Banditbandit
15th July 2010, 09:47
Two young Bikers and an OLd Biker are having a drink in the pub. The young guys are rating the women as they come in.
A very nice brunette comes and one youg biker nudges trhe other. "She's an eight!"
"Yup," replies his mate, "She's an eight alright."
The old biker looks up from his bear and says "One."
One of the young guiys are offended. "She's beautiful," he says, "How could you possibly say One?"
"Aw, he's old and blind", says his mate, "just ignore nim."
Then this striking woman with woderful curves and long black hair walks in.
"Look," says one of the young guys, "She's a nine - the first one all everning."
"Yes," says his mate, "definately a nine!"
The old guy looks up. "Two."
"Ignore him," says the young biker.
Then this biker wet-dream walks in .. tight jeans, knee-length black boots, leporad skin jacket, long blonde hair down to her bum. Tits a mile in front of her. The young bikers' toungues are bouncing off the floor.
"A ten." "Yes, a great 10." "oh oh oh ..."
The old guy looks up. 'Three."
Now the young biker is really offended. "A Three! How could you possible says a three! She's fucking gorgeous. Even a blind old cout like you could see that. What kind of scale are you using anyway?"
The old biker replies: "That's how many horses it would take to drag her off my face!"
A very nice brunette comes and one youg biker nudges trhe other. "She's an eight!"
"Yup," replies his mate, "She's an eight alright."
The old biker looks up from his bear and says "One."
One of the young guiys are offended. "She's beautiful," he says, "How could you possibly say One?"
"Aw, he's old and blind", says his mate, "just ignore nim."
Then this striking woman with woderful curves and long black hair walks in.
"Look," says one of the young guys, "She's a nine - the first one all everning."
"Yes," says his mate, "definately a nine!"
The old guy looks up. "Two."
"Ignore him," says the young biker.
Then this biker wet-dream walks in .. tight jeans, knee-length black boots, leporad skin jacket, long blonde hair down to her bum. Tits a mile in front of her. The young bikers' toungues are bouncing off the floor.
"A ten." "Yes, a great 10." "oh oh oh ..."
The old guy looks up. 'Three."
Now the young biker is really offended. "A Three! How could you possible says a three! She's fucking gorgeous. Even a blind old cout like you could see that. What kind of scale are you using anyway?"
The old biker replies: "That's how many horses it would take to drag her off my face!"