OMG, dropped meh bike! What do I do?

[nflatedtuna]

Howdy chaps, im kinda new here :)

So, was ridin ma bike (kwaka zx7r) thru Taradise with my missus riding pillion in her naughty nurse outfit wich i brought for her, gettin plenty of attention from other men (not suprised shes hot and knows it).

Thought we'd pull over somewere nice n quite for a quickie. Missus was grindin me hard on the bike one thing led to anothar, and we're fully going at it and i blew my load n we lost our balence and me kwaka smashed on the ground with us on top of it :rolleyes:

Now my missus is preggers, so it aint all bad, she aint sposed to be able to have kids so my sperm rocks!! Makes a change from ping pong balls.

Me farkin bike tho, i know im not the fasstest boat on the harbour, but im thinking of taking it to thailand when we move their later in the year. What do I do?

This is me missus, aint she as cute as a button? :D eyes up, sunshine!

[onearmedbandit]

Sell the ZX7R and get something with a centre stand. Far safer.

[Danae]

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[Usarka]

Another tuna on the loose.

[Jonathan]

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[tri boy]

Is a "balence" like an orgasm????????

[YellowDog]

Yep, a lot of them say they can't get pregnant 'cos of blah blah blah when they were a kid and then: 'Oh what a surprise' - they do :no:

Still if you are banging it hard enough to make your bike tumble over, then the earth did move for you (and her) which is priceless.

How about a YouTube link so we can give you marks out of 10 ?

[Katman]

Howdy chaps, im kinda new here :)


Hi Boob.

:tugger:

[Maha]

When did the sex change take place?.......that nurse is a doc!

[Hopeful Bastard]

1. Buy some decent bike gear for her.
2. Get a hotter mrs
3. Sell bike.
4. Sell girl.
5. Buy hot Thailand girl :)

[Jackal]

Just had to scroll back to the top as I thought I was in the Penthouse forum there for a minute not the KB forum. And I know you are 'new here' but you should know the rules: No pictures? Then it didn't happen!!!!

[avgas]

Women are like bikes. Fuck it

[Taz]

I know her! She didn't say anything about a husband the other night! Mind you I never asked either:lol:

[Katman]

Who woulda thunk it? Another one from Taradise with a ZX7R who's sperms rocks.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/10068-Boob-Johnson

[Banditbandit]

Howdy chaps, im kinda new here :)

So, was ridin ma bike (kwaka zx7r) thru Taradise with my missus riding pillion in her naughty nurse outfit wich i brought for her, gettin plenty of attention from other men (not suprised shes hot and knows it).

Thought we'd pull over somewere nice n quite for a quickie. Missus was grindin me hard on the bike one thing led to anothar, and we're fully going at it and i blew my load n we lost our balence and me kwaka smashed on the ground with us on top of it :rolleyes:

Now my missus is preggers, so it aint all bad, she aint sposed to be able to have kids so my sperm rocks!! Makes a change from ping pong balls.

Me farkin bike tho, i know im not the fasstest boat on the harbour, but im thinking of taking it to thailand when we move their later in the year. What do I do?

This is me missus, aint she as cute as a button? :D eyes up, sunshine!

Ya gotta be kidding me . that's the biggest load of bullshit I've heard in a long time .. you serious don't expect us to believe all that crap !!!

But my advice is ... don't park your bike on the wet spot ...

[Banditbandit]

I know her! She didn't say anything about a husband the other night! Mind you I never asked either:lol:

Ride it like you stole it ? .. ooo yeah .. actually ...

[Maha]

Who woulda thunk it? Another one from Taradise with a ZX7R who's sperms rocks.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/10068-Boob-Johnson

Boob and Boobless?

[Gibbo89]

Howdy chaps, im kinda new here :)

So, was ridin ma bike (kwaka zx7r) thru Taradise with my missus riding pillion in her naughty nurse outfit wich i brought for her, gettin plenty of attention from other men (not suprised shes hot and knows it).

Thought we'd pull over somewere nice n quite for a quickie. Missus was grindin me hard on the bike one thing led to anothar, and we're fully going at it and i blew my load n we lost our balence and me kwaka smashed on the ground with us on top of it :rolleyes:

Now my missus is preggers, so it aint all bad, she aint sposed to be able to have kids so my sperm rocks!! Makes a change from ping pong balls.

Me farkin bike tho, i know im not the fasstest boat on the harbour, but im thinking of taking it to thailand when we move their later in the year. What do I do?

This is me missus, aint she as cute as a button? :D eyes up, sunshine!

2 posts and got this fella has a bad rep already, gotta love it.

but umm... regarding the post, your full of it.

i mean, i've seen cuter buttons on a mans swandri

[SMOKEU]

How much does the GF charge by the hour?

[onearmedbandit]

How much does the GF charge by the hour?

She doesn't, she charges by the inch. I can't afford her but she'll be a cheap fuck for you.

[SMOKEU]

She doesn't, she charges by the inch. I can't afford her but she'll be a cheap fuck for you.

I was wandering who was the sick fuck that was perving at me from outside the bathroom window while I was in the shower. At least now I know.

[avgas]

I was wandering who was the sick fuck that was perving at me from outside the bathroom window while I was in the shower. At least now I know.
Was the shower yellow water?

[onearmedbandit]

I was wandering who was the sick fuck that was perving at me from outside the bathroom window while I was in the shower. At least now I know.

Yeah, and I managed to get a pic as well!

<img src="http://www.limekilnb.co.uk/fat-man-shower.jpg"/>

[SMOKEU]

Was the shower yellow water?

Shhhhh; keep it quiet!

[imdying]

I call shenanigans... no chick with titties that small could be pregnant :oi-grr:

[Eyegasm]

Yeah, and I managed to get a pic as well!

<img src="http://www.limekilnb.co.uk/fat-man-shower.jpg"/>

Jesus H Christ....

He'll sink to the bottom of the ocean... But that is alright, looks like he has gills :rofl:

[Tunahunter]

Who woulda thunk it? Another one from Taradise with a ZX7R who's sperms rocks.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/10068-Boob-Johnson

Brilliant!

[Teflon]

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[slofox]

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

[YellowDog]

She needs an alternative diet of 'wedding cake' to immediately cure her of that habit.

[nflatedtuna]

i mean, i've seen cuter buttons on a mans swandri

Not the fastest boat on the harbour are ya, sunshine?

She's hot n pharkin knows it!! She gets heaps of attention from other guys :rolleyes:

You couldnt get a chick this hot even if you had $100 bills hangin from you're zipper. Ba ha haa ha :laugh:

[TOTO]

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[Dare]

Not the fastest boat on the harbour are ya, sunshine?

She's hot n pharkin knows it!! She gets heaps of attention from other guys :rolleyes:

You couldnt get a chick this hot even if you had $100 bills hangin from you're zipper. Ba ha haa ha :laugh:
Beholder, eye, of.

[j_redley]

Are the other guys related to her in some way? i.e Her manager?

[golfmade]

Where in Thailand you moving to?