LOL! Caption this!

[Edbear]

Didn't notice when taking the pic! :innocent:212647

[FJRider]

Blonde caught on camera in a compromising position... bystander (in silly hat) looks the other way ...

[rustic101]

Didn't notice when taking the pic! :innocent:212647

'Olay'

"O, its a cream not an instruction"

[rustic101]

Didn't notice when taking the pic! :innocent:212647

"O, its a cream not an instruction"

[Edbear]

Nice legs, shame about the face...?

[avgas]

Its one of those M.C.Escher paintings isn't it?

[MSTRS]

Ed's special glasses, with the miracle reflector on the inside, if angled just the right way...

[BoristheBiter]

What hat??

[Edbear]

What hat??

If you stare at the picture long enough you will see a man in a hat...

[Grubber]

"Where the hell did that creme bun go, oh yea, should have guessed, the fat guy with the glasses and funny hat has got it"

[BoristheBiter]

If you stare at the picture long enough you will see a man in a hat...

What man?? i can't get passed the blond, on her back, legs in air.

[BoristheBiter]

Actualy it looks like she has just turned over to let one rip.

[Edbear]

"Where the hell did that creme bun go, oh yea, should have guessed, the fat guy with the glasses and funny hat has got it"

:innocent: :laugh: :laugh: :bleh:


What man?? i can't get passed the blond, on her back, legs in air.

Happens to me all the time... women swoon when they see me... :yes: :msn-wink:

[mashman]

She won't call me 4 eyes again...

[Swoop]

If you want to get ahead, get a hat!

[Ronin]

So how long do I leave the Veet stuff on?

[Stirts]

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[Ronin]

Now somewhere around here is a Douche Bag

[mashman]

Herbal Essences - It works!

[scumdog]

You're not meant to try them feminine items for size in the store.....what was she thinking?

[rustyrobot]

Another lady bowled over by Ed's new hat.

[Mom]

If I look like I am interested on the products on the bottom shelf, manouver a little bit more this way, I can catch the cool breeze off the aircon duct under this cabinet, that will cool things down well, and no one will be any the wiser.

OMG :gob: What on earth was she thinking?

[Edbear]

If I look like I am interested on the products on the bottom shelf, manouver a little bit more this way, I can catch the cool breeze off the aircon duct under this cabinet, that will cool things down well, and no one will be any the wiser.

OMG :gob: What on earth was she thinking?

She wasn't thinking about modesty that's for sure...

[scumdog]

"If you saw what I saw you would be grinning too - it's this hat y'know, it's a winner"

[rustic101]

OMG, if only I had wore knickers to work I would not have slipped!!!

[rustyrobot]

I love that you can see the 'slippery surface' sign in the NEXT aisle. And is that guy standing there (with arms folded) to warn people about slipping or because he thinks someone is about to steal a hat?

[Edbear]

I love that you can see the 'slippery surface' sign in the NEXT aisle. And is that guy standing there (with arms folded) to warn people about slipping or because he thinks someone is about to steal a hat?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :niceone:

[Fatt Max]

BREAKING NEWS – Dodgy Biker and Drunk Blond Chick in Failed Attempt to Rob North Auckland Supermarket….

Police north of Auckland are on the hunt for a very strange looking man with a dead tortoise on his head who tried to steal an entire display of the popular Spanish supporters sex cream Oil Of Olay….

The suspect was accompanied by a blond female who was said to be under the influence of alcohol. Local publicans however disagree as she was not known to have been drinking in the area. One who wished to remain nameless said “She must have snogged the dodgy bloke with the crap hat and got drunk that way, he is a well known piss head in these parts". Dave Beergut, landlord of he Poohole Tavern also went on to say that the suspect ‘walked funny’ and smelt of ‘motorbike parts’.

The only known witness was Mr Rangeet Singh, general manager of the store who was standing by the door on a little black mat. Unfortunately, someone cut his head off so his statement is inadmissible as yet. The public have been asked to be on the lookout for a small brown head with a red dot in the middle. Anyone that finds it is asked not to take it to Farmers and ask what the sale price is.

The male robber is described as funny looking with a T shirt that reads ‘Hooligan’ which is Maori for ‘Twat in a Hat’.

The female has a cracking arse, could suck a golf ball through a garden hose and, by the looks of her pose, is no stranger to a bit of ‘get down and dirty with me’ action after half a glass of cider and a sherbet fizz bomb.

Any information relating to the whereabouts of these fugitives should call PC EdBear at Orewa Police Station on 0800-CRAPHAT.

Keep ‘em peeled people….

[Edbear]

I've given out far too much rep lately and I can't give anymore for a while!

I think we've found a winner, don't you..?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :killingme:killingme:killingme: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Can anyone top this..?

[MSTRS]

I thought you were looking for a caption? What might we have ended up with if you'd asked for a story?

FM - you, sir, have made me laugh. Lots.

[Maha]

Always best to pivot when farting.

[Edbear]

I thought you were looking for a caption? What might we have ended up with if you'd asked for a story?

FM - you, sir, have made me laugh. Lots.

Sorry, you're right of course, maybe we need two categories. Can anyone match FM, though? That could be hard...

[Edbear]

Always best to pivot when farting.

Now there's a thought. How does one fart elegantly...? :blink:

[Maha]

Now there's a thought. How does one fart elegantly...? :blink:

Clamp down on the chair and smother the bastard but, why would ya?

[Fatt Max]

Clamp down on the chair and smother the bastard but, why would ya?

Now if I tried that with my flabby arse, the resulting sound would make Harley Davidson rethink the whole V Twin exhaust design