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nodrog
5th August 2010, 10:45
Hello, I heard about this on the radio this morning and thought that this is maybe someting I would like to have done.

Im just abit worried about what effect (if any) it would have while wearing my leathers?

Fanny

Maha
5th August 2010, 10:49
Has never bothered me.

Kornholio
5th August 2010, 10:59
Looks interesting... be sure to post pics when it's done :)

Maha
5th August 2010, 11:00
Looks interesting... be sure to post pics when it's done :)

Who me?.....:shifty:
Stand by.

DMNTD
5th August 2010, 11:00
Do you live in a Lockwood house?

Edbear
5th August 2010, 11:01
Who me?.....:shifty:
Stand by.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! :gob:

Stirts
5th August 2010, 11:02
Hello, I heard about this on the radio this morning and thought that this is maybe someting I would like to have done.

Im just abit worried about what effect (if any) it would have while wearing my leathers?

Fanny


Looks interesting... be sure to post pics when it's done :)

Go forth and bling your fanny Fanny!!

And I'm with Korn....We want pics!!

DMNTD
5th August 2010, 11:04
...We want pics

...and a raincoat!

Stirts
5th August 2010, 11:06
...and a raincoat!

Tissues are cheaper!

Maha
5th August 2010, 11:07
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! :gob:

No worries Ed, it just looks like a flogged out trye tube with tinsel anyway.

nodrog
5th August 2010, 11:10
Wow, there sure does seem to be alot of men veiwing the Biker Angels section, creepy.

Fanny

Edbear
5th August 2010, 11:11
Maybe I'm old, but personally I prefer natural. You can't beat nature for beauty. :yes:

Edbear
5th August 2010, 11:13
Wow, there sure does seem to be alot of men veiwing the Biker Angels section, creepy.

Fanny

I just click on "New Posts" and I'd not heard of Vajazzling, so you piqued my curiosity... :sunny:

allycatz
5th August 2010, 11:14
Well it would be one way to stop me girls fighting over me jewellery:blink:

Stirts
5th August 2010, 11:34
Wow, there sure does seem to be alot of men veiwing the Biker Angels section, creepy.

Fanny

They will soon be logging onto Seek to see if they get a job as a Vajazzler.


Well it would be one way to stop me girls fighting over me jewellery:blink:

And another advantage is that you can point your McLovin to the correct spot.

avgas
5th August 2010, 11:38
get cat whiskers........oh wait

avgas
5th August 2010, 11:39
They will soon be logging onto Seek to see if they get a job as a Vajazzler.
Due to the age of some clientele - you must be able to needlework canvas/hide.

DMNTD
5th August 2010, 11:39
Ever thought about taking up boxing? :sunny:

Genie
5th August 2010, 12:50
Ha...learn something new everyday. Google was most informative.

GOONR
5th August 2010, 13:12
Ha...learn something new everyday. Google was most informative.

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Google is very informative, safe search off, cream pie !! Not Work Safe!

2wheeldrifter
5th August 2010, 21:44
Wow, there sure does seem to be alot of men veiwing the Biker Angels section, creepy.

Fanny

What men????????

http://www.spaweekblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/surprise-vajazzling.jpg

mmmm not my thing, just think if it's dark and it's your fist root... mean first root ,slip of the tongue down there mmmmm ohhh mean slip your hand down there, feel those hard little lumps... think what the fuck disease has this bitch got lol

Toaster
5th August 2010, 21:50
Maybe I'm old, but personally I prefer natural. You can't beat nature for beauty. :yes:

I disagree... there are some seriously ugly creatures out there. Especially in the bush.

Laava
5th August 2010, 21:59
Vajazzling nightmare!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/126963-When-piercings-go-bad!

piston broke
5th August 2010, 22:00
[ mean first root ,slip of the tongue down there mmmmm ohhh mean slip your hand your hand down there, feel those hard little lumps... think what the fuck disease has this bitch got lol


blue waffle?







sorry

2wheeldrifter
5th August 2010, 22:10
blue waffle?







sorry

:sick::sick: Stirts caught me with that one....... :sick::sick:

Hitcher
5th August 2010, 22:33
The BDOTGNZA believes that this practise should be more correctly referred to as "vujazzling", given that the average punter has no idea that there is a difference between a vagina and a vulva, and has probably never even heard of the latter or thinks that it's a car made in Sweden.

Kornholio
5th August 2010, 22:48
The BDOTGNZA believes that this practise should be more correctly referred to as "vujazzling", given that the average punter has no idea that there is a difference between a vagina and a vulva, and has probably never even heard of the latter or thinks that it's a car made in Sweden.

Do they make ice cream as well? :blink:

2wheeldrifter
5th August 2010, 23:54
The BDOTGNZA believes that this practise should be more correctly referred to as "vujazzling", given that the average punter has no idea that there is a difference between a vagina and a vulva, and has probably never even heard of the latter or thinks that it's a car made in Sweden.

It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime :)

Stirts
6th August 2010, 10:00
:sick::sick: Stirts caugh me with that one....... :sick::sick:

Lies all lies, I have never seen your vagina!!

oldrider
6th August 2010, 10:15
Lies all lies, I have never seen your vagina!!

All one needs is a vivid imagination and a teensyweeny bit of desire and one can see anything, or anyone they like! :shifty:

Stirts
6th August 2010, 10:39
All one needs is a vivid imagination and a teensyweeny bit of desire and one can see anything, or anyone they like! :shifty:

True words John, but I have no desire to see Mr 2wheeldrifter sniffing his own fanny.

mashman
6th August 2010, 12:20
I wonder if you can get glow in the dark Vajazzling bits :)

Stirts
6th August 2010, 12:53
I wonder if you can get glow in the dark Vajazzling bits :)

A glow in the dark pussy, now that is cool!!

http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/GlowingCat.jpg



Guess what boys, you can get it done too, it's called .............

ballazzling (http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_328/12255385828tV8ep.jpg)

EDIT: Actually it's called Penazzling but ..... :pinch: ooouch!

mashman
6th August 2010, 13:19
A glow in the dark pussy, now that is cool!!

Guess what boys, you can get it done too, it's called .............

ballazzling (http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_328/12255385828tV8ep.jpg)

EDIT: Actually it's called Penazzling but ..... :pinch: ooouch!

:rofl: not the hole thing :shifty:... t'would give the game away for us who prefer to fumble :)... target fixation, while riding, always ends prematurely... or so i'm told :shifty:

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/FR/esq-retractile-testicles-0210-lg.jpg

mashman
6th August 2010, 13:24
I have others

.... ya say

http://www.1stwebdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/post-it.jpg

Stirts
6th August 2010, 13:29
.... ya say

:gob: :shutup: no.... clearly I am having a very rare " I am a laydee" day because I am not posting it.

farking cheekie wench you are!

mashman
6th August 2010, 13:41
Well if i'm in wench mode

what you were doing on there i'll never know :shifty:

Little Miss Trouble
6th August 2010, 16:49
If I were going to bother putting bling down there I'd want it to be more exciting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood_piercing) than some stick-on glitter bits...

NWS kinda goes without saying in this thread

Banditbandit
6th August 2010, 16:50
?


Oh ... that would just get grit under my dentures ... :innocent:

Genie
6th August 2010, 17:51
Oh ... that would just get grit under my dentures ... :innocent:

wouldn't it just


and come on mods...I put up the same pic on my post and you binned it....even with my R18 thingy. Fair cop for all aye??

oldrider
6th August 2010, 19:43
After reading this thread, we are getting all of Mrs O's G spots blinged so that I can still find them (despite my failing eyesight) by learning Braille! :shifty:

I'm really getting quite excited! :banana:

2wheeldrifter
6th August 2010, 20:42
Lies all lies, I have never seen your vagina!!

Oooooooh you wish!!!

you would love too compare the soft folds, tender inner lips, warm moisty throbing clit...

oh god have to stop touching myself :innocent: MANGINA!! :banana:


You need a Red dragon young lady! :yes:

2wheeldrifter
6th August 2010, 20:47
wouldn't it just


and come on mods...I put up the same pic on my post and you binned it....even with my R18 thingy. Fair cop for all aye??


Sorry Genie... you may not be holding your tongue the right way i fear. Sounds like abit of a slip up... if you know what I mean :)

Insanity_rules
6th August 2010, 22:50
Who me?.....:shifty:
Stand by.

Oh Mark............ Show us your mangina! LOL


After reading this thread, we are getting all of Mrs O's G spots blinged so that I can still find them (despite my failing eyesight) by learning Braille! :shifty:

I'm really getting quite excited! :banana:

I learnt to lip read myself!

Maha
7th August 2010, 07:28
Oh Mark............ Show us your mangina! LOL


Post #10 said 'it just looks like a flogged out trye tube with tinsel anyway'. :innocent:

Hitcher
7th August 2010, 16:16
Do they make ice cream as well?

As a matter of fact they do. It's called Muffenpik.

Big Dave
7th August 2010, 16:50
The BDOTGNZA believes that this practise should be more correctly referred to as "vujazzling", given that the average punter has no idea that there is a difference between a vagina and a vulva, and has probably never even heard of the latter or thinks that it's a car made in Sweden.

Well we all don't live in a cave my good fellow.

Many of us are now fully aware it's one of those trumpets they blow in South Africa.

Insanity_rules
7th August 2010, 19:20
As a matter of fact they do. It's called Muffenpik.

Does it taste like chicken?

Genie
7th August 2010, 19:52
chicken?????

Fish?????


Icecream.....:gob:

They just do not go together, not even in Jokesville. Please do not do this ice cream.

Mom
7th August 2010, 20:01
They just do not go together, not even in Jokesville. Please do not do this ice cream.

We should start up a "finda flava" for ice cream like Bluebird are currently doing with chips :yes: Imagine the fun :blip:

Mushroom anyone :shutup:

Genie
8th August 2010, 07:40
We should start up a "finda flava" for ice cream like Bluebird are currently doing with chips :yes: Imagine the fun :blip:

Mushroom anyone :shutup:

Got a joke about that the other day...bluebird gonna call it seman flavour - diet chip as 97% of women will spit it out!

Argyle
8th August 2010, 08:34
A disco ball down there!

Laava
8th August 2010, 22:03
I'll add some sound effects. http://www.bunkhouse.com/gca2005/gca0010.jpg
Flap, flap flap!