YellowDog
9th August 2010, 12:44
An Arabic family were considering putting their grandfather Abdullah into a nursing home, but as all the Arabic facilities were completely full they had to put him in a Kiwi home.
After a few weeks in the Kiwi facility the family come to visit grandpa Abdullah ...
"How do you like it here?"
asks the grandson.
"It's Great! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful says grandpa ... "
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone else ..."
"Oh no!" says grandapa Abdullah "Let me tell you about how respectful they treat the residents ... he says with a big smile ...
There's a musician in here ...
he's 85 years old.
He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him ...
'The Maestro'
There is a judge in here ...
he's 95 years old.
He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him ...
'Your Honour'
There's a dentist here ...
he's 90 years old who
hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him ...
'The Doctor'
As for me ...
I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me ...
'The Feckin Arab'
After a few weeks in the Kiwi facility the family come to visit grandpa Abdullah ...
"How do you like it here?"
asks the grandson.
"It's Great! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful says grandpa ... "
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone else ..."
"Oh no!" says grandapa Abdullah "Let me tell you about how respectful they treat the residents ... he says with a big smile ...
There's a musician in here ...
he's 85 years old.
He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him ...
'The Maestro'
There is a judge in here ...
he's 95 years old.
He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him ...
'Your Honour'
There's a dentist here ...
he's 90 years old who
hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him ...
'The Doctor'
As for me ...
I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me ...
'The Feckin Arab'