Donkey Rapist Therapy Programmes?

[Number One]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3986019/Therapeutic-programme-ordered-in-bestiality-case

What kind of programme would one be put through for this I wonder?

Poor kid :mellow:

[mashman]

Have you seen the eel thread :)

[Crasherfromwayback]

Poor kid :mellow:

Poor donkey I'd say!

[Number One]

Have you seen the eel thread :)

bahahahahaaaaaaaa no - sounds ominous! Someone get one up the dong or bung? I must go searching

[Number One]

Poor donkey I'd say!

Unless you SPEAK donkey HOW can you be SURE he didn't like it?




....oooo I know that's bad....I am donating to the SPCA now!

[mashman]

....oooo I know that's bad....I am donating to the SPCA now!

Technically so was the kid :)

[Katman]

Poor kid :mellow:

Well that's what you get for making an ass of yourself.

[mashman]

Unless you SPEAK donkey HOW can you be SURE he didn't like it?


Donkeys are known sex pests... perhaps the kid was seeking revenge for his father :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRm8okHhapU

[Cayman911]

was gonna say "nice way to lose your virginity huh?"

then realised how the kids of today are.... tsk tsk tsk

[mashman]

I suppose the only way to find out what programme would fit the kid (if needed), would be to find him and ask him what he was doing and why...

on a completely unrelated note he had just had sex with the farmers daughter... got back and started braggin to his mates... his mate asked if he'd fucked her ass too... bum bum

[Number One]

I suppose the only way to find out what programme would fit the kid (if needed), would be to find him and ask him what he was doing and why...

Yes officer - I was fucking a donkey officer...why? Cos I could...you wanna try some? :lol:

[EJK]

bahahahahaaaaaaaa no - sounds ominous! Someone get one up the dong or bung? I must go searching

It's one of my threads.



The boy.... *sigh* speechless. :sick:

[schrodingers cat]

He just got all confused when his mate txt'd sayn 'I cd fckn go a burrito'.

The therapy will no doubt focus on the needs of burro's. Secure assent and don't forget to cuddle afterwards

[Number One]

It's one of my threads.

Crikey EJ - that really does make me wonder about you...but then only good things of course because I posted up this one ;)

[Crasherfromwayback]

What kind of programme would one be put through for this I wonder?



An eye sight test!

[EJK]

It's one of my threads.

Crikey EJ - that really does make me wonder about you...but then only good things of course because I posted up this one ;)

We are even steven. :innocent:

[Number One]

An eye sight test!

Now now let's be fair...some people do have faces like asses but have fab personalities and sensible shoes!

[oldrider]

Was it a female judge, I see she is going to check the progress of his therapy! :sick: How? :confused:

[Number One]

Was it a female judge, I see she is going to check the progress of his therapy! :sick: How? :confused:

SEE stories like this are gold aren't they! Even the mature and reasonable are sinking to my level mwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I should go do something productive really but I can't be arsed :rofl: :lol: oh dear

[Stirts]

So then a Donkey Punch would now be what in this particular scenario? :scratch:

[EJK]

Reminded of this I found back in the "Association" rant & rave thread.

Please, under no circumstances, please DON'T open at work, wife behind you, children watching or you are easily offended by "wrong" act.





Really, don't!





For the last time I beg you, don't.




http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/1688/120/01AwcAX1Yco2YAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg

[Cayman911]

Reminded of this I found back in the "Association" rant & rave thread.

Please, under no circumstances, please DON'T open at work, wife behind you, children watching or you are easily offended by "wrong" act.


access denied :(

[Banditbandit]

Try aversion therapy .. next time he tries it, put him on a Kawasaki instead :innocent:...

[crazyhorse]

heeee awwww couldn't say too much about that now, could he??
:laugh:

[Str8 Jacket]

So then a Donkey Punch would now be what in this particular scenario? :scratch:

Giggidy Up, Giggidy Up!! :yeah:

[Stirts]

Giggidy Up, Giggidy Up!! :yeah:

:killingme

Now stop that sexy dirty talk, you will get donkey boy all worked up again!

[Crasherfromwayback]

access denied :(

Not by the goat it wasn't!

[Stirts]

Reminded of this I found back in the "Association" rant & rave thread.

Please, under no circumstances, please DON'T open at work, wife behind you, children watching or you are easily offended by "wrong" act.





Really, don't!





For the last time I beg you, don't.




http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/1688/120/01AwcAX1Yco2YAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg

Is that how they add the 11 secret herbs and spices!

[Cayman911]

lmao. now the picture works. hahahahaha definitely not access denied

[PrincessBandit]

lmao. now the picture works. hahahahaha definitely not access denied

No, he was playing "wheelbarrows" with it, and was on his knees to be kind so the little goat didn't have to run on it's front legs at a funny angle......

As for the donkey, well that would be playing "wheelburrows".

[Zuki lover]

Least he wasn't making as ass of himself like the chch boy did :rofl:

[mashman]

Reminded of this I found back in the "Association" rant & rave thread. :shifty: http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/1688/120/01AwcAX1Yco2YAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg

I roared when I saw it.

The body language of the cop at the back. Looks like he's laughing?
The cop to the right of him taking a pic on his phone.
Just in front of him is a guy with what looks like a very sturdy weapon.
The guy holding the goat is looking at the director.
The director is gyrating away and roaring with laughter...

aaaaand your cuffed to a post. I kinda feel for the guy :rofl:

[Hitcher]

What kind of programme would one be put through for this I wonder?

The BDOTGNZA believes that this sad and sorry saga was avoidable. The blame here lies at the feet of the slow and inexorable Americanisation of the New Zealand language. Young people these days do not realise the difference between many things, in this case the difference between the ass and the arse. Buggery has been legal in New Zealand since 1984, whereas beastiality remains an offence until such time as animals are afforded equal rights to humans.

The Brave Defenders are not ones to indulge in petulant displays of "We told you so", but we did.