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cowpoos
8th August 2010, 18:17
Wheres dangerousbastard gone??? Was feeling a bit bored...and was going to hunt him down, too wind him up...no recent posts.... did I miss him having kittens and leaving the site??? Hope not....I always miss the good shit???

Mom
8th August 2010, 18:20
I believe he may be resting.

XxKiTtiExX
8th August 2010, 18:22
I'm still here :shifty:

Kornholio
8th August 2010, 18:27
I believe he has gone to a better place....

MSTRS
8th August 2010, 18:28
I believe he may be resting.

...tired out after a long squawk?

2wheeldrifter
8th August 2010, 18:53
He's off crook with inflamed ovaries

Maha
8th August 2010, 18:55
If my information is correct, he should be due back any day now....:shifty:

Kornholio
8th August 2010, 19:02
If my information is correct, he should be due back any day now....:shifty:

Did he go 'international'? :blink:

Maha
8th August 2010, 19:05
Did he go 'international'? :blink:

No im sure he likes it internal.

SMOKEU
8th August 2010, 19:19
Maybe he died. I've already started making excuses not to go to his funeral.

PrincessBandit
8th August 2010, 19:28
If my information is correct, he should be due back any day now....:shifty:

I suspect you are right, he should be off the naughty step very soon.

Foxzee
8th August 2010, 19:29
If my information is correct, he should be due back any day now....:shifty:

Well do share your information Maha...don't keep us all guessing:yes::yes:

ajturbo
8th August 2010, 19:49
what i wonder about is...

why are there so many interested in this subject ???:shit:

Kornholio
8th August 2010, 20:14
what i wonder about is...

why are there so many interested in this subject ???:shit:

including yourself?... :shifty:

MSTRS
9th August 2010, 08:52
He's not quite the elephant in the room, is he?

Genie
9th August 2010, 09:33
what i wonder about is...

why are there so many interested in this subject ???:shit:

BECAUSE...the man is a legend. He's infamous on KB.
Has caused many an emotion from many a man. (and lady)

avgas
9th August 2010, 09:44
Maybe he died. I've already started making excuses not to go to his funeral.
because it hurts you too much to see your loved ones dead?

SMOKEU
9th August 2010, 09:48
because it hurts you too much to see your loved ones dead?

Don't tell everyone!

Swoop
9th August 2010, 10:45
Also interesting to note that katman has made 1st place (equal with Skiddy) for "most ignored".
DB pales in comparison.

one fast tl1ooo
9th August 2010, 10:46
He got himself stuck.:yes:.. He is going to cut him:sick:self out soon.. See pic :rofl:


http://www.dlisted.com/files/peeninapipe.jpg

one fast tl1ooo
9th August 2010, 10:55
O dear he is back...

Crasherfromwayback
9th August 2010, 10:57
He'll be back.

Grubber
9th August 2010, 12:20
and someone started a thread for this?????????

Genie
9th August 2010, 13:03
O dear he is back...

Maha the Mystic was correct.
He has amazing powers, one to revere :not:

Mental Trousers
9th August 2010, 14:21
I'm still waiting for the Revolution to start .... (don't ask)

2wheeldrifter
9th August 2010, 14:31
I'm still waiting for the Revolution to start .... (don't ask)



Sure it is a revolution and not a revelation?

AllanB
9th August 2010, 15:22
I heard he was overseas at the Hyosung factory talking about a 2012 GP ride.

Insanity_rules
9th August 2010, 15:37
My guess was he was hospitalised with a medical condition called sandus in the vaginaus.

sinfull
9th August 2010, 15:40
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/126934-What-a-bunch-of...

Genie
9th August 2010, 16:55
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/126934-What-a-bunch-of...

hahahahahahaha...yeah was just saying the same the same to another KBer myself......but then again that was thought of once before and from what I gather the other was infact legit!

Who would know in the Mystical Realm of KB, oh Mighty Mystical Maha, what say you?

BOMBER
9th August 2010, 17:18
Dont shit stains come and go on these places, a new one will popup soon enough
:yes:

Genie
9th August 2010, 18:15
Dont shit stains come and go on these places, a new one will popup soon enough
:yes:

...and where might you have come from? (besides your mother)

You've popped up yourself.....:shit:

XxKiTtiExX
9th August 2010, 18:31
Dont shit stains come and go on these places, a new one will popup soon enough
:yes:


Some shit stains no matter how hard you scrub or how many times you flush they just won't disappear.

cowpoos
9th August 2010, 18:32
He got himself stuck.:yes:.. He is going to cut him:sick:self out soon.. See pic :rofl:

LMFAO!!!!!! That is FUCKING GOLD!!!!!

Ratti
10th August 2010, 18:09
Some think he has been masquerading as Aunt Fanny.

DMNTD
10th August 2010, 18:23
Some think he has been masquerading as Aunt Fanny.

Nah...Aunt Fanny is a real live person according to the Tga crew :yes:

Laava
10th August 2010, 20:10
http://www.dailyencouragement.net/images/fanny_crosby_tombstone.jpg

Genie
11th August 2010, 14:59
There's a new shit stain born every minute.....

Kornholio
11th August 2010, 16:42
Nah...Aunt Fanny is a real live person according to the Tga crew :yes:

She's a bit of alright too... she batting for wrong team tho :mellow:

Stirts
11th August 2010, 16:47
She's a bit of alright too... she batting for wrong team tho :mellow:

She is an ambidextrous batter me thinks :whistle: and yeah she is a little hottie!

Maha
11th August 2010, 16:52
She is an ambidextrous batter me thinks :whistle: and yeah she is a little hottie!

Does that mean she can touch her diddle with her teeth? :shifty:

Stirts
11th August 2010, 17:12
Does that mean she can touch her diddle with her teeth too? :shifty:

It is cheating if you take your teeth out Mark!

Kornholio
11th August 2010, 17:13
She is an ambidextrous batter me thinks :whistle: and yeah she is a little hottie!

Yeah well she won't let me play :blink: Gettin a bit worried about which team you playin for too :p


Does that mean she can touch her diddle with her teeth? :shifty:

And play the banjo at the same time :violin:

Stirts
11th August 2010, 17:21
Gettin a bit worried about which team you playin for too :p

Don't worry your pretty little self Kornie, I only like these lollies (http://www.youandiwantit.com/images/Erotic_Penis_Candy_(FRUIT).jpg), so you are safe from me! :dodge:

Kornholio
11th August 2010, 17:28
Don't worry your pretty little self Kornie, I only like these lollies (http://www.youandiwantit.com/images/Erotic_Penis_Candy_(FRUIT).jpg), so you are safe from me! :dodge:

Well Gordies may be made of jelly but mine made of meat! :p

Genie
11th August 2010, 17:28
Don't worry your pretty little self Kornie, I only like these lollies (http://www.youandiwantit.com/images/Erotic_Penis_Candy_(FRUIT).jpg), so you are safe from me! :dodge:

Love your lollies:eek: Share with a friend:msn-wink:

Batting for both teams can have so many benefits.....if you know what I mean.

Bit like that young speedy lass up north, she's got it sorted:yes:

cowpoos
14th September 2010, 20:08
Dont shit stains come and go on these places, a new one will popup soon enough
:yes:

Well he's still not back....who the hell else is thier to wind up???

Swoop
14th September 2010, 22:53
Well he's still not back....who the hell else is thier to wind up???

1st & 3rd places are gone. 2nd place needs to try harder though!

Top Ignored:
29 skidMark
28 Katman
18 DangerousBastard
17 renegade master
17 carver
16 dipshit
15 SixPackBack
14 Sidewinder
13 boomer
12 imdying
11 SMOKEU
9 short-circuit
8 Boob Johnson
8 Dean
7 mikey


An icecream man was found dead in the back of his van covered in 100's and 1000's, crushed nuts and chocolate sauce...

Police reckon he topped himself!

Laava
15th September 2010, 15:57
So if I add one of those to my ignore list, I can help them move up the list?

White trash
15th September 2010, 16:05
Mikey will be gutted to know he's a lowly 15th place with only 7 ignores.

He was too far ahead of his time that boy, 7 out of the possibly only 1000 active members KB had back in those days is pretty good going.

Can't believe only 29 ignored Skiddy though.......

BOMBER
15th September 2010, 17:47
Fucking gay bastards on this site it seems, hardly any wonder either

Mental Trousers
15th September 2010, 18:25
Mikey will be gutted to know he's a lowly 15th place with only 7 ignores.

He was too far ahead of his time that boy, 7 out of the possibly only 1000 active members KB had back in those days is pretty good going.

Can't believe only 29 ignored Skiddy though.......

Mikey's been gone from the site for quite a while now. Most of those who had him on ignore have removed him now. Can't stay number 1 forever if you can't post!!

The gap between 2nd and 3rd surprises me though.

Silly thought, but a mod that would let people maintain a I dislike list and then we could see who the most hated person on kb is haha.

cowpoos
15th September 2010, 18:48
Mikey's been gone from the site for quite a while now. Most of those who had him on ignore have removed him now. Can't stay number 1 forever if you can't post!!

The gap between 2nd and 3rd surprises me though.

Silly thought, but a mod that would let people maintain a I dislike list and then we could see who the most hated person on kb is haha.

I have an Idea.........

Katman
15th September 2010, 18:56
1st & 3rd places are gone. 2nd place needs to try harder though!


WTF???

I was 1st= just the other day.

Mental Trousers
15th September 2010, 18:59
WTF???

I was 1st= just the other day.

Obviously someone thinks that you're not such a bad chap after all.

Swoop
16th September 2010, 07:50
So if I add one of those to my ignore list, I can help them move up the list?
You most certainly can!:yes:

PrincessBandit
16th September 2010, 07:56
Obviously someone thinks that you're not such a bad chap after all.

It wasn't me!!

Katman
17th September 2010, 20:00
WTF!!!

In the last 24 hours another miserable prick has taken me off their ignore list.

I want answers!!! :angry2:

Pussy
17th September 2010, 20:08
WTF!!!

In the last 24 hours another miserable prick has taken me off their ignore list.

I want answers!!! :angry2:

Trouble is, Katman.... a lot of people on here know you in real life, and have worked out that you're actually a GOOD bastard.
You'll have to try harder to uphold your image.....

boomer
8th October 2010, 21:14
He;s buried, in little pieces, under my patio !

Genie
8th October 2010, 21:54
.....and why?

cowpoos
9th October 2010, 12:39
He;s buried, in little pieces, under my patio !

Hey Dunc....how the blody hell are ya!!??

boomer
9th October 2010, 14:45
Hey Dunc....how the blody hell are ya!!??

Hey Ryan,

i'm good ta bro, just back from a week on the snow an i'm not feeling any younger !

how's you and whats in Hawkes bay bro??

cowpoos
11th October 2010, 17:01
Hey Ryan,

i'm good ta bro, just back from a week on the snow an i'm not feeling any younger !

how's you and whats in Hawkes bay bro??

I'm all good fella....Hawkes bay is where I'm from dude...family here and fiancee's family. and the weather rocks!! Lifes pretty gud at the moment!

cowpoos
11th November 2010, 18:29
has shit stains been banned ????

Mental Trousers
11th November 2010, 18:58
has shit stains been banned ????

He was temporarily banned for generating way too much work for the Moderators (more than shitmark and everyone else combined) and because shit was starting to get out of hand, so it was also for his own good. Seems once the ban expired he chose not to brighten our lifes with his indepth knowledge and insightfulness.

Pussy
11th November 2010, 19:15
once the ban expired he chose not to brighten our lifes with his indepth knowledge and insightfulness.

.....of sweet fuck all.

Gremlin
12th November 2010, 00:14
Brighten our lives...

The Everlasting
12th November 2010, 08:30
He was temporarily banned for generating way too much work for the Moderators (more than shitmark and everyone else combined) and because shit was starting to get out of hand, so it was also for his own good. Seems once the ban expired he chose not to brighten our lifes with his indepth knowledge and insightfulness.


Oh no,what are we gonna do without his wisdom on here? We will all be lost....:laugh:

MSTRS
12th November 2010, 09:12
I'm all good fella....Hawkes bay is where I'm from dude...family here and fiancee's family. and the weather rocks!! Lifes pretty gud at the moment!

Hey Ryan, don't be a stranger, eh.

avgas
12th November 2010, 10:03
He was temporarily banned for generating way too much work for the Moderators (more than shitmark and everyone else combined) and because shit was starting to get out of hand, so it was also for his own good. Seems once the ban expired he chose not to brighten our lifes with his indepth knowledge and insightfulness.
Too many weak pussies on this site now. Keep crying to the moderators to fix life for them.
I don't envy your job in the slightest.

EJK
12th November 2010, 10:05
KB now feels like a giant stadium full of people but without the gladiators to match (nor executionees).

Ronin
12th November 2010, 10:13
Bring back Boomer... Oh wait :yes:

cowpoos
12th November 2010, 18:55
Hey Ryan, don't be a stranger, eh.

To be fair your right...I keep meaning to catch up with you and jan. must do it soon!!

carver
20th December 2010, 17:13
KB now feels like a giant stadium full of people but without the gladiators to match (nor executionees).

cause no one can be fucked fighting

EJK
20th December 2010, 18:20
Doko's match was pretty cool. I'm enjoying SMOKEU's games too.

SMOKEU
20th December 2010, 19:24
I'm enjoying SMOKEU's games too.

I aim to please.