Family Values

[Headbanger]

Caravan-Many Thousands
Camp fees, food, clothing, fuel-$700
Being stuck in a caravan with 2 kids and the wife for 4 days of miserable weather in fuck-me-dead-this shithole-is-boring-Ohakune watching an endless loop of Wigglies dvd's-PRICELESS

[Swoop]

Could be worse. You could be in Raetihi.

That IS a shithole.


Caravans are only used by poor, starving students to doss in, between skiing and being at the pub.

[Bald Eagle]

PRICELESS ... don't you mean WORTHLESS

[Maha]

Could be worse. You could be in Raetihi.

That IS a shithole.


Caravans are only used by poor, starving students to doss in, between skiing and being at the pub.

I understand Raetihi has great pies?

[Headbanger]

Caravans are only used by poor, starving students to doss in, between skiing and being at the pub.

Fuck no, My caravan is about 20 trillion times better then a motel unit.

[Stirts]

PRICELESS ... don't you mean WORTHLESS

BOREDSHITLESS more like

[nallac]

Fuck no, My caravan is about 20 trillion times better then a motel unit.


with any luck a Motel unit wouldn't of had a DVD player=no wiggles

[Headbanger]

with any luck a Motel unit wouldn't of had a DVD player=no wiggles

My kids could ruin a man in a weekend with nothing to distract them, God Bless the Wiggles, God Bless them all.

[Bald Eagle]

Uses for Wiggles DVDs

1. Insomnia cure
2. Interrogation
3. Laxative
4. Drink coasters.

[Stirts]

Anyway....what's wrong with the Wiggles?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89mO8ldydFo

[Headbanger]

Fuck the Wiggles, Fuck em all the way to hell.

[PrincessBandit]

Wiggles? When my kids were little it was endless Thomas the Tank Engine (although Balu was more than happy about that!)

[Crasherfromwayback]

That'll learn ya for breeding.

[Headbanger]

Wiggles? When my kids were little it was endless Thomas the Tank Engine (although Balu was more than happy about that!)

Well, when I was little it was a thick ear, and if I didn't find somewhere else to be then it was another thick ear.

[Murray]

Well, when I was little it was a thick ear, and if I didn't find somewhere else to be then it was another thick ear.

So does that make you thick between the ears???

[2wheeldrifter]

Jezz Headbanger I had the notion that you were a sick little pervert who sit around watching porn all day on his big screen.... but a wife and two kids in a carvan on holiday!! :blink:


Damn you have got a big closet! :)

Anyhow WTF made you go to carrot town....?

[Usarka]

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh65/mungchamp/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

[Grubber]

So does that make you thick between the ears???

Stuck in a caravan with wife and kids during 3 day storm, and in Ohakune.......what do you think?

[Grubber]

I recall being stuck in a cabin when touring on the bike for about 3 days. Outside it was -3 and pouring with rain, not to mention the gale force winds.
That wasn't the worst bit.....it was in Invercargill!!!!!

[Headbanger]

Jezz Headbanger I had the notion that you were a sick little pervert who sit around watching porn all day on his big screen.... but a wife and two kids in a carvan on holiday!! :blink:


Damn you have got a big closet! :)

Anyhow WTF made you go to carrot town....?

The Mountain.

We did manage to get up there, Luckily it was blizzard conditions, It kicked our arses and we retreated at great haste.

Back to the caravan, turned the heater on, Popped another Wiggles DVD in the player.

[2wheeldrifter]

http://timnovate.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/the20wiggles.jpg
Here's looking at you :)

[Mom]

Caravan-Many Thousands
Camp fees, food, clothing, fuel-$700
Being stuck in a caravan with 2 kids and the wife for 4 days of miserable weather in fuck-me-dead-this shithole-is-boring-Ohakune watching an endless loop of Wigglies dvd's-PRICELESS

No, that is a cake walk.
Caravan - Many thousands
Camp fees, food, clothing, fuel-much more than $700
Being stuck in a caravan with 3 kids and the dick head you used to be maried to, for 4 days of miserable weather in fuck-me-dead-this shithole-is-overrated and expensive-Taupo and in a bid to avoid a lenghty prison term for murdering the lot of them, actually paying money to go and watch POKEMON - The Movie :pinch:

[Headbanger]

Just for the record....

http://jurgensdemolition.co.nz/mrc/familyguy.jpg

[Genie]

Bourbon.......

[scumdog]

Caravan-Many Thousands
Camp fees, food, clothing, fuel-$700
Being stuck in a caravan with 2 kids and the wife for 4 days of miserable weather in fuck-me-dead-this shithole-is-boring-Ohakune watching an endless loop of Wigglies dvd's-PRICELESS

Enjoy!:D:devil2:

[2wheeldrifter]

Bourbon.......

Well I am hoping the missis is carring the chilly bin like a good woman should!

[MIXONE]

Well I am hoping the missis is carring the chilly bin like a good woman should!

And paying to fill it in the first place!

[zealchick]

So does that make you thick between the ears???

Sounds like slow torture to me...... when does one call it a day and head home??

[Bren]

Be glad it's the Wiggles, and not Barney as it was when my kids were that age!!!!

[MadDuck]

That'll learn ya for breeding.

That was my first reaction. Little Headbangers rocking to the Wiggles is kind of a scary image

[98tls]

Fuck me mate,your Mrs must be blind or you are genuinely one of those one in 10 billion genuine nice guys.

[Headbanger]

Fuck me mate,your Mrs must be blind or you are genuinely one of those one in 10 billion genuine nice guys.

Shes intelligent, beautiful, and has perfect eyesight.

So I reckon she must be a bit mad.

[98tls]

Shes intelligent, beautiful, and has perfect eyesight.

So I reckon she must be a bit mad. Indeed,and no doubt very thankful the young un inherited her good looks,great pic.

[oldrider]

If you wanted hot dry weather you could have gone to Afghanistan or Iraq, probably for less and longer! (perhaps!) :mellow:

[98tls]

If you wanted hot dry weather you could have gone to Afghanistan or Iraq, probably for less and longer! (perhaps!) :mellow:

Tell them your depressed and have a truck licence,no doubt they will pay for your airfare.

[=cJ=]

I understand Raetihi has great pies?

Sadly, I think clowns cafe has shut its doors... :crybaby:

[98tls]

Sadly, I think clowns cafe has shut its doors... :crybaby:

Pies cant have been all that then eh.

[MIXONE]

At least you've got a computer.Trying doing 8 hours in a car with your 8 year old daughter playing Spice Girls non stop.
The tape couldn't be found for the return trip.:innocent:

[Swampdonkey]

Ohakune....boring. And you live in Wanganui.....fark. Entertainment capital of NZ

[98tls]

Ohakune....boring. And you live in Wanganui.....fark. Entertainment capital of NZ

Thats entertainment with an H.

[Headbanger]

Pies cant have been all that then eh.

They opened an outlet in Wanganui, a cunning move I reckon.

[Headbanger]

At least you've got a computer.Trying doing 8 hours in a car with your 8 year old daughter playing Spice Girls non stop.
The tape couldn't be found for the return trip.:innocent:

Guess then I shouldn't mention the DVD player installed in my truck, which meant on the drive home today we all got to enjoy....more Wiggles DVD's.

It really made towing a caravan through the parapara that much more enjoyable.

[scissorhands]

Sometimes I wish I was still a stoner, even shit days can be enjoyable

[98tls]

They opened an outlet in Wanganui, a cunning move I reckon.

Explains the colour of that river then i guess.

[Swoop]

I understand Raetihi has great pies?
I spent a week in Raetihi one afternoon. Turned around and got the fuck out of there quickly.
:scooter:

Anyhow WTF made you go to carrot town....?
Raetihi isn't the carrot town. That would be Ohakune, and at least things happen there in deepest winter.

[tri boy]

I understand Raetihi has great pies?

Would travel from Wanga's to Raetihi for pie in the eighties.
Twas "Hair Pie" though.
With a bit of fish too if i recall......