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EJK
4th August 2010, 12:16
http://news.msn.co.nz/article/7939661/eel-swims-into-fishmongers-bottom

Whoah
phill-k
4th August 2010, 12:21
yes but did they eat the eel afterwards:sick:
mashman
4th August 2010, 12:23
lol, lucky it wasn't an electric eel...
Big Dave
4th August 2010, 12:29
Eel = Oriental Gerbil.

Just sayin'.
EJK
4th August 2010, 12:29
lol, lucky it wasn't an electric eel...

Still, I bet he was "shocked"
nudemetalz
4th August 2010, 12:34
"Eel" not be eating that one....
DMNTD
4th August 2010, 12:36
ror!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PrincessBandit
4th August 2010, 12:44
Between willy fish and dark tunnel eels I think you blokes better stay clear of the water!!!!!

Must've been a pretty small slim eel to work it's way in there (unless he'd been indulging in other activities first) otherwise surely he'd have been able to stop it from working its way right in?? And if a small eel can do that much damage just think what an angry gerbil could do.....
EJK
4th August 2010, 12:46
Between willy fish and dark tunnel eels I think you blokes better stay clear of the water!!!!!


I think women should stay even clearer of the water!!!!!

That much damage done to a man, imagine what it can do to women.
Laava
4th August 2010, 13:11
Could have been worse! http://www.twilightearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/lamprey-eel.jpg
aprilia_RS250
4th August 2010, 13:31
If you had to make a choice would it be the..... The Candiru (Amazonian Catfish) which crawls up the Chinese eye and lodges it self inside your urethra when you're taking a slash or the ring penetrating eel.:crazy:

http://www.anglingfish.net/images/candiru.jpg
EJK
4th August 2010, 13:46
Could have been worse!


Tremors? :shit:
crazyhorse
4th August 2010, 13:51
.........I've heard about these eels. nasty suckers for sure :yes:
Banditbandit
4th August 2010, 13:55
Still, I bet he was "shocked"

Caused a bit of a buzz tooo
mashman
4th August 2010, 13:56
.........I've heard about these eels. nasty suckers for sure :yes:

suckers you say :shifty:... the plot thickens lol
crazyhorse
4th August 2010, 14:11
suckers you say :shifty:... the plot thickens lol

:whistle: :rofl: :yes: :innocent:
JMemonic
4th August 2010, 14:31
I remember reading somewhere that this action was once used as a for of torture and painful death.
Laava
4th August 2010, 14:58
It's not the eels that cause the problem, it's the Mako's they send in to chase them!