Crash proof motorcycle?

[98tls]

Sorry if its a repost:shutup:actually na i dont give a shite.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXFDzpXfwyc

[SMOKEU]

I'd root her.

[bogan]

:confused: what just happend there? pisstake or massive balls-up?

[2wheeldrifter]

:confused: what just happend there? pisstake or massive balls-up?

Well you hope it's a piss take but.... fucken funny lol!

[Taz]

That was hilarious! Obviously the software needs a tweak to compensate for the rider not looking when pulling out. Love it.

[98tls]

:confused: what just happend there? pisstake or massive balls-up?

Its a piss take mate,wouldnt have posted it up if i thought it for real.

[javawocky]

Its a piss take mate,wouldnt have posted it up if i thought it for real.

No its real! Its on U Tube its got to be REAL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SC8RRgwBuA

[skippa1]

:confused: what just happend there? pisstake or massive balls-up?

Its real man.....:shifty:

[Cary]

Well I for one won't be installing that system just yet :lol:

[raziel1983]

Was the Blackbird OK??

[98tls]

Was the Blackbird OK??

Nope fucked.Thankfully the white one walked away intact.

[crystalball]

lmao that was funny

[Genie]

that was rather amusing....all the build up and BANG. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[98tls]

:shit:
that was rather amusing....all the build up and BANG. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

:shit:Once again similar to what my Mrs says.:angry::angry::shifty:

[Genie]

OK....now you're getting freaky. How can there be two super intelligent woman on the same island....hmmmm. :stupid:


Best you go bow at her feet and massage them while you're there.

[98tls]

OK....now you're getting freaky. How can there be two super intelligent woman on the same island....hmmmm. :stupid:


Best you go bow at her feet and massage them while you're there.

:killingme:killingmeBy "them" are you saying that her tits are down by her feet?:shit:Low blow girl.:shifty:

[Genie]

:killingme:killingmeBy "them" are you saying that her tits are down by her feet?:shit:Low blow girl.:shifty:

oh you are soooo....????

Most refer to 'them' as the girls (or so I've heard)...the 'them' i was referring to were your wife's feet...

I have so many replies but they're too cheeky:innocent:

[98tls]

oh you are soooo....????

Most refer to 'them' as the girls (or so I've heard)...the 'them' i was referring to were your wife's feet...

I have so many replies but they're too cheeky:innocent:

:gob:Bugger me,tell me it aint so ive just rubbed a little deep heat on the end of them thinking it may help:blink:

[Genie]

:gob:Bugger me,tell me it aint so ive just rubbed a little deep heat on the end of them thinking it may help:blink:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

that could be interesting

[dogsnbikes]

Awesome:yes:now for the "what the rider see's"video:blink:

[98tls]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

that could be interesting

:blink:Funny thing is shes rubbing em,screaming and cant sit still,:shifty:jesus its like the good old days:yes::gob:weird though theres just something not quite right.:shifty:

[_Shrek_]

so the crash proof wasn't turned on i take it :rolleyes:

[rastuscat]

Thought it was a piss take, but ended up feeling sad about it.

http://is.gd/dNQj5

[thepom]

Nice bird,both of em!!!!

[Oakie]

I prefer the old software ... 'Human Senses ver 1.1'

[rastuscat]

I prefer the old software ... 'Human Senses ver 1.1'

That's exactly what I was thinking when I first watched it. If there is a machine that did all the thinking for us, we wouldn't think, and life would basically be over.

Turned out I was right.

[bogan]

That's exactly what I was thinking when I first watched it. If there is a machine that did all the thinking for us, we wouldn't think, and life would basically be over.

Turned out I was right.

yip, and unfortunately thats the way its going, cars with all the fandangled systems, bugger all road noise or vibration, take all the corners out of the roads etc, tell everyone things will be fine if they ain't doing so and so, and you get a bunch of drivers barely paying attention.

btw, 98tls posted that vid up a while ago.

[ajturbo]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah..... hahahahahahahahahaha

[SMOKEU]

I'd bang her. It's not rape if I say surprise first!

[Spearfish]

Just wait until they iron the bugs out of the software, the bike could sense its rider is crap, perceive a threat and shut itself down...

[rastuscat]

Right. So, a sensor on the bike senses that the rider is a numpty.

The ejector seat kicks in, because the bike acts on self preservation, and kicks the numpty off.

Bring it on !!

[bogan]

Right. So, a sensor on the bike senses that the rider is a numpty.

The ejector seat kicks in, because the bike acts on self preservation, and kicks the numpty off.

Bring it on !!

wouldn't need no ejector seat either, just wheelstand that sucker right over, rider will bail! Also to be applied in cars? Turn stereo on full (some nice thrash/death metal) and set off a few airbags, they'll get out. If its a bogan car abba or something shite may need to be substituted for the metal though (and airbags are unlikely to be present).

In any case they are now getting to the level of technology (darpa challenge) that cars can drive themselves anyway, give it another 10 years they will likely have em driving better than a significant portion of human drivers, yet I reckon it will take another 30 or something ridiculous before they are actually allowed on roads.

[Corse1]

Chick was actually looking in the direction of the truck when she okayed him to go.........perhaps she wanted to end their affair...........

[Tunahunter]

Well I for one won't be installing that system just yet :lol:

Well not without a few tweaks like on-board commonsense

[steve_t]

Cameras and a computer detect possible dangers and warn you via a Heads Up Display... with interesting results. I found this on another forum and everyone there thought this was hilarious, but me, not so much

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=21816

[Phreak]

Gotta watch out for everything, just goes to show. You think it was real...? Or staged?

[Spearfish]

Good money being a test pilot for this company, pity they pay in monopoly money.

[steve_t]

Gotta watch out for everything, just goes to show. You think it was real...? Or staged?

Looked real to me. If it was staged, they did a good job. Dude looked like he got pretty hammered

[Motig]

http://blog.motorcycle.com/2010/08/13/motorcycle-news/crash-proof-motorcycle-technology-video/



Apologies if its already been posted.

[Maha]

Yip, whatever safty measures you put in place, and whatever technology has to offer on the subject, safety always comes back to ones own personal judgement.

was it wrong to laugh though?

[smoky]

Here I was intently watching, then.......... got me

[Dave-]

the americans on the r6 forums are convinced it's real.

which ironically is funnier than the actual content.

[ajturbo]

what is REALLY funny is.. there's and R6 forum!!!

[marks]

interesting

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:)

[johannvr]

Obviously not a teacher - they have eyes in the back of their head ... :blink:

Moral of the story? Be wide awake when you ride - ain't no computer chip gonna save your neck for you

[marks]

Obviously not a teacher - they have eyes in the back of their head ... :blink:

Moral of the story? Be wide awake when you ride - ain't no computer chip gonna save your neck for you

its a Kraut Kon

like selling BMW's as quality products

[baptist]

Not sure if this has been posted before but it made me giggle :rolleyes:

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[MIXONE]

Bwahahahaha.

[matdaymon]

I knew that girl was too pretty and well spoken to be a real reporter!

[EJK]

Which reminds me...



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