Bugjuice.. more like BIRDJUICE!

[N4CR]

While taking a spin around the waterfront tonight the mighty zxr rider got shat on.. not by a car, but the mighty SEAGULL OF DOOM! :weird:

It owned me :( as you can see in the pic - plonked it right on the visor, and to top it off mum laughed at me and said it was good luck :niceone:

How many of you have had this rather interesting experience happen before!?

[Biff]

Looks like you sneezed with your helmet on. :puke:

[bugjuice]

yuk.
least bugs aren't as messy to clean up....

[NhuanH]

:rofl: pwned, fo real!

You need :2guns: for next time: shoot that damn shittin bird straight outta the sky! I's brought some Kentucky Fried Gull home momma....

[Coyote]

Fortunately you had your visor down. The time I forgot to, I had a big black fly or bumblebee (couldn't tell) smack me between the eyes :pinch:

[John]

Tristan stop masturbating while riding I told you that you can get fined for that shit ..

btw SHAME A FESTIVE BIRD MADE A SKID DEMON ON YOUR VISOR - MAKE NOTE NOT TO DISRESPECT IN FUTURE ENTAGLEMENTS.

[Coyote]

Tristan stop masturbating while riding I told you that you can get fined for that shit ..

Dude, you should be checked out if you think it's supposed to be yellow :no:

Get well soon John

[N4CR]

Dude, you should be checked out if you think it's supposed to be yellow :no:

Get well soon John

John might be colour blind on more than just blue :lol: but still he loves dodgy stuff like that anyway. Same with that bruised yellow banana that he rides all day long :motu:

[crazylittleshit]

HOLLY SHIT MAN

[Motoracer]

At least it was just shit.

I've had a bird hit my body at high speed and fully explode on impact. Nothing happened to me and it was a quick one for the bird but what a mess...

[TonyB]

Picture this:
You are riding pillion on your mates farm bike along a country back road.
You are approaching a bridge.
You see a whole heap of ducks (maybe 20+) take off from the river before you get to the bridge.
Just before the ducks clear the bridge, they all take a synchronised dump...
...which is timed perfectly so that your mate rides straight into the incoming excrement.
Fortunately, you can duck down behind your mate and come out of the bombing run pretty much unscathed, so can laugh till you cry at your mate, who is covered in duck shit, and is screaming "WHERE'S MY F^CKING SHOT GUN WHEN I NEED IT!!!"

[N4CR]

BAHAHAAAHAHAHA! Ohhhh those buggers so coordinate their shitting ay, I have had seagulls do it to my mates back at school.. 3 of them carpet bombed us all like B52s :(

[Suney]

BAHAHAAAHAHAHA! Ohhhh those buggers so coordinate their shitting ay, I have had seagulls do it to my mates back at school.. 3 of them carpet bombed us all like B52s :(
I had one land dead centre on the top of my head in highschool once.
You hear stories about, you see it happen on tv, but never did I think it would happen to me :oi-grr:
Needless to say I took a shower under the drinking fountain :mad:

[Lou Girardin]

Anyone for an open face?

[Wolf]

Couple of punks walking through Trafalgar Square in London, pigeons taking off all around them, milling around in the air above them.

One of them looks at the pigeons and says "'ere, Nigel, what'd you do if a bird shit on your 'ead?"

Nigel replies "Well, I wouldn't go out wiv 'er again, for a start!"

[Sniper]

Haha, nice one wolf.

Tris, its true, its meant to be good luck, yet I never manage to see that side of it