New Lawn Mower

[Biff]

Victa have brought out a new lawn mower called The Schappele
It holds 4 kg of grass and is guaranteed for 20 years .

[zadok]

Like it :niceone:

[Quasievil]

picture ? Im in the market

[TonyB]

:niceone: Took while,(creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek- CLUNK.....DING!!!) but I finally get it. Not bad Biff.

[Quasievil]

Oh yeah I get it ,not so sharp today huh ??? sheesh good one mate

[White trash]

Drove past Shapelle Corby Beauty Parlour yesterday. Sign in the window said "Back in 20"

[Sniper]

I dont get it?

[ManDownUnder]

ooo no no no - bad taste... (it usually takes me a few weeks before I find these funny...)

That being said - whenever I see Biff's name on a new thread - I am drawn towards it... kinda like the way you have to look at a car smash...

go figure!
MDU

[StoneChucker]

Drove past Shapelle Corby Beauty Parlour yesterday. Sign in the window said "Back in 20"
Cmon you unoriginal mongrel bastard ;) That came up yesterday in a thread :weird: (oh, if YOU brought it up, my apologies :rofl: )

But, thats the best one I've heard so far, "back in 20"
Remember an episode of South Park, where Aids became funny after a certain amount of time? To the second they counted it hehehhe

[John]

Now thats improvised humor, Nice one on the back in 20 WT..

ahh the fun never ends? or does it?... (cue gay music such to the likes of sound of music crossed with some 80's porn)

[Biff]

That being said - whenever I see Biff's name on a new thread - I am drawn towards it...


...like a moth to a flame. Mwahahahahahaha.

[Sniper]

I still dont get it

[John]

I still dont get it
Schappele Corby.

4kg Of weed that she didnt know was there 20 years in jail.

[Sniper]

Ahhhhhhh, ping, thanks John

[ManDownUnder]

Ahhhhhhh, ping, thanks John

WAITER - WAITER - more coffee to this table. Make it a double!