View Full Version : At what age does a woman become a Cougar?
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 16:27
Help me settle an ongoing argument. Is a cougar 30 & over 30 or 40 & over?
Or, none of the above?!
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 16:31
I would say over 40....
Out of interest, how old are you?
Ronin
6th July 2010, 16:32
Help me settle an ongoing argument. Is a cougar 30 & over 30 or 40 & over?
Or, none of the above?!
How old is Malcom?
Her_C4
6th July 2010, 16:32
Help me settle an ongoing argument. Is a cougar over 30 or over 40?
according to the comments here http://blogs.news.com.au/news/splat/index.php/news/comments/want_to_date_a_cougar_now_you_can_on_wwwdateacouga rcom/ the definition of a cougar was a woman over 40 who preyed on 20 'something' men...
But there appears to a varying amount of views on this - from 25 years onwards (if she is dating someone considerably younger). :blink:
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 16:32
How old is Malcom?
Younger than me. :p
Its the age difference aint it? not so much over what age?
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 16:39
according to the comments here http://blogs.news.com.au/news/splat/index.php/news/comments/want_to_date_a_cougar_now_you_can_on_wwwdateacouga rcom/ the definition of a cougar was a woman over 40 who preyed on 20 'something' men...
But there appears to a varying amount of views on this - from 25 years onwards (if she is dating someone considerably younger). :blink:
Its the age difference aint it? not so much over what age?
Pretty much sums up my thoughts. Malcolm and I are almost exactly 4 years apart in age difference. Not much at all really....
Crasherfromwayback
6th July 2010, 16:39
Eighteen...
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 16:40
Eighteen...
Was that how old you were when you experienced your first Cougar attack?
Out of interest, how old are you?
old enough to know better....lol
cou40gh
Crasherfromwayback
6th July 2010, 16:41
Hell no. I'm way too old, and have always looked way too old to attract them.
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 16:42
cou40gh
Just in case anyone missed it..... :whistle:
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 16:42
Hell no. I'm way too old, and have always looked way too old to attract them.
Yeah but that's only been in the last 50 years though. What did you look like in your 40's?
Just in case anyone missed it..... :whistle:
With you about....no way in hell!!!!!:Pokey:
Crasherfromwayback
6th July 2010, 16:44
Like I was 60
Murray
6th July 2010, 16:49
Yeah but that's only been in the last 50 years though. What did you look like in your first 40?
Sorry just had to correct your text there
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 16:51
Sorry just had to correct your text there
No, no. Let me explain.... Pete is in his 90's....
Got it now.... ;)
Crasherfromwayback
6th July 2010, 16:55
No, no. Let me explain....the number of hot women Pete has fully satisfied is in the 90's....
Got it now.... ;)
They sure did.
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 16:56
They sure did.
:killingme
<fucking brilliant>
Trudes
6th July 2010, 17:00
Are you a bit worried about being labelled Hels?
I say "who gives a fuck as long as you're both having fun".
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 17:03
Are you a bit worried about being labelled Hels?
I say "who gives a fuck as long as you're both having fun".
Nah, not really but there is an ongoing argument on Thursday where some of the guy's say 30+ and some say 40+. I say I am not as there is only 4 year difference between us.... Anyway why would I care when I am turning 21 this year... :mellow:
Trudes
6th July 2010, 17:04
Exactly!! 21 rocks!! ;) :laugh:
Crasherfromwayback
6th July 2010, 17:07
I'm 21
With 22 years experience
Mental Trousers
6th July 2010, 17:37
Help me settle an ongoing argument. Is a cougar 30 & over 30 or 40 & over?
Or, none of the above?!
Don't worry darlin, you don't qualify yet!!
Remember, you're only as young as the [guy/girl] you feel.
I believe this was debated on the Rock a while back and they came to the conclusion that 35 is the absolute lowest limit.
Trudes
6th July 2010, 17:49
Wicked!! So I still have another year to trawl for young men!!!! :drool: :laugh:
(Only kidding honey ;))
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 18:10
Don't worry darlin, you don't qualify yet!!
Remember, you're only as young as the [guy/girl] you feel.
I believe this was debated on the Rock a while back and they came to the conclusion that 35 is the absolute lowest limit.
I would agree!
Wicked!! So I still have another year to trawl for young men!!!! :drool: :laugh:
(Only kidding honey ;))
And I still have another 14..... :laugh:
slofox
6th July 2010, 18:16
I don't think there's any woman alive who would be old enough to turn me into cougar bait...bloody missed out AGAIN!
ajturbo
6th July 2010, 18:25
Help me settle an ongoing argument. Is a cougar 30 & over 30 or 40 & over?
Or, none of the above?!
your one now babe..... mmmmmmmm
No matter what the age, Cougar starts when the fruit is no longer ripe.
OutForADuck
6th July 2010, 18:35
Now last night I was given a formula... a Cougar is apparently over 40 and dating a man that is half her age + 7 years or less, so for a 40 year old a 27 year old etc etc.
So there ya go.. out at the good ol'10 years younger rule that has always been around really :)
Absolutely confusing, I prefer the term toy boy myself :yes:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :innocent:
whats the male equivilant a pervert??
PrincessBandit
6th July 2010, 18:50
No matter what the age, Cougar starts when the fruit is no longer ripe.
"The fruit is no longer ripe"???? I just thought that was caused by me taking off my bike boots after a long ride!
I think you can be a cougar as soon as you can curl your lip and let out a throaty snarl but it's cross between scary and sexy all at the same time. I fit the age bracket but am too much of a satisfied old cat to be tempted by fresh young mice.
whats the male equivilant a pervert??
Robin Brooke.
Usarka
6th July 2010, 19:10
I don't think there's any woman alive who would be old enough to turn me into cougar bait...bloody missed out AGAIN!
Alive is over rated...... :mellow:
GOONR
6th July 2010, 19:20
whats the male equivilant a pervert??
Lucky?
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No matter what the age, Cougar starts when the fruit is no longer ripe.
Well therein lies the problem EJK, you are comparing women to fruit, which go rotten over the passing of time. I prefer to compare them to fine wine and cheese....they only get better with age!!!!
Ya dont compare to a motherfucker when ya bang a granny!
Genie
6th July 2010, 20:25
Well therein lies the problem EJK, you are comparing women to fruit, which go rotten over the passing of time. I prefer to compare them to fine wine and cheese....they only get better with age!!!!
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A little bit like scotch?? So now you're a connoisseur of women as well as wine and cheese...hmmm
A little bit like scotch?? So now you're a connoisseur of women as well as wine and cheese...hmmm
A connoisseur of all things good in life....not just scotch,wine,cheese and women...
Jackal
6th July 2010, 20:56
:whocares:Had this same discussion at work the other day. I am at an age to not have to worry about cougers as I don't think there are many 75 year old cougers out there! Anyhow......a 32 year old female at work advised me a couger is 40+ who chases younger men and a 30 to 40 year old woman chasing younger men is a puma.................
Str8 Jacket
6th July 2010, 21:01
I don't think we should allow someone by the name of 'Jackal' to comment..... ;)
Jonathan
7th July 2010, 01:26
Heard this at work:
30-40 Puma
40-50 Cougar
50-60 Jaguar
60-70 SABRETOOTH(!)
Jonathan
7th July 2010, 01:34
whats the male equivilant a pervert??
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/11/27/633949072112678385-DoubleStandards.jpg
tri boy
7th July 2010, 07:03
So, if your banging one of these cougar girlies, and, while pounding away, ask her "who's ya daddy?"
What would the reply be? Certainly not the young bloke doing the business surely.:scratch:
Hopeful Bastard
7th July 2010, 09:23
Doesnt matter what age... But presumably, this is bought up from the show on tonight?? "cougar town"?
A cougar can even be a 27 yr old if she is dating an 17yr old guy.. Mind you, The guys mates would just call him lucky!
Str8 Jacket
7th July 2010, 11:41
Doesnt matter what age... But presumably, this is bought up from the show on tonight?? "cougar town"?
Actually no, I bought it up because we often have discussions about this on the Thurs night drinks and opinions are split. That and I am trying to organise my birthday this year and would like to be able to say that I am NOT a cougar!! lol
Edbear
7th July 2010, 12:28
Actually no, I bought it up because we often have discussions about this on the Thurs night drinks and opinions are split. That and I am trying to organise my birthday this year and would like to be able to say that I am NOT a cougar!! lol
Are you sure you're not mixing age with intent? I thought a Couger was an older woman "preying" on younger men. So it's not your age per se, but what you are doing at your age... :yes:
Crasherfromwayback
7th July 2010, 14:46
Actually no, I bought it up because we often have discussions about this on the Thurs night drinks and opinions are split. That and I am trying to organise my birthday this year and would like to be able to say that I am NOT a cougar!! lol
How come you girls get a fancy name like 'Cougar', and because my GF is 19 years younger than me I simply get called a dirty old man?!:innocent:
Genie
7th July 2010, 17:24
Are you sure you're not mixing age with intent? I thought a Couger was an older woman "preying" on younger men. So it's not your age per se, but what you are doing at your age... :yes:
yes...this is my perception of a cougar. "Preying" being the operative word.
Str8 Jacket
7th July 2010, 17:43
How come you girls get a fancy name like 'Cougar', and because my GF is 19 years younger than me I simply get called a dirty old man?!:innocent:
Ya see, I wasn't going to mention that..... ;)
HenryDorsetCase
7th July 2010, 18:06
How come you girls get a fancy name like 'Cougar', and because my GF is 19 years younger than me I simply get called a dirty old man?!:innocent:
dirty old man or lucky lucky bastard?
its all in the attitude....
Crasherfromwayback
7th July 2010, 18:30
I consider myself very lucky! And dirty.
Genie
7th July 2010, 18:31
then go and have a shower!
cmoore
7th July 2010, 18:45
a cougar is a) over 40 and b) chasing men younger then 40....so they are not separable, being over 40 doesn't make you a cougar....and chasing younger men doesn't...but being over 40 and chasing younger men does....and good on them......
Rogue Rider
7th July 2010, 18:45
Cougars.................. OMG, there are just so many cougars now, and hey, sounds like they do well. They don't play silly games, they just get right down to business and no kiddy teeny immature nonsence.........
I can see why some would like the challenge of the youngie clubbers, but sometimes, cougar alley is a much more intrepid feline journey of discovery...... Not speaking from experience but, only from info from jouvie mates who seem to know the circuit well. Personally, me faithful loyal lion to my lioness and pride. Hell hath no fury like a lioness pissed wid u wif dem big narly teeth........ they do's some serious damage in your sleep if you get caught doggin around I bet.
Sandbar....Friday Night...Cougars in Action...
Me, just one of them dirty old men
sinfull
7th July 2010, 22:40
yes...this is my perception of a cougar. "Preying" being the operative word. Justification being another !
Genie
8th July 2010, 08:40
Justification being another !
Justification...please explain that to me or was that another bourbon moment you were having.
aprilia_RS250
8th July 2010, 09:29
INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)
Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.
If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.
Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.
aprilia_RS250
8th July 2010, 09:29
INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)
Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.
If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.
Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.
Genie
8th July 2010, 09:37
INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)
Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.
If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.
Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.
You know something funny...this might just work too!!!!
Genestho
8th July 2010, 09:50
INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)
Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.
If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.
Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.
HAH! How I laugh :lol:.....a real Cougar doesn't want chitchat, if it were me, (EDIT: which it wouldn't be!) I'd be saying "cook your own damn breakfast boy"!
Sheesh, next you'd be wanting your washing done too!? :bleh:
Hopeful Bastard
8th July 2010, 13:00
How come you girls get a fancy name like 'Cougar', and because my GF is 19 years younger than me I simply get called a dirty old man?!:innocent:
Nope.. Alligator so i hear?? O.o
You know something funny...this might just work too!!!!
Where is my spare helmet????
That jus dont sound right given the subject that is being discussed!!!
Genie
8th July 2010, 14:01
Where is my spare helmet????
That jus dont sound right given the subject that is being discussed!!!
at your age a cougar for you.....hmmmm a lady in her late 60's?????
2wheeldrifter
8th July 2010, 14:12
INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)
Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.
If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.
Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.
Sweet mother of god I'm getting myself a sidecar!!! :chase:
Brownbikerbabe
8th July 2010, 14:24
INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)
Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.
If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.
Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.
Bwwwahahahaaahahaaa...that was funny to read!
I know a couger, rip ya fucken eyes out at 10 paces with those claws then beat ya to death with that tounge....:yes:
Crasherfromwayback
8th July 2010, 14:47
I know a couger, rip ya fucken eyes out at 10 paces with those claws then beat ya to death with that tounge....:yes:
Which tongue? Her Budgie Tongue? Yikes!!!
Deano
8th July 2010, 14:55
How come you girls get a fancy name like 'Cougar', and because my GF is 19 years younger than me I simply get called a dirty old man?!:innocent:
You've been dying for a thread to skite in eh ?
Crasherfromwayback
8th July 2010, 15:06
Aye. Show's you can still be an old dog and learn new tricks though.
Which tongue? Her Budgie Tongue? Yikes!!!
.....and he was a she, take a walk on the wild side and the coloured girls go........
Crasherfromwayback
8th July 2010, 15:29
Do dee do...
.....and he was a she, take a walk on the wild side and the coloured girls go........
Is that your anthem Mark.....Did someone make you a man
:whistle:whistlin Lola in the background:buggerd:
Sheesh, next you'd be wanting your washing done too!? :bleh:
Don't forget the ironing either!!!
neels
8th July 2010, 19:09
I think I'm probably a bit old to be cougar bait too, why weren't they around when I was a youngun :angry:
It was my understanding that the definition applies to a woman mid thirties upwards that likes younger men, like an aquaintance of ours in her mid forties that seems to have a thing for 20 something men, and wonders why it doesn't last.
I guess my wife would be cougar material, if she didn't have me :innocent: Instead she seems to be generally considered a MILF which is probably not a lot better.
I guess my wife would be cougar material, if she didn't have me :innocent: Instead she seems to be generally considered a MILF which is probably not a lot better.
You mean instead of "which is probably not a lot better" replace it with "which definitely means she is hot" lol!!
Deano
9th July 2010, 17:56
Alternative INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET YOUNG CHICKS IF YOU'RE A BIKER (MIGHT COST A DRINK OR THREE UNLESS THEY ARE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY
Get on your bike and ride it to the pub after 9.00pm, park outside any of the young chickie bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him and his bike along, you'll need him cause young chicks travel in pairs, or groups.
Be smart and cocky to all the young chicks that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because young chicks want to rebel against their dad's, with that "born to be wild image" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point.
Treat tham bad and offer them a very fast ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll grab your nuts trying to hang on in their drunken state. Their never too pissed and if they fall off don't stop.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off. Don't give them your number.
If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them straight home by where they would have already decided how bad they will let you treat them, what they are going to cook you for breakfast the next morning.
Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique "smashing it hard and treating it bad".........
Ratti
9th July 2010, 19:49
Over 40...
Not that I would know:shifty:
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