blackdog
24th July 2010, 12:24
An Eskimo bought a Ski-doo so he could go further in his ice fishing adventures.
One day when out on his travels the machine developed an oil leak.
As it was still covered with the warranty, he decided to take it back to the dealer he ordered it from in the city.
The Eskimo had never been to the city before, so while the ski was being inspected he decided to explore the big city centre.
He discovered McDonalds, so had a Big Mac. He found Starbucks and had a latte and then bought a HUGE icecream at Wendy's.
By the time he was back at the bike shop, he had icecream all over his face!
"Have you found the problem?" he asked the mechanic.
Mechanic: "You've blown a seal."
Eskimo: "No. I've been eating an icecream!"
One day when out on his travels the machine developed an oil leak.
As it was still covered with the warranty, he decided to take it back to the dealer he ordered it from in the city.
The Eskimo had never been to the city before, so while the ski was being inspected he decided to explore the big city centre.
He discovered McDonalds, so had a Big Mac. He found Starbucks and had a latte and then bought a HUGE icecream at Wendy's.
By the time he was back at the bike shop, he had icecream all over his face!
"Have you found the problem?" he asked the mechanic.
Mechanic: "You've blown a seal."
Eskimo: "No. I've been eating an icecream!"