Windproof cock sock?

[Usarka]

Went for a ride in my "perforated" alpines today, and damn my balls were cold! I had to rub tem they were so numb.

When is some gear-guru going to invent the gore-text cod piece?

[The Pastor]

in your case, they cant make them small enough

[marty]

I've got some goretex bib pants. bought them at Harrods years ago. They are the absolute fucking shiz under 1-piece leathers.

http://www.tgstore.net/mens-cycling-pants-tights-shorts-c-256_264_267_273.html

[Mom]

Went for a ride in my "perforated" alpines today, and damn my balls were cold! I had to rub tem they were so numb.

When is some gear-guru going to invent the gore-text cod piece?

I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety :D

Serious offer too :blip:

[one fast tl1ooo]

I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety :D

Serious offer too :blip:

:rofl: You could be onto something here :):)

[Mom]

:rofl: You could be onto something here :):)

I have a bit of a rep around here for providing these works of art :D

[marty]

Is that with a personal fitting?

[one fast tl1ooo]

214491:rofl::rofl:

[Mom]

Is that with a personal fitting?

Well now...

I guess if I was charging he would want it to fit properly :killingme

[spacemonkey]

in your case, they cant make them small enough

Yes they can!
But nano engineering is quite pricey I'm told........

[slofox]

I had to rub them they were so numb.

Yeah. Right. A likely fuckin' story..!

[Hitcher]

The worst bike I've ever had for suffering Gonadus refridgeratus was my ZRX1200R. Nothing else has ever been as bad.

[Mom]

Blow on the balls...

[Hitcher]

Blow on the balls...

In my dreams...

[FJRider]

Blow on the balls...

Sooooo ... thats where the term "Blow hard" comes from ????? :innocent: :shutup:

[Usarka]

I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety :D

Serious offer too :blip:

Kind of keen, but they don't look like the high tech windproof micro fibre breathable jobbies I was thinking of. More made with if-the-crabs-don't-get-ya-first-these-will scratchy wool.

And fluoro??????? Drivers will be saying "sorry sir, I SAW you coming"! :rofl:

[FJRider]

I have a bit of a rep around here for providing these works of art :D

Post a vid of the measure up and fitting ..... and more rep will come thick and fast ... :yes:

[=cJ=]

I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety :D

Serious offer too :blip:

As long as the pom-poms don't, y'know, detract from...

You know what I mean. :shit:

[PrincessBandit]

Kind of keen, but they don't look like the high tech windproof micro fibre breathable jobbies I was thinking of. More made with if-the-crabs-don't-get-ya-first-these-will scratchy wool.

And fluoro??????? Drivers will be saying "sorry sir, I SAW you coming"! :rofl:

Errrr, I'd like to know what you were doing if you were coming on a bike....especially in public....oh, rubbing your balls I suppose, would be the logical thought

[Gibbo89]

let the person riding pillion earn their keep :shifty:

[spacemonkey]

Blow on the balls...



Yes please. :innocent:

[Urano]

have we really started talking about blows on a ball-cock related thread?

i've put my prevision about the next post in a sealed envelope. :D
never seen a discussion so much fucked up...

:)

[YellowDog]

I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety :D

Serious offer too :blip:

No need to charge, you'll make a mint selling the modelling photos :lol:

[NinjaNanna]

Support NZ industry http://www.silverfernz.com/601-possum-fur-willie-warmer.htm

[Tunahunter]

I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety :D

Serious offer too :blip:

Personal fitting?

[Banditbandit]

have we really started talking about blows on a ball-cock related thread?

i've put my prevision about the next post in a sealed envelope. :D
never seen a discussion so much fucked up...

:)

Errrr .. I think the point was that the balls in question were tooo cold for that ...

[Mom]

And the blowing would be warm and gentle :blip:

[Number One]

Great thread title!

REally got me thinking....and I searched it...got lots of woollie bootie type thangs but there is no way they would be windproof!

Then I found these bike seats with their strategic placed and shaped hole...which can only be a cock and ball resting place probably known officially as a 'support'....

Youguys get the gadgets alright...us girls really miss out :shutup:

http://s.wiggle.co.uk/images/smp-pro-med.jpg Though imagine if one of your goulies slipped down the hole and you couldn't get off ya seat...oh maybe that's why the lycra?! hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Ratti]

I could stitch you up a nice number in the textile of your choice. Maybe a discreet leather and velvet job?.. fitting at a price , cold hands optional.