got a sick mind.

[Usarka]

What pooftas said cuddle? You can't cuddle a hamster. It''s too small and the duct tape is too cold.

[spacemonkey]

What pooftas said cuddle? You can't cuddle a hamster. It''s too small and the duct tape is too cold.

You should use electrical tape it has more stretch in it for the smaller diameter furry animals. ;)

[rustic101]

What pooftas said cuddle? You can't cuddle a hamster. It''s too small and the duct tape is too cold.

Reminds me of a guy once caught shagging a donkey.

When asked by the attending Officers if he had sex with the sheep in the paddock'
He replied; 'Man, they're Rams. That's sick, what do you think I'm a Homo or something'...

At least he got some ass:yeah:

[Woodman]

I whacked a girl on the back of the head with a spoon during the act once, didn't see her again.

Aaaah, always wondered what to do with that damn spoon??

[ajturbo]

Fart? <abcdefghi>


sooo THATS why your place is smelly...

[PrincessBandit]

After a shag do you..............


Fart? <abcdefghi>

No, during. :shit::shutup:

[Berries]

I whacked a girl on the back of the head with a spoon during the act once, didn't see her again.
And it still hurts you prick.

[Blackshear]

Try to start the foreplay all over again.
Time's a wastin!

[98tls]

Try to start the foreplay all over again.
Time's a wastin!

Foreplay?Must be a Nth Isle thing.

[Usarka]

Foreplay?Must be a Nth Isle thing.

So is in the south island it must be aft play....? :killingme

[Grubber]

Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance! :eek5:

Yup Yup Yup! Bout says it all really!

[slofox]

I usually just get the money off her and piss off home...

[crazyhorse]

I usually just get the money off her and piss off home...

............. and you don't fart on your way out either???? :rofl:

[slofox]

............. and you don't fart on your way out either???? :rofl:

Nah - They're usually all used up by then - I am a great believer in the "head forced under the blankets" method, meself...

[Crasherfromwayback]

Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance! :eek5:

We're a classy bunch!

[GOONR]

Aaaah, always wondered what to do with that damn spoon??

Well, we were in the kitchen. She was lucky, the next nearest thing was a frying pan.

[Maha]

Wipe my whanger on the duvet??

Does that get rid of the poo?

[Reckless]

Does that get rid of the poo?

eeww! Maha to much detail! LOL!!!

[Maha]

eeww! Maha to much detail! LOL!!!

Its all in the delivery.....!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Does that get rid of the poo?

A wire brush works best for that. So I'm told!

[Woodman]

Well, we were in the kitchen. She was lucky, the next nearest thing was a frying pan.

You are allowed to let them out of the kitchen for that you know.

[sosman]

After a shag do you..............

Release yr fingers off her Nostrils?

[avgas]

After a shag do you..............
do the Macarena?

[motor_mayhem]

eat a sandwich?

[GOONR]

Tell her to bring her sister with her next time..

[Fatt Max]

After sex I usually retire to the kitchen to make sure I have plenty of coffee and headache tablets. Sure as shite any bird that wanted to give me one the night before was off her face pissed and will need something for the mother of all hangovers that will be landing on her head in the morning.

[avgas]

high five............

[Tank]

run before the police turn up.

[Tank]

give her an ice cream and make her promise not to tell her ,mum, dad or primary school teacher.

[admenk]

I just charge it to my ministerial credit card....

[Usarka]

After a good shag I tag in the next officer thats in line.

[MIXONE]

Remove the balaclava after leaving the room.

[Dave Lobster]

Call the husband and tell him it's his turn next.

[devo]

pull the wee plug, squeeze out the air, a quick wash and hang it up for next time.

[Genie]

You are a sad lot....

[Conquiztador]

After a shag I...

...pull up the pants and walk out of the paddock.

[Gone Burger]

You are a sad lot....

Sad but true my dear. We are doomed with this lot!

[puddy]

I normally fall asleep during, so I have no idea what happens afterwards!:shutup:

[Jackal]

Our shags are so noisy that after we have finished our neighbours sit up in bed and have a smoke

[Smifffy]

Check out What's New on KB..

[reemit]

...play Wii Mariokarts.

[Berries]

Get the fuck out of the kindy without being seen.

[Deviant]

Ask to use the bathroom, then sneak into her flatmate's room for a quickie.

[Teflon]

Pay them to leave

[aprilia_RS250]

if I'm lucky enough to be uncuffed from the wall stretcher, bedposts, chairs, staircase etc and my mistresses have taken off the blindfold then I usually go to the bathroom clean off the candle wax, all the "residue", all jelly + lube + olive oil....

[Grubber]

Sad but true my dear. We are doomed with this lot!

Now thats not entirely fair.....I truly believe Conquiztador really was in love with that sheep.

[Grubber]

if I'm lucky enough to be uncuffed from the wall stretcher, bedposts, chairs, staircase etc and my mistresses have taken off the blindfold then I usually go to the bathroom clean off the candle wax, all the "residue", all jelly + lube + olive oil....

Far out....you actually got uncuffed?

[nudemetalz]

After?
Sex?

Is sex an option with marriage?

[slofox]

After?
Sex?

Is sex an option with marriage?

Not usually, no...

[MisterD]

Is sex an option with marriage?

Once per child, dependent on fertility...

[Bald Eagle]

Is sex an option with marriage?

Only on days of the week with a Z in and only if you are very lucky and very well behaved. :lol:

[oldrider]

SSSShhhhh! I have had mine convinced that sex is a daily "obligatory" function of marriage, for 46 years! :yes:

Why change the habit of a lifetime, just for a tiny weeny little bit of honesty! :shifty:

[spacemonkey]

Far out....you actually got uncuffed?

Must have slipped out with all that lube + olive oil? :blink:

[ynot slow]

Think whew at least she aint Helen,much better Helen is in USA.The nightmare of shagging her is gone(unless you head to NY).

Usually say after shutting the gate with calves thank god for tight jerseys.

[Blackshear]

I like taking my time, she's dead anyway.
Most people frown upon burying them, but if done right, no-one will ever know.

[ajturbo]

Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance! :eek5:


you silly woman...

us men are too busy riding to waste our time with romance....

if you can keep up, we men, may let you into our little world...

if not, stop ya bitching and go out with a soccer player... or even worse, a honda rider...

[thepom]

Ride home on my honda and thank the gods I don,t ride a TL...:yes:

[megageoff76]

Its easier to just have a wank over my ex girlfriend.

I still have the keys to her house and shes a heaver sleeper.

[jellywrestler]

I wipe the mace from my eyes then run like hell

[gunnyrob]

Pay her the $100

[racefactory]

Pay and leave.

[Fatt Max]

I take the gratitude myself.

Once you've had fat, you will never look back.

[shafty]

Head to the fridge and bring back 2 beers.

It shows some respect and sets the scene for the rest of the day...

[Gibbo89]

anyone dabbled in the 'houdini'?

doggy style a girl on a 2nd floor as she's looking out the window, your mate sneaks into the room, tags in and you go downstairs outside and wave up at her as she's still doing the deed.

:innocent:

[ajturbo]

anyone dabbled in the 'houdini'?

doggy style a girl on a 2nd floor as she's looking out the window, your mate sneaks into the room, tags in and you go downstairs outside and wave up at her as she's still doing the deed.

:innocent:


spilled coffee everywhere .... now THAT made me laugh....:Punk:

[Gibbo89]

spilled coffee everywhere .... now THAT made me laugh....:Punk:

Haha, well i had to share... too bad i don't know anyone that has done it... yet.

[Fatt Max]

Lord knows I've tried.......

The 'Double Bass' is a good one. ......ding ding ding...

[98tls]

anyone dabbled in the 'houdini'?

doggy style a girl on a 2nd floor as she's looking out the window, your mate sneaks into the room, tags in and you go downstairs outside and wave up at her as she's still doing the deed.

:innocent:

Sweet,the pair of you can swap Herpes remedys a few months later.:shifty:

[Insanity_rules]

After?
Sex?

Is sex an option with marriage?

Yes but don't let the wife catch you.

[Gibbo89]

Sweet,the pair of you can swap Herpes remedys a few months later.:shifty:

herpes? its not a big deal when its not inflamed...

[Banditbandit]

http://ianstuart.weebly.com/uploads/4/8/0/7/4807875/7096992.jpg?500

[Banditbandit]

You are a sad lot....


Sad but true my dear. We are doomed with this lot!

Be careful - it's somene like this lot - or someone who will stop you riding !!

[WuZards-Eugene]

Take off the velcro gloves :innocent:

[R-Soul]

Haha, well i had to share... too bad i don't know anyone that has done it... yet.

Yeah I actually do - a guy called Wurzel (nick) at my residence in Uni. Although he was on the fourth floor...

[R-Soul]

extuinguish the curtains...