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Headbanger
13th July 2010, 14:58
http://www.wanganuichronicle.co.nz/local/news/fire-destroys-petes-pies/3917181/
AllanB
13th July 2010, 15:07
"Smoke was coming out of the building from everywhere.
There was a lot of noise, like pies going off."

What the hell did he put in those pies?
Crasherfromwayback
13th July 2010, 15:07
"There was a lot of noise...like pies going off"??
Crasherfromwayback
13th July 2010, 15:08
Arrrgh...you beat me to the exploding pies!
Headbanger
13th July 2010, 15:25
That would have been the pies putting up a fight.....
Big Dave
13th July 2010, 15:28
Commiserations to owner.


Love this Place - Love this Paper?

Is there a sealed section?
Fatt Max
13th July 2010, 15:28
The single most saddest thing I have heard today.......
Big Dave
13th July 2010, 15:32
It's OK max it's just a joke - love - sealed section....oh well..
slofox
13th July 2010, 15:36
The single most saddest thing I have heard today.......

Ahhh shit - sorry FM - I was gonna tell 'em not to let you know about this...
Maha
13th July 2010, 15:38
Crumbs....!
Headbanger
13th July 2010, 16:04
Alright.

Enough.

Have some respect.

Its about the pies, People...... Think about the pies.
Big Dave
13th July 2010, 16:08
Think about the money the DHB will save. Coronaries, hypertension, cholesterol levels. They should replace it with a salad stall.
Maha
13th July 2010, 16:10
Alright.

Enough.

Have some respect.

Its about the pies, People...... Think about the pies.

The pies are one thing but its Fatt Max that im concerned about, fuck knows what he'll do?
Hes probably cowering in the corner at this very moment.
Genie
13th July 2010, 16:12
The single most saddest thing I have heard today.......

My condolances....
Genie
13th July 2010, 16:15
Best we all rally round and give the man one of these.....

http://porkpiers.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pie2.jpg

and one of these:grouphug:
Big Dave
13th July 2010, 16:38
Best we all rally round and give the man one of these.....

and one of these:grouphug:

Not ever, never, ever. Ever.
imdying
13th July 2010, 16:47
Come out of the closet dave, we all know you like to cuddle.
Big Dave
13th July 2010, 16:51
Come out of the closet dave, we all know you like to cuddle.

If you are fine, female and named Co-pilot no closeting is necessary.

If you are fat, foreign and named Max you may as well buy shares in Ikea.
Pussy
13th July 2010, 17:43
Think about the money the DHB will save. Coronaries, hypertension, cholesterol levels. They should replace it with a salad stall.

Have some respect, David!!

Bloody PRIMO pies from that shop.
nadroj
13th July 2010, 17:46
I wonder if he lost his "brew" as well.... Pete will do that hard!
Big Dave
13th July 2010, 17:50
Have some respect, David!!



No way Jose - winding up wind up merchants is a moral duty.
Fatt Max
13th July 2010, 17:52
Is there anywhere I can send a card, a wreath or donation of some kind.

The demise of any pie shop is always sad. I am happy to pay for a monument, statue, some kind of erection, to mark the spot.

Yes Big Dave I am fat. Yes Big Dave I am foreign (I'll leave the Empire argument alone for this exercise). But as for closets from IKEA.......well, go f**k yourself there son...!!! There is no way I would ever buy a closet from there, cant get a freaking parking space to begin with and they are made from that compressed cardboard which is crap. As soon as you get some bro-mantic man jizz on it they disintergrate. Give me a good, solid, hard one from Early Settler.

But, I can only weep with despair at this most awful of news.......and my focus group does not meet until next Monday, how shall I cope......

Oh and Dave, if you do fancy a bit of 'Reach and Fiddle', you know where you can find me, no pressure....
Big Dave
13th July 2010, 17:58
Well roll me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.

More of a galvanised metal and chipboard kinda man.
Pussy
13th July 2010, 18:10
No way Jose - winding up wind up merchants is a moral duty.

Clearly, Mr Cohen, you have never sampled the gastronomical delight that Pete's Pies were.
I would hope you show some sensitivity, especially to Fatt Max.
VERY sad news
Headbanger
13th July 2010, 18:11
Well roll me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.



Fuuny enough most of the real-world lezbos I have come across hate men, and would take great offense at being presented with one coated in honey for their pleasure.
Fatt Max
13th July 2010, 18:13
Fuuny enough most of the real-world lezbos I have come across hate men, and would take great offense at being presented with one coated in honey for their pleasure.

Fair comment, but feck me lightly I would give it a try......
Swoop
13th July 2010, 19:03
Is there anywhere I can send a card, a wreath or donation of some kind.
Pegs down for a week, as a mark of respect???
Big Dave
13th July 2010, 19:04
Clearly, Mr Cohen, you have never sampled the gastronomical delight that Pete's Pies were.
I would hope you show some sensitivity, especially to Fatt Max.
VERY sad news

Im m'own defecation m'laird, my first comment was one of commiserations to the proprietor. Max and the self confessed speed triple stresser can harden something else up besides their arteries. No, not that max, not that.
Kickaha
13th July 2010, 19:47
The single most saddest thing I have heard today.......

Fuck yeah, especially as the Wanganui fish and chip shops are fucking rubbish
blackdog
13th July 2010, 20:13
Mr Malcolm said the flames were under control in
about five minutes but it took longer to free smoke trapped
in the roof.

..

:rofl: nice :lol:

was smoke the cat? poor kitty.
Pussy
13th July 2010, 20:13
Pegs down for a week, as a mark of respect???

Good call, Swoop.
Flags at half mast around the country would be appropriate, too
Headbanger
13th July 2010, 20:15
Fuck yeah, especially as the Wanganui fish and chip shops are fucking rubbish

Fish and chips is just a shit feed, No matter where in the country its acquired.

Cheese Burgers is where its at.
tri boy
13th July 2010, 20:19
Asians will reopen it and do better pies.
Plus, the feral cat population will plumet quickly.
Lots of filthy pussy in Wanga's.
PrincessBandit
13th July 2010, 20:22
....... some kind of erection........... you get some bro-mantic man jizz on it they disintergrate. Give me a good, solid, hard one....


Oh and Dave, if you do fancy a bit of 'Reach and Fiddle', you know where you can find me, no pressure....

Mark, is that really you?????? Maaaate, you really are in a bad way over this aren't you. Cm'ere :hug:

p.s. best greasys I ever had (aka fishnchips) was at Mokau (kinda on the way to Wangas)
Headbanger
13th July 2010, 20:23
Asians can't do baking, and Petes Pies were better then good, they were legendary.

Lets hope the insurance kicks in and he rebuilds, Though if it were me I'd sell the section and buy a boat.

Then, It would be, "Look at me, I'm on a motherfuckin boat"

http://www.imagef1.net.nz/files/pies.jpg
Pussy
13th July 2010, 20:30
Petes Pies were better then good, they were legendary.




That they were. Best pies..... EVER!
tri boy
13th July 2010, 20:31
Asians can't do baking

Pol Pot would strongly disagree. Buried most, but baked a few thousand as well.........
Fatt Max
13th July 2010, 20:45
Mark, is that really you?????? Maaaate, you really are in a bad way over this aren't you. Cm'ere :hug:



Sniff........thanks mate....I....I....I just get emotional these days for no reason......sniff....thought I was beating it then......sniff.......this h..h..h..h..happened......it's just so.......so.......wrong.......sniff.....I cant help feeling vunerable like I do......sniff.......I...I....I.....it must be the change or something........all those poor pies, alone and sc...sc...sc...scared, so scared, oh no, oh my god, OH MY GOD.....WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA