Whats the difference?

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Originally Posted by WINJA
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A JOB? THE JOB STILL SUCKS AFTER 2 YEARS


Whats the difference between Italians and toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

(told by a WWII veteran)

[XTC]

What's the difference between a fish and a bicycle?
They can both swim, except for the bicycle.

What's the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby

[Biff]

What's the difference between an earth mover and a giraffe?

Ones got hydraulics the other has high bollocks.

[Hitcher]

What's the difference between a duck?

It's got one leg both the same and when it walks its head wobbles together.