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Maha
3rd July 2010, 07:55
Have a lovely day Darling.
Once this fog lifts, I am sure there is a beautiful day out there somewhere which should turn into a messy night :shifty:
50 years is a great achievement and you dont look a day over 49....:love:

Love you
Mark

Gone Burger
3rd July 2010, 07:59
Happy 50th Mom. I hope you have the most wonderful day, spending it with friends and family. One to remember - may the next 50 be even better, more fun again and just a little bit naughtier!

NZsarge
3rd July 2010, 08:00
Happy birthday Mom! Have a great day.

GOONR
3rd July 2010, 08:10
Happy Birthday Mom,

Step away from the tequila! or people with camera's. Remember, pics or it didn't happen.

Have a great party, wish I could come but as you know I'm kinda busy right now.

Genie
3rd July 2010, 08:23
Congratulations.
Many happy returns to the bar tonight.
Have a super party tonight.
Today is truely a day of great celebration.
Party like it's 1999 and don't forget to rock the casbah
:wari::yes::niceone::banana::woohoo::mega::drinkup ::grouphug::wavey::doobey::killingme:not::puke::dr inknsin:rofl::moon::spanking::headbang:

Pussy
3rd July 2010, 08:35
Happy birthday, Anne!

oldguy
3rd July 2010, 08:38
Happy Birthday Mom I know you will have an awesome day/night just watch out for some of these KBers

50 candles makes a lovely light
But not as bright as your eyes tonight ( wine has a tendency to do that ) haha

Have a good one, hope to catchup with you guys sometime soon.

John

MadDuck
3rd July 2010, 08:53
Happy birthday Anne :yes:

See you tonight :innocent:

Nasty
3rd July 2010, 08:57
Heya bitch ... have an awesome day and see you soon!!!

MSTRS
3rd July 2010, 09:02
Did you like the weather we brought especially for you on your special day?
You're welcome. Enjoy.

one fast tl1ooo
3rd July 2010, 09:02
hope you have a good one :):)

http://www.commentsexy.com/Images/happy_birthday_comments/images/birthday1.gif

ynot slow
3rd July 2010, 09:08
Happy birthday,sounds like a great day for a great person.

And Mark she's older today ya think ya can give her your knee pads now,gotta support those dodgy knees mate.

dogsnbikes
3rd July 2010, 09:14
happy birthday mom

have a awesome day:innocent:

vifferman
3rd July 2010, 09:30
Yeah, have a VERY Happy Birthday, Anne! :niceone:
Sorry I can't be there to help you celebrate in style. :no:
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~cam4/birth.gif

onearmedbandit
3rd July 2010, 09:34
Happy Birthday Mom!

yungatart
3rd July 2010, 09:48
Happy Birthday, bitchy sister!
I feel memorable celebrations coming on.....

EJK
3rd July 2010, 09:55
Happy Birthday Mom (Anne). I'm happened to be in Auckland right now but will be busy working/ helping :-(
Would love to attend the party but will see.

Here, I brought you some good weather for your B-Day present.

Trudes
3rd July 2010, 09:56
Happy birthday Anne, hope you have a lovely day and that hubby of yours spoils (not soils) you rotten and you have a fantastic night tonight. :woohoo:

NONONO
3rd July 2010, 09:57
All the very best.
Mighty impressive over the last year, thanks for the inspiration.

PrincessBandit
3rd July 2010, 10:00
Happy birthday!!! I shall look forward to seeing you later this evening.
Enjoy every minute of celebration.

Dawn

86GSXR
3rd July 2010, 10:07
Hope it's FAB! Happy Birthday :2thumbsup

Edbear
3rd July 2010, 10:09
The day has arrived, you have now reached the top of the hill... :yes:

martybabe
3rd July 2010, 10:16
WHO MENTIONED FIVE-O

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Happy milestone birthday beautiful one, wish I was fifty again... x x x x x x x

colonel
3rd July 2010, 10:27
Happy birthday Anne. enjoy tonight

jafar
3rd July 2010, 10:30
happy birthday anne:drinkup:

_Shrek_
3rd July 2010, 10:42
Happy 50th mom :hug: have a awsome day/night :wari: now you can be any age you want :msn-wink:

crazyhorse
3rd July 2010, 10:45
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NjdBzKI5nYs/SaukqnHKNGI/AAAAAAAABck/p7bQYzE4AE0/s400/Happy+50th+birthday+greeting+card.jpg Have a super day MOM
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Her_C4
3rd July 2010, 10:51
Happy Birthday Mom, hope you have a wickedly happy birthday and a party that is good enough to blow your socks off!!!!

Roger
3rd July 2010, 11:00
now you have hit the I can do what ever I like stage of life :shifty: & still have a toy boy :drool: what more could you want, have a great birthday

party :jerry: :jerry: :drinknsin :drinkup: :corn: till you drop or need some :love: :hug:

Mom
3rd July 2010, 12:51
Thank you everyone for you kind wishes, I am having a wonderful day so far. I have even used my birthday present from Maha already, man you should feel the torque in that baby :D

chanceyy
3rd July 2010, 12:53
happy bitchy birthday Anne, hope the hangover is not too bad morrow and torque sounds umm interesting :gob:

Mom
3rd July 2010, 12:54
happy bitchy birthday Anne, hope the hangover is not too bad morrow and torque sounds umm interesting :gob:

It has a shaft too :blip:

slofox
3rd July 2010, 13:09
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Best of wishes Mom...:sunny:

Number One
3rd July 2010, 13:43
ooo this makes you half a one of these :0 enjoy

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scumdog
3rd July 2010, 13:44
Happy birthday Mom, I hope the 'wrinkle-fairy' doesn't know where you live!:sunny:

kanny
3rd July 2010, 14:41
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :rockon: Have a suppa suppa day and night :drinkup:

Owl
3rd July 2010, 14:59
man you should feel the torque in that baby :D

Meh..................torque is what women do best:mega:



Happy 50th Mom:msn-wink:

2wheeldrifter
3rd July 2010, 16:46
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00672/SNF0628FX1-682_672925a.jpg

Have a great day :)

Mully
3rd July 2010, 17:40
Happy Birthday Annie.....

Heh

Edbear
3rd July 2010, 17:45
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00672/SNF0628FX1-682_672925a.jpg

Have a great day :)

I had one of those, the second car back, a Wolseley 6/80.. :yes: Comfy cruise at 70mph and could wind the speedo off the clock. :shutup:

oldrider
3rd July 2010, 19:25
Wow, just made it! (puff, puff, puff) Happy birthday Anne, here's XX50XX kisses, put them wherever you like, your choice, if you know what I mean! :2thumbsup

Hey "50" well believe me, it all gets better from here on in! :yes: Enjoy! Cheers, John.

nana_mac
3rd July 2010, 21:40
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNE, THE NIFTY 50s. The fun has just begun. Time to enjoy the years ahead. Have a great night with all your friends.

Toaster
3rd July 2010, 21:44
Have a lovely day Darling.
Once this fog lifts, I am sure there is a beautiful day out there somewhere which should turn into a messy night :shifty:
50 years is a great achievement and you dont look a day over 49....:love:

Love you
Mark

Big Happy birthday to Anne!!! I will deliver my hug in person!!

allycatz
3rd July 2010, 22:01
Have a wonderful birthday.....50 not so bad afterall , I am finding out

Hitcher
3rd July 2010, 22:14
Happy birthday, Young Lady. Enjoy it.

ynot slow
4th July 2010, 09:16
Wakey wakey,hangover time guys.

Mom
4th July 2010, 11:31
Wakey wakey,hangover time guys.

*groan* *yawn* *groan*

crazyhorse
4th July 2010, 11:36
*groan* *yawn* *groan*

Hope you had an awesome party and the head isn't too sore or cloudy today :)

Crasherfromwayback
4th July 2010, 12:08
Happy belated birthday! Have another drink.

MSTRS
4th July 2010, 12:12
Happy belated birthday! Have another drink.

Actually, we're just trying to find her eyeballs....they've gone awol...then we'll sort her blood/alcohol ratio.

PrincessBandit
4th July 2010, 12:31
Hope you had a blast. I'm so sorry I couldn't make it.

Fatt Max
4th July 2010, 13:14
Hope it went big time crack a lacking for ya matey.

I did have a couple for you last niite

Roll on 60 eh......(oops..)

Kornholio
4th July 2010, 13:38
Happy birthday sexy... Hope ya got a decent hangover from last night :) And did Mark give you the 'special' present ;)

_Shrek_
4th July 2010, 13:39
*groan* *yawn* *groan*

Tq shot will fix it or .... it :msn-wink: hope ya's had a blast

ynot slow
4th July 2010, 15:06
Tq shot will fix it or .... it :msn-wink: hope ya's had a blast

Might I suggest another option namely Gasoline-Tequila and Southern Comfort 1x shot of each.

Mom
4th July 2010, 15:53
Might I suggest another option namely Gasoline-Tequila and Southern Comfort 1x shot of each.

:sick: :puke:

nudemetalz
5th July 2010, 15:35
Very belated happy birthday, Mom..... :doh::Oops::eek:

Stirts
5th July 2010, 16:07
I didn't forget about your birthday - I really feel that it should last a whole week, so......

HAPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BERFINGDAY MOM!!!

Cos now that you are 50 it will take a week to recover :dodge:

Mom
5th July 2010, 17:38
Cos now that you are 50 it will take a week to recover :dodge:

Fank you lovely. Feeling reasonably good today all things considered. We went to the butchers this afternoon and he asked how the party went, I said great and Mark made spewing mimes and head holding ones :pinch: Got to the stupid market and the owner asked how I was feeling today, apparently Mark said "yes" yesterday when she asked if he had a patient to look after :killingme

Apparently he is ONLY 47 too :yes: Man he will pay when it is turn :D

Genie
5th July 2010, 17:40
Fank you lovely. Feeling reasonably good today all things considered. We went to the butchers this afternoon and he asked how the party went, I said great and Mark made spewing mimes and head holding ones :pinch: Got to the stupid market and the owner asked how I was feeling today, apparently Mark said "yes" yesterday when she asked if he had a patient to look after :killingme

Apparently he is ONLY 47 too :yes: Man he will pay when it is turn :D


Cheeky young lad...sounds like he needs spanking:spanking:

Mom
5th July 2010, 17:42
Cheeky young lad...sounds like he needs spanking:spanking:

Ohhhhhhh, what a wonderful idea :devil2:

Toaster
5th July 2010, 20:41
Ohhhhhhh, what a wonderful idea :devil2:

Is there a social birthday ride on Saturday?? I see the precipitation is forecast to dry up by then!

Mom
5th July 2010, 20:44
Is there a social birthday ride on Saturday?? I see the precipitation is forecast to dry up by then!

Ohhhhhhhhhh, tempting thought that one. Pretty sure something can be arranged :yes:

Edbear
5th July 2010, 20:53
Ohhhhhhh, what a wonderful idea :devil2:

I keep telling Jill I need a good spanking.... :innocent:

Nasty
6th July 2010, 19:39
To the Super Mega Momma Bitch!

Several years ago this Stalwart of KB gathered before her the best Bitches around the town … well many of the towns
Some over time have come and gone – but there are those who continue to stay …

In her honour we shall remember them!

We have the Good and Honest Bitches keeping the straight of line
From the Wai we have the Maori Bitch with the Rapa Bitch bringing up the rear -

Trust me when I say .. we know how to drink - Vino Bitch and when the caffine is ready to be loaded in to the Latte Bitch

None shall hide as well as our Phantom Bitch
but then we shall fear none as our Dreaded Bitch

Some would say we are smart .. but really the Smart Bitch takes that cake …
While the Cheeky Bitch manages to bake it.

Shall we take a look at the other side … and say that being small is not a bad thing with a Little Bitch taking Baby Bitch in hand

But please don’t take on the Venomous Bitch ... or the Honorary Bitch will come to play.
Take the top card from the pile and the Lucky Bitch will win again … but
You don’t want to follow home … our wonderful Lost Bitch!
The Crazy Bitch feels a need to be reborn … and Mad Bitch head our way

While they all say Nasty Bitch is rather nice … crossing her is not quite the right way!

So Super Mega Momma Bitch on this your wonderful day.

We honour you and thank you … for bringing us together to play.

Toaster
7th July 2010, 19:06
Ohhhhhhhhhh, tempting thought that one. Pretty sure something can be arranged :yes:

I might have to postpone that catch-up on that ride this weekend Anne. Sadly my much beloved Grandad died suddenly last night. It was unexpected but he was 90. We are flying down to Wellington this Saturday for the funeral.

Mom
7th July 2010, 20:47
I might have to postpone that catch-up on that ride this weekend Anne. Sadly my much beloved Grandad died suddenly last night. It was unexpected but he was 90. We are flying down to Wellington this Saturday for the funeral.

Oh, that is sad news Cam. I am so sorry to hear that. Hug you next time I see you instead, then we can go for a ride.

Laava
8th July 2010, 21:46
Happy birhday Anne. Much belated love from me and MamaJo here in Oz! See you guys in the fullness etc!

Toaster
9th July 2010, 15:54
Oh, that is sad news Cam. I am so sorry to hear that. Hug you next time I see you instead, then we can go for a ride.

Sounds great Anne, and thanks for the sentiments too.

MyGSXF
9th July 2010, 22:51
Gaddammit.. another thread I have only just found.... :slap: I gotta get out more.... :shutup:

Wishing you a very belated & very happy birthday, you gorgeous woman you.. hope you had a very happy day!!! & that man of yours spoiled you rotten :shifty:

lotsa :love: xxxx

stify
10th July 2010, 01:19
far out...don't come here for a while and mom all of a sudden is 50 for fark's sake...next thing you know maha is 48 and and and......happy belated hatching day, hope to be up your way soon with me little one all goin well

Mom
10th July 2010, 08:12
Gaddammit.. another thread I have only just found.... :slap: I gotta get out more.... :shutup:

Wishing you a very belated & very happy birthday, you gorgeous woman you.. hope you had a very happy day!!! & that man of yours spoiled you rotten :shifty:

lotsa :love: xxxx


far out...don't come here for a while and mom all of a sudden is 50 for fark's sake...next thing you know maha is 48 and and and......happy belated hatching day, hope to be up your way soon with me little one all goin well


Thanks guys, was a wonderful day shared with friends and family. Be good to catch up young stiff one