munster
15th July 2010, 18:42
3 rugby fans; a Springbok fan, a New Zealand fan and an Australian fan were all walking home after watching a rugby game at the local pub.
Along the way they come across a dead, naked woman lying on the pavement and decide to phone the police.
The Springbok fan could not bear to see the undignified woman lying on the floor in such a manner, took off his Springbok cap and placed it over the woman's left breast.
Not to be outdone, the New Zealand fan, removed his cap and placed it over the woman's right breast.
Similarly, the Australian fan felt he could be of assistance, removed his cap and placed it over her groin area.
Now, when the police arrived, the 3 Rugby fans had to stick around for questioning by the police.
They watched the officer inspect the scene of the crime.
The officer picked up the cap from the left breast, had a peek, put the cap down and then wrote down some notes.
He then picked up the cap from the right breast, had a peek, put the cap down and wrote down some notes.
Next, of course, was the cap over the groin area. The officer picked up the cap, put it down and then wrote some notes.
He picked up the cap again, put it down and wrote some further notes.
For the third time, the officer did the same thing which infuriated the hell out of the Australian fan to the point where he went up to the officer.
"What are you? Some kind of pervert? Why do you keep looking there?"asked the obviously annoyed Aussie fan.
The officer replied, "It's just weird... Normally, you'd expect to see a prick under an Australian cap!"
Along the way they come across a dead, naked woman lying on the pavement and decide to phone the police.
The Springbok fan could not bear to see the undignified woman lying on the floor in such a manner, took off his Springbok cap and placed it over the woman's left breast.
Not to be outdone, the New Zealand fan, removed his cap and placed it over the woman's right breast.
Similarly, the Australian fan felt he could be of assistance, removed his cap and placed it over her groin area.
Now, when the police arrived, the 3 Rugby fans had to stick around for questioning by the police.
They watched the officer inspect the scene of the crime.
The officer picked up the cap from the left breast, had a peek, put the cap down and then wrote down some notes.
He then picked up the cap from the right breast, had a peek, put the cap down and wrote down some notes.
Next, of course, was the cap over the groin area. The officer picked up the cap, put it down and then wrote some notes.
He picked up the cap again, put it down and wrote some further notes.
For the third time, the officer did the same thing which infuriated the hell out of the Australian fan to the point where he went up to the officer.
"What are you? Some kind of pervert? Why do you keep looking there?"asked the obviously annoyed Aussie fan.
The officer replied, "It's just weird... Normally, you'd expect to see a prick under an Australian cap!"