Leather jackets - Things you never learned about.

[Blackshear]

Firstly, I want to tell anyone out there who doesn't know this, as I would have appreciated the same.

IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN FISTICUFFS, TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN JACKET.

Had a wee scrap in the shopping mall about half an hour ago, and it all started with an innocent 'what?'
"I said, you're fucking gay, got it?"
'Beg pardon?'
"YOU'RE FUCKING GAY"
So, like a man, I slapped his face. Tried to throw a proper punch, but all I got was a glancing forearm shot :mellow:
Elbow shot? Nope, what power there was left in it was destroyed by the elbow padding.

I could only laugh as he hooked into me, but I learned a valuable lesson.

Take off your damn jacket. You end up looking like a dick for landing a slap, and only a slap.

THAT IS ALL

I saw the hand print on his face as I left the mall, after buying my starburst squirts :love:

[98tls]

A simple headbutt would have sorted it.Why you fellas bother with all the arm waving shits beyond me.

[Blackshear]

A simple headbutt would have sorted it.Why you fellas bother with all the arm waving shits beyond me.

I was inside. Don'tcha know it's manners to take off your hat indoors?
I'll bet you rest your shoes on the coffee table, too.

[Neshi]

So you blame your leather jacket for not being able to throw a punch?

[Rogue Rider]

Why punch, just add more insult to injury................. He prob still sleeps with his mother and sister in dargaville lol...

[mattian]

crikey bro..... trouble seems to find you lately. Was this in Glenfield mall?

[Blackshear]

So you blame your leather jacket for not being able to throw a punch?
Definitely. I can't even reach the eye-level shelf at supermarkets without leaning back and going tippy-toes.


Why punch, just add more insult to injury................. He prob still sleeps with his mother and sister in dargaville lol...
Ha ha, nah man I just hugged his waist till he buggered off.

crikey bro..... trouble seems to find you lately. Was this in Glenfield mall?

I'm a pretty relaxed guy, just don't like people pointing fingers in my face or calling me gay. Highpoint mall, thankfully. About 100 people less to see me fail ha ha.

[Mully]

I thought you were meant to take your shirt off to dance??

Have I been led astray??

[Blackshear]

I thought you were meant to take your shirt off to dance??

Have I been led astray??

Lol, that would have been worse than slapping another man.

[98tls]

Why punch, just add more insult to injury................. He prob still sleeps with his mother and sister in dargaville lol... May the force be with him.

[oldrider]

Careful with that seriously "threatening to injure, then taking your jacket off" lurk!

If you did that to me seriously, as soon as you were trapped in your half off jacket, you would be on the deck!

I would find it easier to apologise for getting it wrong by you than weeping about getting it wrong by me!

You made the call, take the consequences of your actions, personal responsibility and all that! :yes:

Not a good call! :oi-grr:

Edit: I forgot to add, once upon a time!

[98tls]

I was inside. Don'tcha know it's manners to take off your hat indoors?
I'll bet you rest your shoes on the coffee table, too. Well then.

[piston broke]

I thought you were meant to take your shirt off to dance??

Have I been led astray??

is that you youngdean

yep sorry mully you have been led ashtray

[Blackshear]

Careful with that seriously "threatening to injure, then taking your jacket off" lurk!

If you did that to me seriously, as soon as you were trapped in your half off jacket, you would be on the deck!

I would find it easier to apologise for getting it wrong by you than weeping about getting it wrong by me!

You made the call, take the consequences of your actions, personal responsibility and all that! :yes:

Not a good call! :oi-grr:

Edit: I forgot to add, once upon a time!

Don't worry mate, you'd get a pretty good head start anyway, the tag on my zipper is knackered.

Live and learn eh. Next time, unzip the jacket before entering the mall :shifty:

[98tls]

Don't worry mate, you'd get a pretty good head start anyway, the tag on my zipper is knackered.

Live and learn eh. Next time, unzip the jacket before entering the mall :shifty:

That or remember to remove the lippy before an outing eh.

[AllanB]

I'm a bit confused. Surely there is a better way at deciding if a guy you like the looks of is queer other than yelling 'you're fucking gay' at him?

But I jest.

I learnt years ago if you're getting into a fight then disable them as quickly as possible with any means available, including a whack in the nuts.

[98tls]

I'm a bit confused. Surely there is a better way at deciding if a guy you like the looks of is queer other than yelling 'you're fucking gay' at him?

But I jest.

I learnt years ago if you're getting into a fight then disable them as quickly as possible with any means available, including a whack in the nuts. For the love of god one more time,no need to touch there nuts:sick:Whilst there ranting simply break there nose with your forehead whilst there ranting,if your good at it you dont even have to lose any ale outta the glass.Big,small,tall,short no matter,everybody has a hard forehead.

[CookMySock]

Why punch, just add more insult to injury................. He prob still sleeps with his mother and sister in dargaville lol...Nah he's here for his poppa...

Steve

[Blackshear]

I'm a bit confused. Surely there is a better way at deciding if a guy you like the looks of is queer other than yelling 'you're fucking gay' at him?

But I jest.

I learnt years ago if you're getting into a fight then disable them as quickly as possible with any means available, including a whack in the nuts.

I dunno - ask him that. He called me gay!
He wasn't going to hurt me much, I was even too heavy for him to lift me.

A punch in the nose works wonders, too, if the balls are defended.

[Shadows]

He called you a queer... and so you slapped him?

Priceless!

[onearmedbandit]

He called you a queer... and so you slapped him?

Priceless!

Saying 'Ooooo you bitch' didn't help his cause much either.

[Fatjim]

so this is what little people have to put up with, people getting lippy to them.

[Reckless]

He called you a queer... and so you slapped him?

Priceless!

Then took a couple of punches and posted about a fight he lost on a biker site??

UMMM what did he call you again???

[Gremlin]

talk about ruining the rep of bikers. "Call them names mate, they'll try to slap you" :no:

[pzkpfw]

Was the pink jacket the problem in the first place?

[Swoop]

Was the pink jacket the problem in the first place?
Probably the arse-less chaps.
Nothing else screams "bang my botty, big boy".

[HenryDorsetCase]

Definitely. I can't even reach the eye-level shelf at supermarkets without leaning back and going tippy-toes.


Ha ha, nah man I just hugged his waist till he buggered off.


I'm a pretty relaxed guy, just don't like people pointing fingers in my face or calling me gay. Highpoint mall, thankfully. About 100 people less to see me fail ha ha.

If someone waves a finger in your face, you grab that finger, bend it, and their arm bacwards, step to the side, force their hand up behind their back, trip them on the side whre their hand is, i.e. if its their right hand trip their right leg, and drive their head into the floor with your full bodyweight on their back. takes less time to do than to type.

You're welcome

or just hit them with your handbag

[Dogboy900]

Probably the arse-less chaps.
Nothing else screams "bang my botty, big boy".

Arent chaps by definition arse-less?

Hope you werent hurt Blackshear. I would like to say my advice would be to walk away (and it still is) but I think I would have swung for him too. Remember hit him in the soft bits you don't break your hand that way ;)