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Spazman727
9th August 2010, 20:56
Got this from an email today.

I DIOT SIGHTING No 1

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the cashier a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a twenty pence piece
She said, 'You gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes, I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back..'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The cashier then proceeded to give me 80 pence in change.

Do not confuse the cashiers at MacDonald's.



IDIOT SIGHTING No2

We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a ½ horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a ¼ horsepower.'

I responded that ½ was larger than ¼ and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used Garador repair since.



Happened in Moor Park , Near Watford UK


IDIOT SIGHTING No3

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the “DEER CROSSING” sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!



I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore..'

Story from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire , UK .



IDIOT SIGHTING No4

My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From South Oxhey, Hertfordshire , UK .


IDIOT SIGHTING No5

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened at Luton Airport , UK



IDIOT SIGHTING No6

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I
knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the
light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a Local County Council employee in Harrow, Middlesex , UK .


IDIOT SIGHTING No7

When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'its
open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans, Hertfordshire , UK

Bounce001
10th August 2010, 10:04
Haa!

There are some idiots out there alright!

For more check out this website

http://notalwaysright.com/

pzkpfw
10th August 2010, 11:38
I once asked a girl at the J'Ville Woolworths to estimate how much half a particular salami would cost.

She reached for a knife.

Took me 5 minutes to convince her to weigh the whole thing and tell me how much that would cost, so I could halve that.

Creeping Death
12th August 2010, 20:45
Friend of mine bought a new computer,set it up then had trouble logging into Windows or something so rang the place of purchase explaining her dilemma,the conversation went something like this...I kid you not!

Her: "Hi,I've just purchased a new computer from you guy's and I cant seem to get it to work"

IT Guy: "Right,is the power turned on?"

Her: "Yes"

IT Guy: "Is the green light flashing?"

Her: "Yes"

IT Guy "Ok,is the screen on?"

Her: "Yes"

IT Guy: "Ok,what colour is the wallpaper?"

Her: "It's pink"

IT Guy "Hmmm,that dosen't sound right,it should be blue"

Her: "No,it's been pink ever since I moved in here 8 years ago".....

And yes,she is blonde.

Rogue Rider
12th August 2010, 20:54
I once asked a girl at the J'Ville Woolworths to estimate how much half a particular salami would cost.

She reached for a knife.

Took me 5 minutes to convince her to weigh the whole thing and tell me how much that would cost, so I could halve that.

Just as well the attendant didn't automatically slice it up, Heard one blonde yell at an attendant in disgust "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A BLOODY SLOT MACHINE!"

Mooooooooaaahhhooaaaaaaaah:Punk::shit: