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slofox
22nd July 2010, 09:20
Letter to Helpline

Hey Mate, really need your advice for a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot.



I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight hid in the shed behind the boat, when she came home she got out of someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.



It was at that moment crouched behind the boat I noticed...a hairline crack in the outboard mounting bracket...



Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

spajohn
22nd July 2010, 10:16
Letter to Helpline


Reply from Helpline: Just give her the boat in the settlement and take something of better value. Then tell her it is sea worthy and should be taken out often to a great fishing spot well off shore with her lover!!!