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Number One
2nd August 2010, 11:43
Hello fellow KBers. This is actually an informational about a career/EQ coaching and guidance programme for 16-23 year olds that I have just become certified to deliver AND that I think is a bloody good idea! It's also delivered in many of the regions so I thought I might highlight it to people.

I remember visits to my guidance counsellor at school and the only half useful outcome from that was a computer generated 'what colour is your parachute' assessment result telling me I should be a Nurse, Police officer or Soldier...now I know I can be militant but anyone who knows me knows I would be crap at all those things AND wouldn't enjoy them either!

THE on your mark programme is a one-on-one coaching and guidance programme aimed to build Self Awareness and Personal Mastery while supporting Career Planning and action.

It costs less than an irrelevant paper studied at university and equips young people with information they can use to target and research specific study/career options as well as including a 360 degree feedback about their strengths and skills relating to others and working within teams.

This is all rich information which can be used in interviews to communicate their unique offerings while demonstrating good self awareness - the building blocks upon which solid EQ/People skills can be developed.

The programme materials provided include a report summarising the key themes from our dicussions, the various assessment activities and feedback from those that know them well. Also there is a free book about how their own profile strengths can be leveraged for working successfully with others.

It is highly personalised and doesn't rule any career paths in or out. Coaches work with clients to draw out their specific interests and expand their thinking about what might be a possible career path to suit their personality, interests and strengths.

Research proves that when we are engaged in work that fits us we are generally happier, healthier and more productive.

It is also about enabling the young person with tools and resources so they can self manage the journey - some young people want to do the thinking and planning independant of their parenets and will find it easier to talk family once they feel they know a little about what they are on about first :)

Anyway - If you know anyone who might be interested for themselves or their young person direct them to the on your mark website (http://www.onyourmark.co.nz/about.html)for more information...

If you are in Wellington and you are interested in booking someone in just get back to me :)

(BTW - There is a 20% discount on all bookings made before the 31st August)

Happy day to you all

Taz
2nd August 2010, 11:46
I want to be a kid again.

Number One
2nd August 2010, 11:46
I want to be a kid again.

Me too! I reckon I'd be sooo much better at it another time round :innocent: :Punk:

Big Dave
2nd August 2010, 12:34
What a shame I'm not down there.

I have the right disposition to tell the little shits to pull their pants up and get a job.

DEATH_INC.
2nd August 2010, 12:40
Me too! I reckon I'd be sooo much better at it another time round :innocent: :Punk:
I was thinking exactly the same thing as soon as I saw the title

avgas
2nd August 2010, 12:46
A fire engine

Number One
2nd August 2010, 12:53
What a shame I'm not down there.

I have the right disposition to tell the little shits to pull their pants up and get a job.

tee hee hee - they are always on the look out for new people to deliver the programme :)

I do believe I am applying MY own style to what I do...perhaps there is a niche market up there in need of your 'style of approach' :)

Big Dave
2nd August 2010, 13:04
The known universe is in need of my style of approach.

A doctrine based on the four elements; HTFU.

wysper
2nd August 2010, 13:07
Why is it restricted to that age group?

slofox
2nd August 2010, 13:18
W

I have the right disposition to tell the little shits to pull their pants up and get a job.

I have the right staple gun to make sure their pants STAY the fuck up...:devil2:

Number One
2nd August 2010, 13:26
Why is it restricted to that age group?

It's not really restricted to that group...more that the main tool of the 'on your mark' programme is a 360 assessment that includes situations more relevant to a younger person.

Where I had a new graduate who had perhaps been in the working environment for about a year but was only 20 I would apply the adult version of the tool and it becomes a different exercise.

The adult version - is the original Belbin Team Roles Theory assessment tool and is Adult centered - referring to adult and work type situations and interactions. I do use that as part of a Team Effectiveness day and have used it with individuals for role suitability, career development, performance and general coaching etc.

So not restricted - just THIS programme has been developed from the adult assessment tool using the same theory but making it relevant and meaningful for younger clients who perhaps haven't got much experience or even clue about what to do, where to go and even WHO they are and their own strengths.

nodrog
2nd August 2010, 13:46
Taller.

Fanny

wysper
2nd August 2010, 14:27
The adult version - is the original Belbin Team Roles Theory assessment tool and is Adult centered - referring to adult and work type situations and interactions. I do use that as part of a Team Effectiveness day and have used it with individuals for role suitability, career development, performance and general coaching etc.

So not restricted - just THIS programme has been developed from the adult assessment tool using the same theory but making it relevant and meaningful for younger clients who perhaps haven't got much experience or even clue about what to do, where to go and even WHO they are and their own strengths.

Thanks #1, just sometimes seems like I should do something like that LOL, find out what my miserable grumpy sarcastic arse is most suited to!

Number One
2nd August 2010, 14:40
Thanks #1, just sometimes seems like I should do something like that LOL, find out what my miserable grumpy sarcastic arse is most suited to!

You are very welcome! In fact...miserable grumpy sarcastic arses are my speciality - I honed my skills and experience in this tool within a large government policy shop :shutup:

Maha
2nd August 2010, 14:44
10% better than I am now, either that or a banana.

LBD
2nd August 2010, 14:57
23 is not all grown up!

avgas
2nd August 2010, 15:03
10% better than I am now, either that or a banana.
We will make him faster.
We will make him stronger.
We will make smoothie.

Number One
2nd August 2010, 15:14
23 is not all grown up!

I don't see 40 as all grown up either but at 23 you sure as shit expect others to refer to you as a grown up :)

Swoop
2nd August 2010, 15:26
I have the right staple gun to make sure their pants STAY the fuck up...:devil2:
There is the option of using a strip of leather with perforations along its length, and a metallic device at one end.
Far too complex for the yoof of today though.

Number One
2nd August 2010, 15:38
There is the option of using a strip of leather with perforations along its length, and a metallic device at one end.
Far too complex for the yoof of today though.

Aparently it's no fun unless everyone can see your undies :blink:

avgas
2nd August 2010, 15:44
Aparently it's no fun unless everyone can see your undies :blink:
Blame Bendon - they started it

Edbear
2nd August 2010, 15:55
Now I'm all grown up I'd like to stick around for a while... :scooter:

Good on you for trying to give some kind of direction to young lives. Too many haven't got a clue what to do these days. I used to tell my kids it's not so much what you do but that you do something. Get into the workforce and over time you'll find what you're looking for.

slofox
2nd August 2010, 16:02
Aparently it's no fun unless everyone can see your undies :blink:

Baboons like to display their arses as well...

Number One
2nd August 2010, 16:06
Good on you for trying to give some kind of direction to young lives. Too many haven't got a clue what to do these days. I used to tell my kids it's not so much what you do but that you do something. Get into the workforce and over time you'll find what you're looking for.

Thanks and yeah - many of them don't have a clue...but crikey there is a heck of lot of 'stuff' to choose from!

I have actually been really surprised how little some of them discuss with their parents - especially boys! It's quite a privelage to be able to help someone to clearly identify their interests and strengths and make a plan they can be excited about for the future :sunny:...specially if you can help them to avoid poorly matched study or job choices.

One thing I have noticed though is that there is a lack of the dreaded reality! Many of them want to be the CE when they start...when discussing the 'HOW YOU GET THERE' context some wrinkle their noses quite severely :lol: yes you probably will have to do some shite jobs that you believe you are above along the way - welcome to LIFE :yes:

Number One
2nd August 2010, 16:07
Baboons like to display their arses as well...

They do! AMong other things...as witnessed during the school holidays at Wellington Zoo :shutup:

I think the whole undie hanging out thing actually started as a prisoner style in jail...baboons, convicts...CHOICE company :shifty:

avgas
2nd August 2010, 16:21
Thanks and yeah - many of them don't have a clue...but crikey there is a heck of lot of 'stuff' to choose from!
Yep and pick the wrong one and your fucked for life.

i love my job i love my job i love my job i love my job i love my job............

This positive thinking tape is full of shit doesn't matter how often I say the above sentence.

Number One
2nd August 2010, 16:28
Yep and pick the wrong one and your fucked for life.

i love my job i love my job i love my job i love my job i love my job............

This positive thinking tape is full of shit doesn't matter how often I say the above sentence.

You are never to old for some positive change ya know....

Get a perm! That'll sort it...ok I'm taking the piss and not meaning to trivialise the hideousness of going to work either doing a job or at a place you fricken hate...I know I am born again!

Juzz976
2nd August 2010, 16:55
I wish I had started my apprentiship at 16 instead of going to uni.

Stirts
2nd August 2010, 16:56
Taller.

Fanny

:laugh: you want a taller fanny?



The adult version - is the original Belbin Team Roles Theory assessment tool and is Adult centered - referring to adult and work type situations and interactions. I do use that as part of a Team Effectiveness day and have used it with individuals for role suitability, career development, performance and general coaching etc.
.

I did the Belbin thing a few years back when working at AUT.

Came out as a "Plant" ... they never told me what plant though. A noxious weed maybe :blink:

RUBUS COCKBURNIANUS would probbaly best describe me....

Needs little maintenance which is just as well as it has vicious spines that are best left alone!
Dreadful suckering habit and vigorous root system, can be a big mistake if planted in the wrong place!
Tough plant suitable for problem areas
Can scratch young children

avgas
2nd August 2010, 17:02
You are never to old for some positive change ya know....

Get a perm! That'll sort it...ok I'm taking the piss and not meaning to trivialise the hideousness of going to work either doing a job or at a place you fricken hate...I know I am born again!
Already onto that - doing an MBA.
Hard task will be convincing the world that I am more than a 9 trick pony........

Blackshear
2nd August 2010, 21:25
Preferably happy.

:)

NinjaNanna
2nd August 2010, 21:34
mortgage free and smart enough to stay that way

Rogue Rider
2nd August 2010, 21:36
Hello fellow KBers. This is actually an informational about a career/EQ coaching and guidance programme for 16-23 year olds that I have just become certified to deliver AND that I think is a bloody good idea! It's also delivered in many of the regions so I thought I might highlight it to people.

I remember visits to my guidance counsellor at school and the only half useful outcome from that was a computer generated 'what colour is your parachute' assessment result telling me I should be a Nurse, Police officer or Soldier...now I know I can be militant but anyone who knows me knows I would be crap at all those things AND wouldn't enjoy them either!

THE on your mark programme is a one-on-one coaching and guidance programme aimed to build Self Awareness and Personal Mastery while supporting Career Planning and action.

It costs less than an irrelevant paper studied at university and equips young people with information they can use to target and research specific study/career options as well as including a 360 degree feedback about their strengths and skills relating to others and working within teams.

This is all rich information which can be used in interviews to communicate their unique offerings while demonstrating good self awareness - the building blocks upon which solid EQ/People skills can be developed.

The programme materials provided include a report summarising the key themes from our dicussions, the various assessment activities and feedback from those that know them well. Also there is a free book about how their own profile strengths can be leveraged for working successfully with others.

It is highly personalised and doesn't rule any career paths in or out. Coaches work with clients to draw out their specific interests and expand their thinking about what might be a possible career path to suit their personality, interests and strengths.

Research proves that when we are engaged in work that fits us we are generally happier, healthier and more productive.

It is also about enabling the young person with tools and resources so they can self manage the journey - some young people want to do the thinking and planning independant of their parenets and will find it easier to talk family once they feel they know a little about what they are on about first :)

Anyway - If you know anyone who might be interested for themselves or their young person direct them to the on your mark website (http://www.onyourmark.co.nz/about.html)for more information...

If you are in Wellington and you are interested in booking someone in just get back to me :)

(BTW - There is a 20% discount on all bookings made before the 31st August)

Happy day to you all



When I grow up, I wanna be a politician, so I can get fired, and still draw a huge salary and live off tax payer funded perks for the rest of my life........ And if I screw up, I can just say I am stressed and have another free holiday........:innocent::innocent::innocent::inno cent::innocent::innocent:

Number One
3rd August 2010, 07:52
When I grow up, I wanna be a politician, so I can get fired, and still draw a huge salary and live off tax payer funded perks for the rest of my life........ And if I screw up, I can just say I am stressed and have another free holiday........:innocent::innocent::innocent::inno cent::innocent::innocent:

Why the longarse quote of the original post? Your post was only just barely related to it anyway....

Genie
3rd August 2010, 07:55
What is growing up?

At this lovely young age I still dont' know what I want to be but I'm happy with whom I am.

At 16....I didn't have a clue, couldn't see the future much less think about where I wanted to go. Same at 23 when I was attending polytech....and again the same at 43...Some things haven't changed.

Number One
3rd August 2010, 13:11
Hardly anyone on here reads the actual posts anyway :bleh:

BTW Thread read TITLES not TITTIES :lol:

avgas
3rd August 2010, 13:39
beeeeee woooo bweeee wooo bweeeee woooo bweeee wooo

Out of my way, I need to get to a fire

..............


Actually I have changed my mind. When I grow up - I want to be the fat controller.

Number One
3rd August 2010, 13:44
I want to be the fat controller.

I send you some pies....:shutup:

Suntoucher
3rd August 2010, 13:45
In my twenties my whole life, which could either consist of never growing older(well, after 29 anyway) or only living a few more years.

Bald Eagle
3rd August 2010, 13:45
..............


Actually I have changed my mind. When I grow up - I want to be the fat controller.

Sorry the position of ex-wife has already been filled :lol:

Number One
3rd August 2010, 13:48
Sorry the position of ex-wife has already been filled :lol:

oooo harsh! Someone woman close slap him :)

avgas
3rd August 2010, 15:10
oooo harsh! Someone woman close slap him :)
I thought we were trying to make him forget about his ex

Number One
3rd August 2010, 15:37
I thought we were trying to make him forget about his ex

Actually who gives a shit about him :shifty: I just want some business for the Career Development Programme I deliver which is also run in various regions throughout NZ by qualified and certified consultants like myself :sunny:

Bald Eagle
3rd August 2010, 15:47
Actually who gives a shit about him :shifty: I just want some business for the Career Development Programme I deliver which is also run in various regions throughout NZ by qualified and certified consultants like myself :sunny:
a consultant . Lend me your watch and I'll tell you what time it is.

But really

avgas
3rd August 2010, 16:01
Actually who gives a shit about him :shifty: I just want some business for the Career Development Programme I deliver which is also run in various regions throughout NZ by qualified and certified consultants like myself :sunny:
You of all people should know sex sells.
WE NEED BOOTY PICS!

Number One
3rd August 2010, 17:15
You of all people should know sex sells.
WE NEED BOOTY PICS!

Who said I am dressed when I offer these services? :blip:

hahahahaaaaaaaa NO EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Booty pics you say? Let you have cake! (http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?imgurl=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3255/2373783979_233e362725.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/25154179%40N05/2373783979/&usg=__qIqHKG7KJeQ-6V0L866o_tgy2so=&h=377&w=500&sz=142&hl=en&start=0&tbnid=A5H6rKYXwYOfqM:&tbnh=142&tbnw=185&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbutt%2Bcake%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls% 3Dcom.microsoft:en-nz:IE-Address%26biw%3D833%26bih%3D415%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=259&vpy=79&dur=15&hovh=195&hovw=259&tx=128&ty=105&ei=5qVXTJ2_GInCsAOWlY2tCA&page=1&ndsp=7&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0)

Trudes
3rd August 2010, 18:32
Who said I am dressed when I offer these services? :blip:

hahahahaaaaaaaa NO EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Booty pics you say? Let you have cake! (http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?imgurl=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3255/2373783979_233e362725.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/25154179%40N05/2373783979/&usg=__qIqHKG7KJeQ-6V0L866o_tgy2so=&h=377&w=500&sz=142&hl=en&start=0&tbnid=A5H6rKYXwYOfqM:&tbnh=142&tbnw=185&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbutt%2Bcake%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls% 3Dcom.microsoft:en-nz:IE-Address%26biw%3D833%26bih%3D415%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=259&vpy=79&dur=15&hovh=195&hovw=259&tx=128&ty=105&ei=5qVXTJ2_GInCsAOWlY2tCA&page=1&ndsp=7&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0)

Geezus!! That's one hell of a spine!!!

Number One
3rd August 2010, 18:53
Geezus!! That's one hell of a spine!!!

Ha ha yeah I though that too! Looks like she needs a feed of cake!!!

Rogue Rider
3rd August 2010, 18:58
Why the longarse quote of the original post? Your post was only just barely related to it anyway....

Sorry, long as quote cozz I was a novice, tired and feeling like a dingus..... Sorry bro.:wari::wari::wari::wari::wari:

Number One
3rd August 2010, 19:30
Sorry bro.:wari::wari::wari::wari::wari:

...No worries chick :niceone: