What a bunch of...

[marie_speeds]

Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly) :gob:

Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

Shall I go on.....?
WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

Winding up nannas!!!!!!

[nodrog]

Watch out for Katman, he wont even believe you are a real person.

Oh and welcome to KiwiBiker.

Fanny xoxox

[Maha]

Surely you found all that in 'Biker Angels' Ms Speeds?

[onearmedbandit]

Oi keep it down, we're trying to nap here. We don't like too much noise before 2pm, and we like it quiet after 3 again thank you. Now turn the heater up and get us a blanket.

[mashman]

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....


dirty woman :)

[Grubber]

Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly) :gob:

Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

Shall I go on.....?
WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

Winding up nannas!!!!!!

NAILED IN ONE!
:2guns::crybaby:THE LOT OF THEM!

[allycatz]

You forgot ..............'Omg, a scooter/Harley rider waved at me'

[avgas]

Welcome......
Good to see a bit of a spark here.

Interesting find about the parking threads, I had no idea so many scooter riders here.:shifty:

[Edbear]

Don't forget the most common complaint. "I got a speeding ticket and I hate cops 'cause I should be exempt!" :yes:

[Str8 Jacket]

Don't let the door smack you on the way out......

[imdying]

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

Winding up nannas!!!!!!Yes, because we give a fuck what you think :rolleyes:

[marie_speeds]

Watch out for Katman, he wont even believe you are a real person.

Oh and welcome to KiwiBiker.

Fanny xoxox

Thank you. Is he someone to match my wit??? We'll see LOL

[marie_speeds]

Don't forget the most common complaint. "I got a speeding ticket and I hate cops 'cause I should be exempt!" :yes:

LOL Big bad mean cop pointed his bad bad mean radar at me.... I forgot that off the list!!!! Thanks for reminding me.

[marie_speeds]

Don't let the door smack you on the way out......

Let me guess? A nanna? LOL

[marie_speeds]

dirty woman :)

Not all of us live in nuclear families....

I have a husband and a girlfriend.... ie my partners. Don't see what's dirty about it?:innocent:

[marie_speeds]

Oi keep it down, we're trying to nap here. We don't like too much noise before 2pm, and we like it quiet after 3 again thank you. Now turn the heater up and get us a blanket.

I don't happen to carry any spare blankies sorry....

[marie_speeds]

Surely you found all that in 'Biker Angels' Ms Speeds?


Oh please serious discussions go on there!:yes:

[mashman]

Not all of us live in nuclear families....

I have a husband and a girlfriend.... ie my partners. Don't see what's dirty about it?:innocent:

pics or it never happens :shifty:

[Maha]

Oh please serious discussions go on there!:yes:

*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

These are serious dicussions to alot of women.

[allycatz]

*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

These are serious dicussions to alot of women.

and........helmet hair and how to get lippy off the inside of ones favourite helmet. Plus one dear to my heart, how to afford three sets of gear so I match the bikes I pilion on...yes these are VERY serious subjects Mark!

[marie_speeds]

pics or it never happens :shifty:

We don't all sleep together you ninny we only all live together.... I'm the only one that plays musical beds :banana:

[onearmedbandit]

<img src="http://happyendingsdoc.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/bullshit.jpg"/>

[mashman]

We don't all sleep together you ninny we only all live together.... I'm the only one that plays musical beds :banana:

streamed footage?... and it's Nanna, not Ninny, ya Numpty

[marie_speeds]

and........helmet hair and how to get lippy off the inside of ones favourite helmet. Plus one dear to my heart, how to afford three sets of gear so I match the bikes I pilion on...yes these are VERY serious subjects Mark!

Of course they are!!!!!:yes:

[scissorhands]

Theres actually an initiation here involving a broomstick. Seeing as your a philanderer as well as bisexual, it may have to go before the KB support group at the next meeting.

My guess would be 2 broomsticks just to make sure

[marie_speeds]

streamed footage?... and it's Nanna, not Ninny, ya Numpty

Hmmm your signature says you experimented......with what exactly? :whistle:

[marie_speeds]

Theres actually an initiation here involving a broomstick. Seeing as your a philanderer as well as bisexual, it may have to go before the KB support group at the next meeting.

My guess would be 2 broomsticks just to make sure

Lots you can do with brooms.....:yes:

[marie_speeds]

<img src="http://happyendingsdoc.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/bullshit.jpg"/>

Not all of us live in nuclear families...... dare to be different...Makes life a hell of a lot more interesting....

[Suntoucher]

Made me laugh, haven't yet touched this subforum yet. May have to now.

[marie_speeds]

Made me laugh, haven't yet touched this subforum yet. May have to now.

As you can see I am getting the hang of my new hobby rather well :yes:

[onearmedbandit]

Not all of us live in nuclear families...... dare to be different...Makes life a hell of a lot more interesting....

Ha, I don't doubt your arrangement at all, nor how proud of yourself you are about it, and that's a good thing. My post was in reference to this whole thread being bullshit.

[mashman]

Hmmm your signature says you experimented......with what exactly? :whistle:

the things I didn't think about duh :lol:

[raftn]

I think this gonna get very intersting...:corn::corn::corn::corn::corn::corn:

[marie_speeds]

Ha, I don't doubt your arrangement at all, nor how proud of yourself you are about it, and that's a good thing. My post was in reference to this whole thread being bullshit.

Touchy Touchy.... Hit a sore point did I? LMAO

[Stirts]

I think this gonna get very intersting...:corn::corn::corn::corn::corn::corn:

Move the fark over and gimme some of that popcorn!!!

[raftn]

Move the fark over and gimme some of that popcorn!!!

It will cost you............your bike should cover it though.!!:scooter:

[marie_speeds]

the things I didn't think about duh :lol:

:dodge:That's not an answer....PM me with something a lot better than that

[marie_speeds]

I think this gonna get very intersting...:corn::corn::corn::corn::corn::corn:

Winding up nannas always is :clap:

[Stirts]

It will cost you............your bike should cover it though.!!:scooter:

:lol: Farking dreamer .... shove your popcorn up your bum.

[raftn]

:lol: Farking dreamer .... shove your popcorn up your bum.

Bugger............I really want a speed triple to......I could through in some MM's?

[Stirts]

Bugger............I really want a speed triple to......I could through in some MM's?

You can cop a feel for that.... keep talking

[mashman]

:dodge:That's not an answer....PM me with something a lot better than that

Yes it is, it's just not the answer you were looking for :shifty:... and No :)

[scissorhands]

entertaining a female troll...la de da...hopefully I might get a root too...la de da

nanas, yep

[marie_speeds]

Bugger............I really want a speed triple to......I could through in some MM's?

Hmmm how did you know that the "speed" part doesn't refer to my riding skills?

[marie_speeds]

:lol: Farking dreamer .... shove your popcorn up your bum.

There are better things to do with popcorn................:yes:

[marie_speeds]

entertaining a female troll...la de da...hopefully I might get a root too...la de da

nanas, yep

Oh sweetie if I were a troll would I have a husband and live in girlfriend?????
Finkabowdit :rolleyes:

[Genie]

Move the fark over and gimme some of that popcorn!!!

share with a friend

.....awesome thread so far....keep it coming

[marie_speeds]

share with a friend



That's exactly what I do......:yes:

[Stirts]

entertaining a female troll...la de da...hopefully I might get a root too...la de da

nanas, yep



Oh sweetie if I were a troll would I have a husband and live in girlfriend?????
Finkabowdit :rolleyes:


http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/157/838/924/JfnG.jpg

[Genie]

awww...they are such a happy family...if you know what I mean.

I kinda know what she means!

[marie_speeds]

Where have all the nannas gone? Oh yeah of course t.v listings say Emmerdales on......Figures

[onearmedbandit]

Touchy Touchy.... Hit a sore point did I? LMAO

You'd like to think so but I'm afraid not. I don't give a fuck who you are, but you're some entertainment for a cold afternoon.

[marie_speeds]

but you're some entertainment for a cold afternoon.

I do aim to please.......:innocent:

[Grubber]

awww...they are such a happy family...if you know what I mean.

I kinda know what she means!

Should have known youd pop up in this thread somewhere. Kinda your style eh!
Interesting though, don't ya think.
Mention a bit of girl on girl and they all come outa the woodwork.

[Katman]

Thank you. Is he someone to match my wit??? We'll see LOL

I'd have to lose half of mine first.

[marie_speeds]

I'd have to lose half of mine first.

You must be a man.....

[DMNTD]

Hmmm how did you know that the "speed" part doesn't refer to my riding skills?

'cause you have a FZR250? :blink:

[Banditbandit]

You must be a man.....

Some of us have out doubts ... sounds like a pussy to me ...

[raftn]

I'd have to lose half of mine first.

Well said........:yes:

[marie_speeds]

'cause you have a FZR250? :blink:

That's just another toy to entertain myself with.....he he he refers to something entirely different

[DMNTD]

That's just another toy to entertain myself with.....he he he refers to something entirely different

You got a stutter?

[Usarka]

One thing I can't work out......

Either your husband is a pussy or your girlfriend's ugly.

[marie_speeds]

Some of us have out doubts ... sounds like a pussy to me ...

Me thinks so too if that was the best he's got...strange that people should warn me about shim?

[marie_speeds]

One thing I can't work out......

Either your husband is a pussy or your girlfriend's ugly.

Husband a pussy? Hardly! What bloke wouldn't pass up the opportunity?:doh:

[marie_speeds]

You got a stutter?

Only when my mouth is full.............................

[mashman]

There are better things to do with popcorn................:yes:

true, but that's one of em... especially if one of your partners get's the non crunchy popcorn kernel :sick:

[Usarka]

We don't all sleep together you ninny we only all live together.... I'm the only one that plays musical beds :banana:


Husband a pussy? Hardly! What bloke wouldn't pass up the opportunity?:doh:

Sounds like the only opportunity he has is to get some peace and quiet! :lol:

[Banditbandit]

Me thinks so too if that was the best he's got...strange that people should warn me about shim?

Yeah man .. ya gotta watch out for the straight arrows .. and Katman is the straightest of the straight ... Don't you dare go over 100kph or pull a wheelie ... it's the Katman sin bin if you do ..

[DMNTD]

Only when my mouth is full.............................

Well best you wipe it eh?




http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/toilet_paper.jpg

[Str8 Jacket]

Let me guess? A nanna? LOL

:shake: <baaaabaaaabaaaa>

[marie_speeds]

Yes it is, it's just not the answer you were looking for :shifty:... and No :)

http://clubkitkat.homestead.com/

Check this out when you're in Auckland, top of Hobson Street.....Now that is what I call an experiment....But you'll need a woman to get in....

[marie_speeds]

[QUOTE=DMNTD;1129828649]Well best you wipe it eh?



Yawn...........

[Str8 Jacket]

Yawn...........

FART! <pissoffnoddy>

[DMNTD]

Yawn...........

My point exactly.

Attention whore


Label given to any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.




http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/attentionwhore-1930.jpg

[mashman]

http://clubkitkat.homestead.com/

Check this out when you're in Auckland, top of Hobson Street.....Now that is what I call an experiment....But you'll need a woman to get in....

I already have a woman, to get in ta :) ... once upon a time, before I became a prudish nanna, that sort of thing might have been up my alley, for want of a better expression... but alas, iI'll just have to leave that sort of thing to you "open" folk...

[marie_speeds]

[QUOTE=DMNTD;1129828669][B]My point exactly.

[I]Attention whore

I'm just getting to know new people nothing wrong with that....:innocent:
And yet you're following this thread, how interesting......

[Str8 Jacket]

And yet you're following this thread, how interesting......

What man doesn't love a whore?

[marie_speeds]

What man doesn't love a whore?

Homosexuals for a start...........

[allycatz]

Homosexuals for a start...........

There is such a thing as male whores

[Matt Bleck]

There is such a thing as male whores

I think they work for koha

[Str8 Jacket]

Homosexuals for a start...........

Do you have a fucken problem with homosexuals biarch?

[marie_speeds]

Do you have a fucken problem with homosexuals biarch?

Nope......I'm bi........I was replying to a quote...read back a few posts....

[Str8 Jacket]

Nope......I'm bi........I was replying to a quote...read back a few posts....

Ha! I thought only nanna's cared about 'facts'? Im just here to take the piss.... *we need a pissing smiley*

[nodrog]

Ha! I thought only nanna's cared about 'facts'? Im just here to take the piss.... *we need a pissing smiley*

http://rudenotto.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/golden-shower.jpg?w=510

[marie_speeds]

Ha! I thought only nanna's cared about 'facts'? Im just here to take the piss.... *we need a pissing smiley*

Well said....and perhaps one knitting. And yep i do care about facts I just don't give a shite when someone moans about all the stuff i first listed and those that others added........

[avgas]

215223215224
I am contributing....................................

[avgas]

Do you have a fucken problem with homosexuals biarch?
Not unless I get raped.
But in saying that getting raped by anyone becomes a fucking problem doesn't it.

[avgas]

Where have all the nannas gone? Oh yeah of course t.v listings say Emmerdales on......Figures
Work.......in saying that do you have internet in the kitchen?

[ducatilover]

What does a 2004 FZR250 look like?

Can someone help me here, can't quite get my tongue into my arsehole :shutup:
Slightly amusing thread, do better. :love:

[Love my Bonnie]

Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly) :gob:

Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

Shall I go on.....?
WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

Winding up nannas!!!!!!


Honey, thats the blokes you're talking about.
Stick with us girls & we'll see you right.

[mashman]

Honey, thats the blokes you're talking about.
Stick with us girls & we'll see you right.

with fava beans and a nice chianti? ufufufufufufufuffffff

[marie_speeds]

Honey, thats the blokes you're talking about.
Stick with us girls & we'll see you right.

Thank you...I am now of the opinion that calling them nannas is insulting to women

[Usarka]

There's some beans to be ploughed tonight! :wari:

[Love my Bonnie]

with fava beans and a nice chianti? ufufufufufufufuffffff

Mate, I eat pies & drink bourbon!

[Slyer]

There's no such thing as a 2004 FZR250 ya fookin' wench.

[mashman]

Mate, I eat pies & drink bourbon!

Not sure what a fava bean is, but guess it goes well with chianti and brain...

Most excellent diet... do you find you wake up in the middle of the night and the duvet is on the other side of the room, or is that just me :)

[avgas]

Mate, I eat pies & drink bourbon!
and fart thunder?

[ducatilover]

There's no such thing as a 2004 FZR250 ya fookin' wench.

:innocent: We are quite aware of this, being men.

[avgas]

Thank you...I am now of the opinion that calling them nannas is insulting to women
So your saying you insulted yourself then?

[Love my Bonnie]

Not sure what a fava bean is, but guess it goes well with chianti and brain...

Most excellent diet... do you find you wake up in the middle of the night and the duvet is on the other side of the room, or is that just me :)

But it has nothing to do with what I eat though

[dogsnbikes]

.....I'm bi.....
With more than 2 bikes I must be a polygmist

and welcome


Mate, I eat pies !

Oh send me pie's great pie eater of the north

[marie_speeds]

There's no such thing as a 2004 FZR250 ya fookin' wench.

Read real slow so you don't miss anything...I'm new to road bikes....that's why I joined this site to learn more.....registered 2004 imported 2004 who cares? I'll figure it out as I go....

[marie_speeds]

[QUOTE=dogsnbikes;1129828803]With more than 2 bikes I must be a polygmist

and welcome



I'm only married to one so I'm not a polygmist.....

[Str8 Jacket]

Read real slow so you don't miss anything...I'm new to road bikes....that's why I joined this site to learn more.....registered 2004 imported 2004 who cares? I'll figure it out as I go....

Well ya didn't start out very well did ya.

Let me guess: 'does not make friends easily'? Or are you just one of the typical emotional female types?

[aprilia_RS250]

Not all of us live in nuclear families....

I have a husband and a girlfriend.... ie my partners. Don't see what's dirty about it?:innocent:

Is your husband allowed to shag your girlfriend?

[ducatilover]

But I had a bike imported in 2006 and that was an 89 model and was rego's as an 89 model......

Still can't get my tongue in.

:sunny:

[ducatilover]

Is your husband allowed to shag your girlfriend?

More to the point, are we allowed?

[Paul in NZ]

I'm a grandad - not a nana... Mind you I'm lookin at a nana right now and thinkin I might just get lucky if I play me cards right and I'll bet a sack full of gopher bladders that it will be a bloody sight more interesting than your boring confused 5 minute cross gender fumblings...

Sigh - I get bored with this....

Silly pricks are forever going to set the world on fire and show me their wicked riding styles etc... They are usually dead (moaning and whimpering) in a ditch or given up 12 months later - get to my age and suddenly you notice, only the nanas seem to last... So live hard chick and hopefully this tediousness will cease sooner than later....

[rustic101]

Silly pricks are forever going to set the world on fire and show me their wicked riding styles etc... They are usually dead (moaning and whimpering) in a ditch or given up 12 months later - get to my age and suddenly you notice, only the nanas seem to last... So live hard chick and hopefully this tediousness will cease sooner than later....

Well said Paul,

Reminds me of the old ram and young ram at the top of the hill looking at a flock of sheep:

"Hey old boy lets run down there are fuck a few of those ewes."

'Nah; son, lets walk down and fuck them all'.

[mashman]

Well ya didn't start out very well did ya.

Let me guess: 'does not make friends easily'? Or are you just one of the typical emotional female types?

I can see some of her, in all of you girls :rofl: (purile i know), but true :love:

[Str8 Jacket]

I can see some of her, in all of you girls :rofl: (purile i know), but true :love:

:niceone:

<hahahahahahahaha>

[mashman]

i'd hate to be an enemy :laugh:

[motor_mayhem]

The newbie has sparked the genius of the locals and consequently
http://www.jakobday.com/images/forums/this_thread_delivers_ups_chick_amazon.jpg

[2wheeldrifter]

Cunnilingus is the fine art of making love to a vulva and vagina with your mouth and tongue. It is a delicate skill, requiring patience, practice ...:yes:

[LBD]

"Where can I find a pair of bike pants that does not make my butt look big"....seems to have been overlooked

[marie_speeds]

Well ya didn't start out very well did ya.

Let me guess: 'does not make friends easily'? Or are you just one of the typical emotional female types?

On the contrary I started out rather well....amazing how many nannas came out of the woodwork....pretty much know all their onscreen names now, makes my new hobby a lot easier

[marie_speeds]

Is your husband allowed to shag your girlfriend?

I'm the only one who plays musical beds, but he can watch if he wants to. Novelties kind of worn off though. Like every other bloke he's hung up on performance issues....

[marie_speeds]

But I had a bike imported in 2006 and that was an 89 model and was rego's as an 89 model......

:sunny:

Pedantic nanna aren't you?

[marie_speeds]

More to the point, are we allowed?

You don't know how to use your tongue.............

[marie_speeds]

Cunnilingus is the fine art of making love to a vulva and vagina with your mouth and tongue. It is a delicate skill, requiring patience, practice ...:yes:

Are you sure you're a guy? Most can't pronounce it let alone do it......

[Crazy Steve]

Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly) :gob:

Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

Shall I go on.....?
WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

Winding up nannas!!!!!!

Smells a Troll.....

Crazy Steve.

[Genie]

I do aim to please.......:innocent:

I gotta say...for someone who is new to the forum you've certainly got a quick handle on how to use it all.....you don't live in Edgecombe do you?

[Grubber]

I gotta say...for someone who is new to the forum you've certainly got a quick handle on how to use it all.....you don't live in Edgecombe do you?

Was thinkin that meself Chook!

[crazyhorse]

I gotta say...for someone who is new to the forum you've certainly got a quick handle on how to use it all.....you don't live in Edgecombe do you?

Thats what I thought too - egzakery!

[aprilia_RS250]

I'm the only one who plays musical beds, but he can watch if he wants to. Novelties kind of worn off though. Like every other bloke he's hung up on performance issues....

..."like every other bloke..." Sounds to me those are the only blokes you attract?

[raftn]

Was thinkin that meself Chook!

Was also thinking the same...........or it has gone international!

[avgas]

......performance issues....
Suddenly this thread
your new hobby
its all really explains itself really.

Welcome to pre-divorce

[avgas]

You don't know how to use your tongue.............
Sure he does. You don't think he typed that with his hands......this thread is far to exciting to occupy you hands with a cumbersome task such as typing.

[Murray]

You don't know how to use your tongue.............

Just practise on a Mr Whippy!! That should help

[mashman]

Just practise on a Mr Whippy!! That should help

2 girls 1 cup?

[Teflon]

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[devo]

Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly) :gob:

Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

Shall I go on.....?
WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

Winding up nannas!!!!!!

This is a huge forum.
remember,as a ratio,for every normal,nice guy like me you will have
a moaner,
a groaner,
a screamer,
a retard,
a fuckwit
an idiot
and a dickhead.

and unfortunately, someone taught them how to type. :)

[marie_speeds]

Suddenly this thread
your new hobby
its all really explains itself really.

Welcome to pre-divorce

We've all been living together for the last 9 years. Why would my husband want a divorce when he's got it so sweet.....:)

[marie_speeds]

and unfortunately, someone taught them how to type. :)

With their tongues or so I'm being led to believe :bleh:

[MIXONE]

With their tongues or so I'm being led to believe :bleh:

Some of us have been doing weight lifting with our tounges for years to get them in shape...

[scissorhands]

We've all been living together for the last 9 years. Why would my husband want a divorce when he's got it so sweet.....:)

I would say so too. Sounds like a dream set up to me. Be good to add another when they age a bit, or develop a weird fetish that creeps you out.

[boomer]

Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly) :gob:

Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

Shall I go on.....?
WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

Winding up nannas!!!!!!

get me a beer bitch !




Yes, because we give a fuck what you think :rolleyes:

He has got you sussed tho.. down to a T.

[Oakie]

What the hell is a fava bean?

More commonly known in this part of the world as a 'broad bean'. See, this thread was useful for something after all. You just had to wait long enough.

[Fatt Max]

Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly) :gob:

Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

Shall I go on.....?
WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

Winding up nannas!!!!!!

I want to give you a big girlie kiss on the botty......

[marie_speeds]

I want to give you a big girlie kiss on the botty......

I already get plenty of those lol :spanking:

[Laava]

Pucker up Maxxxxxxxxxzzzzzz!!!! http://www.publikhair.com/new_blog/uploaded_images/fat_girl-747322.jpg

[willytheekid]

Ohh god this thread has had me in stiches!

Welcome to KB Marie :hug:

And I thought this was a Bike related forum lol , enjoy your new "hobby"...I'll be out riding!

[ducatilover]

Pedantic nanna aren't you?

:shit: Check my manzillian, happens to be the epidemy of pedantic.

[reggie1198]

pics or it never happens :shifty:


+1......................................no actually +2

[PrincessBandit]

Pucker up Maxxxxxxxxxzzzzzz!!!!

He would if he thought there was a pie hiding in there somewhere.

[oldrider]

Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly) :gob:

Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

Shall I go on.....?
WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

Winding up nannas!!!!!!

Didn't you're mama teach you that it's rude to fart in church! :spanking:

[awayatc]

Can't be f*cked to read all that drivel,
but the snippets I glanced over appear to make it very obvious that Marie_speeds does not realy know weather she is Mary or Harry...
And no I am not at all jealous...
Just glad I don't suffer from whatever it is he/she does......:bye:

[Trudes]

Welcome to the KB muppet show, seems you have already met some of the locals. Feel free to feed the trolls some more, it helps to pass the time.
As for some of your remarks, each to their own I guess, and if you can, why the hell not eh.:yes:
Good to see you've found some value in some of the threads, if you can wade through the posturing and bullshit there is some worthwhile info to be found. Happy riding.

[Ratti]

Cunnilingus is the fine art of making love to a vulva and vagina with your mouth and tongue. It is a delicate skill, requiring patience, practice ...:yes:

Are you sure you're a guy? Most can't pronounce it let alone do it......

Our 'drift is 'speshul'. Yes he's a chap, and he practices what he preaches...lots of practice.



"Where can I find a pair of bike pants that does not make my butt look big"....seems to have been overlooked

Personally I LIKE having a big butt, and my gentlemen friends like it too, so I figure 'who cares if my butt looks big'



This is a huge forum.
remember,as a ratio,for every normal,nice guy like me you will have
a moaner,
a groaner,
a screamer,
a retard,
a fuckwit
an idiot
and a dickhead.

and unfortunately, someone taught them how to type. :)

normal? nice?

[oldrider]

More commonly known in this part of the world as a 'broad bean'. See, this thread was useful for something after all. You just had to wait long enough.

I've always been attracted to "broads" and I don't really care too much where she's "bean"! :love:

[MsKABC]

With their tongues or so I'm being led to believe :bleh:

Blardy hell - 10 pages later and you still haven't learned how to multi-quote?

Welcome to KB by the way.

[Bald Eagle]

This has been a thoroughly entertaining read. Love to see the KB populous doing what they do best .:yes:

[Stirts]

I've always been attracted to "broads" and I don't really care too much where she's "bean"! :love:

You know you can keep them around longer too, if you know how to flick their "bean"!

[oldrider]

You know you can keep them around longer too, if you know how to flick their "bean"!

Truly an acquired taste! :bleh: Puts wine, caviare, truffles et al tasting out with the trash! :love: :first:

[Genie]

You know you can keep them around longer too, if you know how to flick their "bean"!

ahhhhhhh....flicking the bean:clap:
http://suety.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/jumping-puddles-color-bw.jpg

[Oakie]

Blardy hell - 10 pages later and you still haven't learned how to multi-quote?.

Hey, I've been here 5 years and I still haven't learnt that trick.

[MsKABC]

Hey, I've been here 5 years and I still haven't learnt that trick.

You see the button at the bottom-right of a post that says "reply with quote"? Well the one next to that is the multi-quote button. Keep clicking that on posts you want to quote until you're ready to reply, then hit the other button. :done: You learn something every day, huh? :D

[Oakie]

Blardy hell - 10 pages later and you still haven't learned how to multi-quote?

I'll hold my breath and .....


You see the button at the bottom-right of a post that says "reply with quote"? Well the one next to that is the multi-quote button. Keep clicking that on posts you want to quote until you're ready to reply, then hit the other button. :done: You learn something every day, huh? :D

.....YES! I can multi-quote! Thanks MsKABC. If only it was this easy to be multi-orgasmic!

[MsKABC]

I'll hold my breath and .....



.....YES! I can multi-quote! Thanks MsKABC. If only it was this easy to be multi-orgasmic!

You must be doing THAT wrong too....:shifty:

[Oakie]

You must be doing THAT wrong too....:shifty:

So there's a little button for THAT too? Jeez! Who'd have thunk it.

[Genie]

Turnit on and you'd be surprised with what might happen:innocent:

[Stirts]

Turnit on and you'd be surprised with what might happen:innocent:

http://www.xtremequips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/gusher.jpg

[Banditbandit]

Umm .. yeah ... welll .... no cunnilingus for you tonite ...

[mashman]

better that end than the other :)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SCfwBkF65oY/R_4m04hKgAI/AAAAAAAACVs/Fg00NUkt64M/s320/Hydrant+Flushing+Dirty+Water+4-9-8+Rt+14.jpg

[Oakie]

Turnit on and you'd be surprised with what might happen:innocent:

I'll give it a go immediately ... lickity-split ... you could say.

[Indiana_Jones]

http://media.tested.com/uploads/0/1127/5740-1172156_1067629_cool_story_bro_super_super_super.g if

-Indy

[Rogue Rider]

Not all of us live in nuclear families....

I have a husband and a girlfriend.... ie my partners. Don't see what's dirty about it?:innocent:

I think the biggest nana of them all is you pumpkin! After all, Trolls are a dime a dozen. And if you ride a nana bike then of coarse you will fit in with all the other moaners. The riders are out too busy havin a goot time to worry about gay heresy.

[Ratti]

*psssst* Can someone take pity on a ratti old woman and whisper to me what a Troll is?

not the wee plastic ones, the trolls referred to in this thread.

[Murray]

*psssst* Can someone take pity on a ratti old woman and whisper to me what a Troll is?

not the wee plastic ones, the trolls referred to in this thread.

Hi ratti,

In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community,

Basically to wind up and get a response.

Cheers and hope the BFTP meet up soon. Been dead up this way - none of them seem to be riding???

[MsKABC]

I'll give it a go immediately ... lickity-split ... you could say.


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Oakie again.

*snorts most unladylike*

[Banditbandit]

Hi ratti,

In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community,

Basically to wind up and get a response.

Cheers and hope the BFTP meet up soon. Been dead up this way - none of them seem to be riding???

Like this ...

How can you post an Off Topic comment in an Off Topic Thread ? Duh !!!

[Toaster]

Don't forget the most common complaint. "I got a speeding ticket and I hate cops 'cause I should be exempt!" :yes:

One word.....
MUPPETS.

[Usarka]

One word.....
MUPPETS.

One word.

Mannammana.

[Oakie]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Oakie again.

Waaaaaa! Robbed of rep by the system.

[mattian]

Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly) :gob:

Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
*Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
*Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
*A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
*My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
*I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

Shall I go on.....?
WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

Winding up nannas!!!!!!

so let me get this straight. You came online, to bitch and moan about people who bitch and moan, on an online forum. classic.

[Indiana_Jones]

so let me get this straight. You came online, to bitch and moan about people who bitch and moan, on an online forum. classic.


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-Indy

[Toaster]

One word.

Mannammana.

Do do dododo.....

[Toaster]

I think the biggest nana of them all is you pumpkin! After all, Trolls are a dime a dozen. And if you ride a nana bike then of coarse you will fit in with all the other moaners. The riders are out too busy havin a goot time to worry about gay heresy.

Well said that man.:scooter:

[Teflon]

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[Banditbandit]

Teflon ...

Y're one sick little puppy !