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golfmade
14th July 2010, 02:15
The yearly feminists convention was being held and women from all over the globe attended. The first day several women who were first time visitors shared stories about progress they've seen at home with their husbands.

First off a woman from England got up. "I told my husband I was sick and tired of doing the dishes and cleaning up around the place all the time. I told him unless he helps out then I'm not doing anything. The first day I didn't see any progress, the second day still nothing. After a few more days he finally gave in as he had no clean clothes and started helping out."

There was a round of applause and the next woman, who was from Brazil, got up. "My husband never cooks. I always have to go to the market and buy the produce then cook it up, and on top of that he complains! So I've told him I'm only cooking my own food and if he wants something he can get it himself or at least help out. The first few days I didn't see any progress, but finally he realized his cooking is worse than mine and he has started helping me buy the produce and prepping the food."

Finally a woman from Saudi Arabia got up. "My husband never cleans, never cooks. I have gotten fed up and told him until he starts helping out that I won't be doing anything for him, including sex. The first day I didn't see any progress. The second day I still didn't see any progress. Finally by the third day I was able to see when the swelling went down, but I still didn't see any progress."